FabSwingers.com forum: Do meet requests work ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinking of putting one up.

" Sad lonely 53 year old man. All alone on a Saturday night. Got a bottle of wine and a bag of tangtastics . Not willing to share. So will only meet after I've d*unk and ate em. Crack on if yer gagging for it cause I like to be in bed for 10.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think you should have taken a quick look down your 'to do' list and picked a girl off that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should have taken a quick look down your 'to do' list and picked a girl off that

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haha I would of never made it to Liverpool for 10 o'clock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your zimmer. You've pulled

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I think you should have taken a quick look down your 'to do' list and picked a girl off that

haha I would of never made it to Liverpool for 10 o'clock x

Bed by 10 not meet by 10! You should have booty called me this afternoon that way I could be getting ready for bed now and you would be sitting on your sofa empty and exhausted thinking 'what the hell was that?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

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yer can squeeze me ass but leave my tangtastics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would but then I cant even get a social so what do I know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grab your zimmer. You've pulled

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nice one. I can't be fussy at my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should have taken a quick look down your 'to do' list and picked a girl off that

haha I would of never made it to Liverpool for 10 o'clock x

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haha love it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it would but then I cant even get a social so what do I know?"
ditto x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not willing to share tangfastics?

That's the most evil thing ever

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would but then I cant even get a social so what do I know?"

Aww get the kettle on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not willing to share tangfastics?

That's the most evil thing ever

Hex"
sorry. I would rather go celibate

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't tell Shag you've got Haribos, he'll be there in a flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

yer can squeeze me ass but leave my tangtastics

That's ok, don't think they'll go with my cava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't tell Shag you've got Haribos, he'll be there in a flash

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I've been to the gym today so me and shag could compare 6 packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

yer can squeeze me ass but leave my tangtastics

That's ok, don't think they'll go with my cava

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we could share your cava but not my tangtastics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

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nah. Star mix are so 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

yer can squeeze me ass but leave my tangtastics

That's ok, don't think they'll go with my cava

we could share your cava but not my tangtastics.

I'm not sharing my cava with anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos. "
deal . Bed at 10 and sleep. No touching after 10 on my patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

yer can squeeze me ass but leave my tangtastics

That's ok, don't think they'll go with my cava

we could share your cava but not my tangtastics.

I'm not sharing my cava with anyone

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that's so selfish

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Back to the OP! We have tried them and they have never worked

we must be a right pair of munters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back to the OP! We have tried them and they have never worked

we must be a right pair of munters! "
nope definitely not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I'm imagining the OP sitting naked with a glass of wine in one hand & tangtastics in the other?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm imagining the OP sitting naked with a glass of wine in one hand & tangtastics in the other?

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Shit you can see me ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm imagining the OP sitting naked with a glass of wine in one hand & tangtastics in the other?

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I had to get naked . Just incase my meet request worked. I only have 45 mins left x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

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lol guys may lie about there age. But trust me. Not many of them pretend to be older xx

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

How about we make a pact? We'll reply to yours if you reply to ours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm imagining the OP sitting naked with a glass of wine in one hand & tangtastics in the other?

I had to get naked . Just incase my meet request worked. I only have 45 mins left x"

Let's hope they don't get stuck in traffic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

How about we make a pact? We'll reply to yours if you reply to ours?

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Cambridge to Hull in 45 mins ? Hope you have a plane. ? But all I can say is the guys in Cambridge must be gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos. deal . Bed at 10 and sleep. No touching after 10 on my patch

I can't promise you won't wake up with a jelly dummy around your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you let me know if they do? I want to put one up along the lines of, "in my pjs, can't be assed to dress up, slight headache and tired, sore from new tattoo, but would like a gentle slow seeing to". Irresistible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos. deal . Bed at 10 and sleep. No touching after 10 on my patch

I can't promise you won't wake up with a jelly dummy around your cock

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nice one. I like a good 6 hours or I get grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!"

He certainly looks hot from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tangtastics are lush, im detoxing and the only things i miss are these and wine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!"
there are lots of 53 year old arses on here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!

He certainly looks hot from behind

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want a front view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!

He certainly looks hot from behind

want a front view

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tangtastics are lush, im detoxing and the only things i miss are these and wine! "
yeah a fellow tangtastics lover. We should form a tangtastics appreciation society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!

He certainly looks hot from behind

want a front view

Yes please

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for 5 mins only x

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

How dare you threaten to squeeze the man's arse!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No one has ever replied to any of my meet requests.

OP......there is no way you're 53!!!!!

I know! I've never seen a 53 year old with an arse like that, actually I've never seen a 53 year olds arse!

He certainly looks hot from behind

want a front view

Yes please

for 5 mins only x"

10 mins?? Go on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5 mins and counting x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"5 mins and counting x"

Dammit I can only see it on your avatar. Its teeny. Um.....I don't suppose you could....um.....pm it to me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 mins and counting x

Dammit I can only see it on your avatar. Its teeny. Um.....I don't suppose you could....um.....pm it to me??

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perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 mins and counting x

Dammit I can only see it on your avatar. Its teeny. Um.....I don't suppose you could....um.....pm it to me??

Hussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5 mins are up x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"5 mins are up x"

***tuts***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suck the fizzy sugar of the tangtastics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you let me know if they do? I want to put one up along the lines of, "in my pjs, can't be assed to dress up, slight headache and tired, sore from new tattoo, but would like a gentle slow seeing to". Irresistible? "

I'm on the A38 now. Give me 20 mins and try not to fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

How dare you threaten to squeeze the man's arse!!

That's sexual harassment that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I suck the fizzy sugar of the tangtastics?"
will let yer lick my cherry lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can squeeze that arse, you're on

How dare you threaten to squeeze the man's arse!!

That's sexual harassment that is

He'd love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos. deal . Bed at 10 and sleep. No touching after 10 on my patch

I can't promise you won't wake up with a jelly dummy around your cock

nice one. I like a good 6 hours or I get grumpy

I need 8 so wake me up at 6 with a cup of tea and Marmite on toast and I'll consider sucking the dummy off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd jump at the chance to be in bed by 10 with the promise of a peaceful,undisturbed night's sleep. I'll bring my own Haribos. deal . Bed at 10 and sleep. No touching after 10 on my patch

I can't promise you won't wake up with a jelly dummy around your cock

nice one. I like a good 6 hours or I get grumpy

I need 8 so wake me up at 6 with a cup of tea and Marmite on toast and I'll consider sucking the dummy off

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Deal xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it's 10 o'clock so I'm sorry I don't shag after 10. . So will just drink me wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's 10 o'clock so I'm sorry I don't shag after 10. . So will just drink me wine x

Pass the batton on to me I have another 55minutes before I will be in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it's 10 o'clock so I'm sorry I don't shag after 10. . So will just drink me wine x

Pass the batton on to me I have another 55minutes before I will be in bed

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ok mate you go for it your younger and fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

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Oh yer. Just noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

With a very nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

Oh yer. Just noticed

so, no touching after 10, not even a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

Oh yer. Just noticed

so, no touching after 10, not even a spoon?

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sorry. 10 is the cut off point. It's where I turn over and go to sleep. I am available between the hours of 7 till 10 and morning sex between. The hours of 7 till 9. Book early to avoid disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thought I would put 1 more post up. Because it was on 69. And it did not seem right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

Oh yer. Just noticed

so, no touching after 10, not even a spoon?

sorry. 10 is the cut off point. It's where I turn over and go to sleep. I am available between the hours of 7 till 10 and morning sex between. The hours of 7 till 9. Book early to avoid disappointment

I remain disappointed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the A38 now. Give me 20 mins and try not to fall asleep.

There...I had a fancy for a pleasant plucking...and it worked!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

Oh yer. Just noticed

so, no touching after 10, not even a spoon?

I remain disappointed then

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could fit you in at 8 ?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

That's not fair I missed the front view!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not fair I missed the front view!

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it was 5 mins of heaven

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"That's not fair I missed the front view!

it was 5 mins of heaven

Well I'll have to take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not fair I missed the front view!

it was 5 mins of heaven

Well I'll have to take your word for it

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nah yer did not miss much realty xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tosh. As well as posting meets, you could also add a,note into your morning messages, stating your meet needs too. That way there's many hours/days notice, allowing it all to flow well, plus get you back in bed at the right time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tosh. As well as posting meets, you could also add a,note into your morning messages, stating your meet needs too. That way there's many hours/days notice, allowing it all to flow well, plus get you back in bed at the right time."
You could be my PA and tell me when I have appointments to shag

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Well I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would

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aww thanks. I'd do yer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'd say is that if it doesn't work for you, it's not going to work for many people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tangtastics, no meet! Simples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No tangtastics, no meet! Simples.

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nope 3 some me a lady and tangtastics

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though "
now yer pushing it x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

now yer pushing it x

Awhh comeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

now yer pushing it x

Awhh comeon

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I know but ,,, not me crocodiles

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

now yer pushing it x

Awhh comeon

I know but ,,, not me crocodiles

Just the cola bottles then. You can have the cherries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

now yer pushing it x

Awhh comeon

I know but ,,, not me crocodiles

Just the cola bottles then. You can have the cherries

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not keen on them they look like a cock n balls

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Well I would

aww thanks. I'd do yer too

You'd have to share your tangfastics though! Just the crocodiles and cola bottles though

now yer pushing it x

Awhh comeon

I know but ,,, not me crocodiles

Just the cola bottles then. You can have the cherries

not keen on them they look like a cock n balls

You must have seen some weird cock and balls!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I think we should carry out a inspection of cocks n balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should carry out a inspection of cocks n balls"

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

With a very nice bum

Why thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking of putting one up.

What do yer think. Am I on a winner ?

I prefer Star Mix

nah. Star mix are so 90s

I'm a 90s kid though

Oh yer. Just noticed

OP does have a lovely arse though! Be proud of that arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell Shag you've got Haribos, he'll be there in a flash

You reckon Shag would travel to Hull for Haribos? Three miles is one mile too far for that cock milking he's after.

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