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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this on book face. Some of them made me laugh

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cant find one, go prepared with a monster munch bag ( beef flavour only)

Her

By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

22. Buy me and stop one.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Their fucking shit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you cant find one, go prepared with a monster munch bag ( beef flavour only)

Her"

Mmm I love beef monster munch!! Not had them in years

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to make loveless sex with an ugly prostitute worse?

Kill all feeling and use a condom

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap it up before you stick it up

By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

Cover Mr Lover