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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

My god that is fecking dire. A bit of cheese (if delivered tongue in cheek) can be a funny icebreaker, but really?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

At least he used the correct word, there's hope.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

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bet you'd rather have a throbbing live one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had ' I haven't had breakfast yet. Can I have your vagina'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had ' I haven't had breakfast yet. Can I have your vagina'"

I have been catching up on 'Hannibal' recently so that has some weird connotations. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like some cock snot up your fart pipe madam"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

Who's been stealing my lines!!

Seriously though has anyone ever been successful using chat ups like that?

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

As long as my face exists youll always have somewhere to sit pet. Sidney Smutt - the master

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Had that in Newcastle..

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I've had 'Can I borrow your pussy?'

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Get in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 'Can I borrow your pussy?'"

yep..had that...i often ask the sender of really dire ones how successful they are...they dont often reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one for me was "CASH.. For every time "

Ummm let me think ..

No ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats wrong with

You look great, can I buy you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or just the stairway to heaven?

Works every time (they're wearing tights)

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Yr hair is fabulous, it would look even better on my pillow! Yea yea old as the hills!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if someone could fart in my face

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names Dick would you like it ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record, never used a chat up line. However these make me chuckle.

Get your coat, you've pulled.

Witty.

Here's 10p, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. Scary.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Corny.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Correct answer "unfertilised"

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Get your coat, you've pulled.

Witty.

Witty ? Not exactly Oscar Wilde is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat, you've pulled.

Witty.

Witty ? Not exactly Oscar Wilde is it

Nope. But I didn't say it was.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

Are we to believe then that as his dick had died he didn`t attach a cock pic to his message ???

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Is that a party going on in your mouth...can i cum.

John

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

This is the sort of messages I get...really guys ...lol

My god that is fecking dire. A bit of cheese (if delivered tongue in cheek) can be a funny icebreaker, but really?"

Even weirder when you realise that 'Dick' was in fact his pet Labrador that he'd just had put down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record, never used a chat up line. However these make me chuckle.

Get your coat, you've pulled.

Witty.

Here's 10p, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. Scary.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Corny.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Correct answer "unfertilised"

Not as bad as

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lets not turn this rape into a murder..

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Once heard a mate of mine trot out "Wanna go halves on a bastard?".

The recipient was silent and looked completely puzzled. I pissed myself laughing - out of incredularity as much as anything.

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