FabSwingers.com forum: Appeal to all you lovely forum contributors....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

the majority wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think you need to worry, think there is always going to be plenty of willykins to perv over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who likes cock? Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll whatsapp u as i wank at ur pics xxx

I LOVE COCK loving women..I get hard just thinking of licking,and fucking...especially when I know your wet..

love the idea of fucking from behind...pulling hair towards me...a lick of the tongue..and more fanny banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre safe ... so many people dont read stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can send you pictures of mine if you'd like a good perv OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think cocks will disappear altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not as if all cocks look the same

but one or two to a profile is generally all you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet - Until the next get yer cock out for the ladies thread... In my current avatar you see my hands, ponder for one moment if you will what i like to do with those hands to my cock. I'm sure that'll waste a moment or two of your day, no??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarlet - Until the next get yer cock out for the ladies thread... In my current avatar you see my hands, ponder for one moment if you will what i like to do with those hands to my cock. I'm sure that'll waste a moment or two of your day, no??"

Talk about making it hard work for me

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I think most single guys asking for advice will hopefully find their own way, rather than taking the views of the few on the forum. Let's hope so anyway, as there are plenty of people getting lots of meets who don't contribute to the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree it's nice to get a clue, but only nicely taken ones - lets not have cock overload and loo's or be faced with loads of pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always got a torso on display lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I think most single guys asking for advice will hopefully find their own way, rather than taking the views of the few on the forum. Let's hope so anyway, as there are plenty of people getting lots of meets who don't contribute to the forum."

You're right, I read somewhere (on a forum thread) that only about 2% of fab members use the forum. It barely matters as most men begging for help don't actually change anything or take a blind bit of notice of any advice anyway.

Scarlet? I think the cock pics will stay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always got a torso on display lol

Shag....ok I'll notice.....you have a lovely torso....do you work out at all??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always got a torso on display lol

Shag....ok I'll notice.....you have a lovely torso....do you work out at all??

"
Thanks and yes I do work out few times a week you know, but I do enjoy the haribos as well, gives you some love hearts and cola bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always got a torso on display lol

Shag....ok I'll notice.....you have a lovely torso....do you work out at all??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cock pic in context but the profiles where it's the same knob from 17 different angles, occasionally accessorised by toilet bowl and/or socks, they can piss off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a cock pic in context but the profiles where it's the same knob from 17 different angles, occasionally accessorised by toilet bowl and/or socks, they can piss off."

Well that stands to reason.....I'm not going to have a lady wank looking at just any old cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 cock shots in my gallery one is almost 2 years old now, it's pointless uploading another as old dick hasn't changed that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about those of us who are shy timid creatures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about those of us who are shy timid creatures?

I'm not saying you should get your cock out, just please don't scare others into hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you"

Put that on your status update and the cocks will come in there hundreds

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Cocks are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Cocks are good

Yes, except the impact is lessened when there's an open toilet seat in the background.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it"

Definitely social only

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Definitely social only

Don't shake his hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Definitely social only

not one for bjs anyway...up yer social chuff then am off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Definitely social only

not one for bjs anyway...up yer social chuff then am off x"

lied about not loving bj's btw lol

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it"

Get a grip Mr keen you clatty wee minger

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Allow individuals to show whatever pics they decide,whether its a toilet seat or grand hotel in background,it will attract whoever it attracts..

Do men try and tell women not to show their tits? I don't think so.

Remember,it is cock that lots of us are on the site for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those of us who are shy timid creatures?

I'm not saying you should get your cock out, just please don't scare others into hiding

I have never advised another member about their member, one way or the other.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it"

Kinky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Kinky sod"

anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Kinky sod

anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet

It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop

No.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop

No."

My next question is why not??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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so as a result of your desire to see cock pics and perv on them....which is fine in my opinion....have you..since been ininundated with more pics.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Kinky sod

anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet

It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.

it throbs.

it smells.

and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop

No.

My next question is why not?? "

I meant no .... that isn't what I'm trying to tell you

I just don't think that guys should feel like they have to hide their cock pics, that's all

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Kinky sod

anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet

It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.

it throbs.

it smells.

and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs

Bloody hell, you must have a huge conk to be able to smell it from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at an a-Cute angle

But have now taken it off my profile photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos has gone home again and is unlikely to return due to lack of interest

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocks are good

shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...

suck it

Kinky sod

anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet

It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.

it throbs.

it smells.

and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs

Bloody hell, you must have a huge conk to be able to smell it from there"

maybe its just fucking super smelly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post OP.

About time The Forum realised their views perhaps aren't shared by the wider Fab membership.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....

I heardd he is suffering from a priapism caused by a metal triple cock ring he hasn't been able to remove for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?

Scratch n sniff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?

Scratch n sniff.

I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't want people seeing my Crown Jewels, fussy who gets the privilege

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....

I heardd he is suffering from a priapism

caused by a metal triple cock ring he

hasn't been able to remove for days :-

He?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just don't want people seeing my Crown Jewels, fussy who gets the privilege

That's your prerogative and I am not for one minute suggesting that everyone gets their cocks out ....but if you were asking for profile advice, I'm asking that those giving it don't immediately start with the "anything but cock pics" comments. ....it is mostly not a serious thread too...I'm not the forum police (just a perv)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....

I heardd he is suffering from a priapism

caused by a metal triple cock ring he

hasn't been able to remove for days :-

He?

Don't come all innocent ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing

conservative friend to appear.....

I heardd he is suffering from a priapism

caused by a metal triple cock ring he

hasn't been able to remove for days :-

He?

Don't come all innocent ....

Moi?

anyway, the person in question has been quiet since the

election. The Genial Erection, that is

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Well this is a rare occurrence. A woman who likes viewing two dimensional images of the human penis, and is also happy to admit it. OP didn't you know you're only allowed to like the real thing. You must not have got the memo that's given out to all women when they join up.

A photograph of one on fab is seen as the product of Satan himself and as far as I can tell, causes women viewing them to fly into an uncontrollable rage. As a woman on fab you should be posting incessantly about how much these images upset you, not how much you like them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop

No.

My next question is why not??

I meant no .... that isn't what I'm trying to tell you

I just don't think that guys should feel like they have to hide their cock pics, that's all

Knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?

Scratch n sniff.

I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange"

Moist and scented like a cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm hanging my head in shame...I thought there was something amiss. ..who do I complain to for having not received a full induction into the site??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?

Scratch n sniff.

I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange

Moist and scented like a cheese toastie

10 year old Stilton

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm hanging my head in shame...I thought there was something amiss. ..who do I complain to for having not received a full induction into the site??"

Complain to the moderators. They should have sent you a list of site rules when you signed up. Number one for women being 'you must hate cock pics and complain about them incessantly'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!

*goes off to invent a new angle

My cock is at a reflex angle

You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that

I'm waiting for my right wing

conservative friend to appear.....

I heardd he is suffering from a priapism

caused by a metal triple cock ring he

hasn't been able to remove for days :-

He?

Don't come all innocent ....

Moi?

anyway, the person in question has been quiet since the

election. The Genial Erection, that is

He couldn't cope with the stiff competition

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone could make the most reasoned argument against an overload of cock pics per profile and some will do their best to ignore them.

I like to see some cock and am something of a fussy cow, preferring some and not others.

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