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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Log + two left feet = falling in a ditch and spraining a wrist!

Not me, for the record!

Oh and falling over a bean bag and breaking the spindle thingies on the banister.

Also not me!

Slipping on a puddle and landing on your bum.

Yeah that one was me!

What silly injuries have you had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling over my maxi dress whilst sitting on the floor and breaking a foot.

Whilst getting over a broken knee.

Not my finest hour.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Last year was on crutches having torn Achilles' tendon on left leg. Got up in middle of the night tripped over my crutches and broke a toe on right foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping over a toy behind the settee before going to work and ending up in plaster up to the knee for 5 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my pc nodding off in the chair falling out chair and hitting my head on the door. 6 stitches later I was mended!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell as I was getting out of a taxi, broken ankle and chipped patella...still can't wear big heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having walked all the way up and down snowdon I tripped on a kerb in the town and sprained an ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was somewhat late starter in shagging(20) ...I ripped my foreskin and went to A+E..the doc sai "is that it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairline skull fracture.

Broken ribs.

Stabbed three times.

Bottled once.

Shot once.

Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a mad huff nagged by ex wife due to drip in loft i went up in it nude stepped across beams put bucket in place lost balance legs either side of beam and through ceiling blood everywhere splinters in my bits.

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By *uicedusCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Mrs was dancing in a club slipped and fell landing on her bum braking her coccyx but not spilling her drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairline skull fracture.

Broken ribs.

Stabbed three times.

Bottled once.

Shot once.

Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out."

You have more than 9 lives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairline skull fracture.

Broken ribs.

Stabbed three times.

Bottled once.

Shot once.

Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out."

Err.... on that note...Thanks for the invite to go for coffee but think I will pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pole dancing last night

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

As an inquisitive child, i wondered what would happen if i put my foot in the spokes on the front wheel of my bike.

The answer, just so you don't need to find out yourself, is that your face meets the kerb, removing copious amounts of skin and flesh and you also knock out some teeth and badly sprain your wrists too

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Glad to see its not just me that's a bit clumsy!


"In a mad huff nagged by ex wife due to drip in loft i went up in it nude stepped across beams put bucket in place lost balance legs either side of beam and through ceiling blood everywhere splinters in my bits."

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs was dancing in a club slipped and fell landing on her bum braking her coccyx but not spilling her drink"

That takes great skill!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Pole dancing last night "

did I miss this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairline skull fracture.

Broken ribs.

Stabbed three times.

Bottled once.

Shot once.

Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out.

You have more than 9 lives! "

HAD 9 lives.......

I have a few minor injuries too.

If you look on my forehead over my left eye I have a nice scar, only really visible when I frown.

And a little lump missing on the bridge of my nose.

Forgot the scar tissue on my elbow from a bike accident. Triumph bonneville, Gales HSB, black ice..... Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairline skull fracture.

Broken ribs.

Stabbed three times.

Bottled once.

Shot once.

Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out.

Err.... on that note...Thanks for the invite to go for coffee but think I will pass

"

Wahahahaha.

At least it wouldn't be a dull date.

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