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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Yep, I can still do it, but unfortunately I can no longer recover like one By crikey, I'm bloody knackered after a full on weekend in Benidorm...and whilst the incident with the dwarf will (hopefully) stay in Benidorm and the least said about that, the better I had a great time (although I lost a pair of Raybans and had to replace them at the airport)

How was the Jaydee's party? I'm waiting impatiently on UN LOS sending me piccies of him and Lech the Pole - what other scurrilous gossip is there from the big event?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you top up your lobster look? Did Nicole get all the action? Does your hip need tightening?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Did you top up your lobster look? Did Nicole get all the action? Does your hip need tightening?

"

I wore Factor 50 in the shade, a burkha when I needed to venture into the sun and spent last night mostly sleepless expecting a call to pick Nicole up from a Spanish clink as I left her out with one of the other girls and they didn't come back to the apartments until 8.45am this morning when we were being picked up at 9.30...and you how long it takes a TV to get changed and pack!!! I've delivered her home, still half pissed - I tell you, it's very unusual for me to be the sensible one

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy? "

Tell ya when I see ya

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

Tell ya when I see ya "

Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

Tell ya when I see ya

Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! "

She was Snow White, but drifted.....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

Tell ya when I see ya

Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!

She was Snow White, but drifted..... "

He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.

We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

Tell ya when I see ya

Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!

She was Snow White, but drifted.....

He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"

The old ones are the best "

Indeed, although their saggy bollocks means they can sit with their legs out like on a bean bag.

Benidorm....*sigh*....Christ, I love sex with classy women!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.

We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin" "

I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?

Tell ya when I see ya

Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!

She was Snow White, but drifted.....

He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"

The old ones are the best

Indeed, although their saggy bollocks means they can sit with their legs out like on a bean bag.

Benidorm....*sigh*....Christ, I love sex with classy women! "

What can I say...I was a Benidorm Virgin until now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.

We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"

I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video "

There's a video!!!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.

We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"

I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video

There's a video!!!"

Apparently

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.

We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"

I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video

There's a video!!!"
it's not very long....

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