FabSwingers.com forum: One line put downs...

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked closer it said "thick cut".

I'd like to see things from your point of _iew, but I cant get my head that far up my ass!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I don't think you are a fool, but whats my opinion against thousands of others?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

If you were any more stupid, you would have to be watered twice a week.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Someone said you might be one of those "idiot savnts", well I am happy to say they were half right!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see someone is enjoying themselves.................

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nnebellWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sorry but your not my type............ your knuckles are to close to the ground !!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sinners can repent, but STUPID is forever

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

You remind me of the ocean..... you make me sick!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm the one i hear a lot is

"Stand up when ya talkin to me!!" "Oh you are sorry" xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I'd like to give you a going-away present.... but you have to do your part.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching paint dry is more fun than chatting with you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug has more personality than you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I hear you are a self-made man.... its nice of you to take the blame!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

She's a treasure, I wonder who dug her up?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you consider that as a job well done (as in sex), I suggest you go back to school and start learning your alphabets!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk."

Lol, someone else frequents the same book shops!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

Lol, someone else frequents the same book shops!!!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in there yet???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Did you not have the appointment before mine at the STD clinic?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Did you not have the appointment before mine at the STD clinic?"

Yes…. they always book the clean ones in first so they can recycle the equipment on the next appointment

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i dont do put downs,they show a lack of class.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thats your opinion for what its worth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so sorry, your label seems to have fallen off.

If I wanted somewhere to put my pint, I'd have found a table

The best part of you seems to have run down your fathers

legs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a chap said "whilst you're down there love" when I bent to pick something up in a bar, I said "when i need a tooth pick....love".

another one was a guy with a group of stags in a bar was chatting up a friend of mine with no success, she said something and he shouted "YOU'VE GOT A BIG FAT HAIRY WHAT?!"..and I shot in with "hairy cunt stood next to her".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread