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Analogies you wouldn't use on a veri

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She was like a magnet. Attractive from the back, repulsive from the front

What would you NOT use on a verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had fun despite his minuscule member

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He'd managed to satisfy his needs, before I'd even managed to call 999. His username should be speedygonzales, comes highly recommended for those of us with limited time on our hands. Fabs answer to fast food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry she wasn't my type but I carried on anyway"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your idea of a heavenly scent is cow manure , this is the woman for you .....

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Akin to listening to 3 Chris De Burgh albums in a row...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meet was unaware that my sister was in the wardrobe watching with envious eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying her fanny was big, but while I was down there, I'm fairly sure I spotted a group of pot-holers, and maybe even David Attenborough filming a documentary of rare bat species........

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife


"She was like a magnet. Attractive from the back, repulsive from the front

What would you NOT use on a verification "
hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We came

We saw

We fucked off sharpish when they went to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We came

We saw

We fucked off sharpish when they went to the loo"

Yes, you bastard. How dare you abandon me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your idea of a heavenly scent is cow manure , this is the woman for you ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Akin to listening to 3 Chris De Burgh albums in a row..."

^Lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he said he was well hung, I was hoping it was from the ceiling

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"When he said he was well hung, I was hoping it was from the ceiling "

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

He makes me feel like a real man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we had sex, but to be honest I couldn't tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he said he was well hung, I was hoping it was from the ceiling

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I'm expecting a few veris like that after last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a fanny like a 9v battery.

(Ever licked one of them?)

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Whilst I don't mind having a fish supper on a Friday from the chippy, having it from a pussy that smelt like Grimsby fish market, is a different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fill this in later after I have finished washing in Dettol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"When he said he was well hung, I was hoping it was from the ceiling

I'm expecting a few veris like that after last night "

give over!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"He'd managed to satisfy his needs, before I'd even managed to call 999. His username should be speedygonzales, comes highly recommended for those of us with limited time on our hands. Fabs answer to fast food.

"

I've met him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her fanny farts resonated like a 21 gun salute.

If you like serrated teeth blowjobs she is a must.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I knew he said he was well hung but i didnt expect him to act like a monkey

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Fanny like a fish market, I didn't think it was possible to give a bad blow job but apparently I was wrong.

Put in less effort than a corpse, if I wanted to shag a stinking mattress with a loose hole I could've gone to a junkies house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His knob was like a giant gherkin... all green and knobbly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm not saying that she was creepy or anything but I have had the locks changed

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