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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im sure some of you ladies out there must of experienced this....

Putting no sensitive hair removal cream on your lady bits, or leaving it on for 1 minute longer than your meant to and having a very delicate lady garden

This time I decided to clean the bathroom during said process, and didn't stop when alarm went off, just carried on cleaning the taps lol

oh boy did I pay for it once I stepped in to the shower!!??!

I never bloody learn, I should probably revert back to a razor, but find cream to be so much better, at least when I get it right (which thankfully is a lot more than getting it sooo sooo wrong!!)

What's your chosen method?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im sure some of you ladies out there must of experienced this....

Putting no sensitive hair removal cream on your lady bits, or leaving it on for 1 minute longer than your meant to and having a very delicate lady garden

This time I decided to clean the bathroom during said process, and didn't stop when alarm went off, just carried on cleaning the taps lol

oh boy did I pay for it once I stepped in to the shower!!??!

I never bloody learn, I should probably revert back to a razor, but find cream to be so much better, at least when I get it right (which thankfully is a lot more than getting it sooo sooo wrong!!)

What's your chosen method? "
shaving....or epilator

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

ah well i think i should look into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure some of you ladies out there must of experienced this....

Putting no sensitive hair removal cream on your lady bits, or leaving it on for 1 minute longer than your meant to and having a very delicate lady garden

This time I decided to clean the bathroom during said process, and didn't stop when alarm went off, just carried on cleaning the taps lol

oh boy did I pay for it once I stepped in to the shower!!??!

I never bloody learn, I should probably revert back to a razor, but find cream to be so much better, at least when I get it right (which thankfully is a lot more than getting it sooo sooo wrong!!)

What's your chosen method? "

I know EXACTLY what you mean! Did same yesterday. If you aren't playing, use some vaseline to soothe it, obviously don't use it if intending to use condoms very soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...or epilator "

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I'll stick with trimming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not so bad now, as I did it yesterday evening, I can pee again without crossing my eyes

As for an epilator!! no fecking way!! bad enough on legs or under arms, so not going near my delicate flaps with that hair rotator lmao!!

You must have tough skin or a kink for pain on your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flymo

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

epilator?????

OUCH!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not so bad now, as I did it yesterday evening, I can pee again without crossing my eyes

As for an epilator!! no fecking way!! bad enough on legs or under arms, so not going near my delicate flaps with that hair rotator lmao!!

You must have tough skin or a kink for pain on your lips "
I find a little bit of pain/pleasure in the experience ..yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont use hair removal cream now for that very reason. I left it on for the right amount of time once and still ended up with chemical burns. It affects me in the crease at the side of my leg and i get blisters there.

Sorry to be personal but my foofoo is such that my inner labia show a little as well as my outer labia, therefore I am always nervous about getting the cream inside my body.

Im too shy to go and have a wax, god i might be swinging and in a club and in the couples playroom showing my wares to all in there, but i couldnt go to a beautician who would see my foofoo close up and as I dont have any hair at all then they would see it all in its glory.

so I shave. I put baby oil on first and this seems to make the shaving easier somehow. Then afterwards I put loads of baby lotion on and it seems to be soft. That that said Ive never really had loads of pubic hair anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont use hair removal cream now for that very reason. I left it on for the right amount of time once and still ended up with chemical burns. It affects me in the crease at the side of my leg and i get blisters there.

Sorry to be personal but my foofoo is such that my inner labia show a little as well as my outer labia, therefore I am always nervous about getting the cream inside my body.

Im too shy to go and have a wax, god i might be swinging and in a club and in the couples playroom showing my wares to all in there, but i couldnt go to a beautician who would see my foofoo close up and as I dont have any hair at all then they would see it all in its glory.

so I shave. I put baby oil on first and this seems to make the shaving easier somehow. Then afterwards I put loads of baby lotion on and it seems to be soft. That that said Ive never really had loads of pubic hair anyway "

I agree about the waxing, never had it down there, would feel very odd just lay there, maybe I should have the o/h train how to do it

I read that the hotel buddies offer a wax treatment whilst staying with them, which I thought was a great idea

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I dont use hair removal cream now for that very reason. I left it on for the right amount of time once and still ended up with chemical burns. It affects me in the crease at the side of my leg and i get blisters there.

Sorry to be personal but my foofoo is such that my inner labia show a little as well as my outer labia, therefore I am always nervous about getting the cream inside my body.

Im too shy to go and have a wax, god i might be swinging and in a club and in the couples playroom showing my wares to all in there, but i couldnt go to a beautician who would see my foofoo close up and as I dont have any hair at all then they would see it all in its glory.

so I shave. I put baby oil on first and this seems to make the shaving easier somehow. Then afterwards I put loads of baby lotion on and it seems to be soft. That that said Ive never really had loads of pubic hair anyway

I agree about the waxing, never had it down there, would feel very odd just lay there, maybe I should have the o/h train how to do it

I read that the hotel buddies offer a wax treatment whilst staying with them, which I thought was a great idea"
there are quite a few peeps that do waxing on here, they dont charge just for the wax n strips used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err yeah ill do waxin an its free (femme pm me and tell me what it is exactly) xx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

I have started having mine waxed....the girls have seen so many bits and pieces before they don't bat an eyelid... It stays smooth for a couple of weeks.. I love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have started having mine waxed....the girls have seen so many bits and pieces before they don't bat an eyelid... It stays smooth for a couple of weeks.. I love it xx"

Pervert xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foofoo !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have started having mine waxed....the girls have seen so many bits and pieces before they don't bat an eyelid... It stays smooth for a couple of weeks.. I love it xx"

i had one of the most hilarious half hours of my life the first time i went for a full on hollywood in MK ...the lady was so FAB !! the best bit was when she said to put my finger on my clit with the words " i dont want to be ripping off bits u might want to keep !!" and she had such a fab name too i cant reaveal it on here obviously but trust me she was very aptly named !! it hurts a little but the effect is worth it for a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"foofoo !!!!!

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Me nan had a dog called that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer 'em au naturelle but can't seem to find any lasses who leave their jungle bush the way it's supposed to be.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I had an alkaline burn from hair removing cream once……. A bit of the cream got on a very soft fleshy bit of me. It was over a week before I could stand being touched.

Burning beaver… volcanic vulva… fiery flange… seared snatch … OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an alkaline burn from hair removing cream once……. A bit of the cream got on a very soft fleshy bit of me. It was over a week before I could stand being touched.

Burning beaver… volcanic vulva… fiery flange… seared snatch … OUCH!"

Cremated c....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an alkaline burn from hair removing cream once……. A bit of the cream got on a very soft fleshy bit of me. It was over a week before I could stand being touched.

Burning beaver… volcanic vulva… fiery flange… seared snatch … OUCH!"

Sounds like a barbecue not a beauty treatment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortured T ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tried one of those home IPL devices for permanent hair removal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tried one of those home IPL devices for permanent hair removal?"

Mmm i thinks someone probably used one on me head when i was asleep

But not knowingly have i used one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nettle stung noo noo!!

Thats what it feels like, but also agree, that once you get the cream off and stop going OUCH! the stinging pain is rather nice, oddly enough. But not something I plan to repeat very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nettle stung noo noo!!

Thats what it feels like, but also agree, that once you get the cream off and stop going OUCH! the stinging pain is rather nice, oddly enough. But not something I plan to repeat very often "

See that stinging thing when you pee, doesn't happen when i squirt, thats how i know it isn't pee!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Dove Body Wash and a Gillette Mach 3 does me smoothly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao


"Flymo "

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By *slandcplCouple
over a year ago

canvey island

I used a depilatory on me old chaps forest and found to my cost that it pays to read the instructions and follow them implicitly, sequence of events are as follows.

Saturday afternoon and with work finished and a hot date to meet friends at a local spa ahead so it was time to take preparations in hand, so to speak. Fed and watered the beautification of self began with the plucking of nose and ear hair that chaps of a certain age grow into. With eyes watering I only partially read the instructions of the depilatory product but having used a similar product in the past I felt confident that things would go smoothly and that I would be done and dusted in no time. However, shortly after applying the cream I began to wonder if the warming sensation was supposed to happen but after about a minuet with no noticeable increase in warming decided to persist with the treatment. With hair removed and warming sensation diminishing with the aid of some Savlon cream, we made our way to the spa met our friends and decided to take the plunge into a Jacuzzi. Huuuuuuuuuge mistake. Immediately on entry me bits n pieces decided that they had had enough and started to complain bitterly at my attempts at what it must have deemed as chemical poisoning. With me old chap feeling like it was being boiled alive I made my way to the smoking area which had cold plastic seats made even colder by the fact that it was an outside enclosure and the middle of winter. Ahhhhh the blessed relief as I placed my ass n bits on to the cold plastic. The night went on with my ass firmly placed on a cold chair and the rest of me slowly succumbing to hyperthermia, our mates and me other half having fun and at times crying with laughter at my expense. As the night began to come to an end my other half and I decided that one last attempt should be made at having some mutual fun. So we found a room and began with some gentle foreplay and all seemed good so in due time we got down to the bumping uglies bit. Now my other half is shall we say more than a tad prolific in the production of bodily fluids, which in the process of things had made their way onto the affected areas causing excruciating pain. The subsequent agonising howl had concerned mates knocking on the door who in no time flat started crying with laughter. The consequence of this tragic night was that me once proud member sulked for a week and looked more like sore a walnut whip and mates will never let me forget the consequences of using a depilatory product without properly reading the instructions.

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