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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!"

From reading your posts and profile. You have always struck me as someone who is intelligent enough to never be mistaken for an airheaded bimbo.

Your far too sassy and self aware.

Diva maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on... The bigger question...

Which country is next to Wales ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!"

Ive got news for you Op ...that look is international and has been for years and ive always been a sucker for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x"

lol,,does it work for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!

Ive got news for you Op ...that look is international and has been for years and ive always been a sucker for it "

lol,,im being tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know ....and its the best way on here .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!

From reading your posts and profile. You have always struck me as someone who is intelligent enough to never be mistaken for an airheaded bimbo.

Your far too sassy and self aware.

Diva maybe "

but my fave song is Aqua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blonde,tanned booooobs,,,,,,,,,,,,i fear im sliding that way,,,HELP!

Ive got news for you Op ...that look is international and has been for years and ive always been a sucker for it

lol,,im being tongue in cheek"

I know ....and its the best way on here .

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?"

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool "

eeeoooooow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool "

hey fancy a shag,,i,ll kid on its a strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embrace it. You look far too pale to me.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

hey fancy a shag,,i,ll kid on its a strapon "

Go on then. You can be dominatrix barbie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Embrace it. You look far too pale to me."

your right,,i need to be more tango'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool "

Pubes? How 1970s...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

hey fancy a shag,,i,ll kid on its a strapon

Go on then. You can be dominatrix barbie "

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

Pubes? How 1970s..."

I wasn't even a twinkle in my dads eye in the 70s. I think pubes were around for a good while after that and still are if you don't tend to them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's not a bad look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

I love an untended bush

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

Pubes? How 1970s...

I wasn't even a twinkle in my dads eye in the 70s. I think pubes were around for a good while after that and still are if you don't tend to them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what you need to do is, ditch the bottle of fake tan and go outside, you will quickly turn blue. Then get a ginger hair dye to get rid of the blonde and once you've done all that pop to the shops for a big bottle of irn brew and a haggis supper. That should sort you out.

Your welcome x

lol,,does it work for you?

Well I haven't dyed the hair on my head ginger but my pubes look cool

Pubes? How 1970s...

I wasn't even a twinkle in my dads eye in the 70s. I think pubes were around for a good while after that and still are if you don't tend to them "

I love an untended bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)

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