FabSwingers.com forum: Unlikely occurrences of the day?

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.

Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Pmsfl

Could've of been worse could've fallen face first in it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

How the fuck did that happen????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

We need explanations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck did that happen????"
giggidy

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"We need explanations

Yes we do.. that is very random in a Vanilla setting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina, was a it a work related accident that will need an entry in the accident book?

I wore a Fez to work today.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Tina, was a it a work related accident that will need an entry in the accident book?

I wore a Fez to work today.

To quote the doctor 'fezzes are cool'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.

Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence? "

I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I wore a Fez to work today."

"How on earth did you find a Fez?"

"Easy, just like that"

(Huh, huh, huh, hurrr)

Mr ddc

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.

Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence?

I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand

I was too busy teleporting to the nearest sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.

Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence?

I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand

You don't say "Spiderman" you say "Thwip" because that's the noise Spideys webs make.

[/pedantic geek]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rub your belly button afterwards

You know you can get pregnant that way

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I found this and thought of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF_-BhWcX3g&feature=youtu.be

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Tina, was a it a work related accident that will need an entry in the accident book?

I wore a Fez to work today.

To quote the doctor 'fezzes are cool'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wore a Fez to work today.

"How on earth did you find a Fez?"

"Easy, just like that"

(Huh, huh, huh, hurrr)

Mr ddc"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hope it wasn't in a vanilla pudding, like a cheesecake or something.

Eww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence? "

A seagull shat on my car.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just burnt my thumb lighting a ginger tea candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. "

You need to find an alternative ice cream shop!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I found this and thought of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF_-BhWcX3g&feature=youtu.be

There is a strong resemblance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rub your belly button afterwards

You know you can get pregnant that way"

Sound advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One new wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting.

You need to find an alternative ice cream shop!"

sounds like it IS an alternative ice cream shop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I be proud that I've just managed to fit four fingers up my arse...? Erm. That's unusual?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders actually started to do some work in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I be proud that I've just managed to fit four fingers up my arse...? Erm. That's unusual?!"
need a hand?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found this and thought of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF_-BhWcX3g&feature=youtu.be

What is the point in commenting when I'm totally speechless? Shudder.

I'm just going to bleach my eyeballs now.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on

I'm still shocked and shaken by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw fuck that for a game of soldiers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinn you are a wicked wicked woman

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

Tina - did this involve an open windows and a washing basket? ?

Regards

Miss Marple

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Was you in the sperm bank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating pasta with mayonnaise,I'm not watching that video.

I lost my keys today and after spending 10 minutes scratching my head because I knew I had just taken them out of my bag,I found them under the cat. No semen involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking Tina came out of the closet,only it was in a stranger's bedroom,sat on his bed to have a sniff of his sheet and put her hand in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I be proud that I've just managed to fit four fingers up my arse...? Erm. That's unusual?!"

"Proud"? You should be awarded a lill' badge and maybe a sash an'a tiara

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on

I know not to look.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Cinn you are a wicked wicked woman"

I know but you love me anyway

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By *o_added_sugarWoman
over a year ago

A club not so many miles away

"LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on

I know not to look.

I did.. curiosity got the better of me; I've learnt my lesson!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on

I know not to look.

I did.. curiosity got the better of me; I've learnt my lesson!

Unless it's about Minions or a music link I don't look. There are people with eye-bleach shares on here.

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