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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

SO obviously you'll be leader!

What would your policies be?

What colour?

What Logo?

What name would you call the party?

What new law would you establish within 24 hours gaining power of the country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My policies, erm...ok:

There will be a way to never have to pay taxes in my country. I will allow people to go on their own into a box (and yes this is televised to a few elites who pay a fortune for the privilege so i can make profit (and make up gains for the tax allowance)) and try to escape from that. Little do the first few who use it know that this box is actually The Cube (as in the films) and all dumbasses cannot escape and die so yay eugenics the entertaining way. Much quicker than any other party has implemented too. And most people will be too scared not to pay taxes so win/win.

I sold everything off so don't need to run that any more, i can do my work from the bahamas if i want to now.

Colours: Aqua water background, pink and yellow flowers and a hand with middle finger in the middle of that.

Logo: a cock and balls up an ass so people know politics is fucking them up the ass.

Name: I rule britain now Party.

New law: People work less hours so that everyone has a chance to work and everyone has a chance to chill. 30 hour working weeK max, if you wanna work more then you can help a charity.

New law 2: The PM must work from the bahamas.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's My Party (and I'll cry if I want to).

I not too sure about a logo or colour themes as yet but something interchangeable that I can match to moods/ dress etc seems favourable as do matching Kurt Geiger shoes (a legitimate expense).

The first thing I would do would be to construct a slip and slide in every high street/ shopping centre every other Saturday between May and September.

Your MP's and local Councillors would be on washing up duty for maximum slippiness, fun and bubbles.

I would also replace traditional General Elections with a giant game of Musical Chairs.

I really do need to give IKEA some thought too. Laws need to be enacted to improve/ ban it or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free Lego to all OAPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit. Wish i'd thought of musical chairs and bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel cards for all cats over 2 kilos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free trips up the butter mountain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start the black leather party. All members would be bikers. All cars would be convertibles so they can hear as well as see bikes. Heavy taxation on the purchase price of coloured leather.

Yes, I'm a biker!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UFUK

Free sex for pensioners (prostitutes provided by the NHS)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Head up yer Ass party. Manifesto to follow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Head up yer Ass party. Manifesto to follow. "

We shall be targeting the ukip vote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SO obviously you'll be leader!

What would your policies be?

What colour?

What Logo?

What name would you call the party?

What new law would you establish within 24 hours gaining power of the country? "

"Freedom party" where everyone has the right to declare their home a principality completely independent of all UK laws thus making you ruler of your own domain and making life a lot less stressful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All politicians to wear prison suits

It will save time later!

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