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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

But while there's moonlight and music

And love and romance

Let's face the music and dance

I'm in the mood for some music and dancing so give us a tune.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

True Blue

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And the cares that hung around me through the week

Seem to vanish like a gamblers lucky streak

When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Love a bit of Frank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP have a fantastic night tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R.E.M - Orange Crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The summer wind, came blowin' in from across the sea

It lingered there, to touch your hair and walk with me

All summer long, we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand

Two sweethearts, and the summer wind

Like painted kites, those days and nights they went flyin' by

The world was new, beneath a blue umbrella sky

Then softer than, a piper man, one day it called to you

I lost you, I lost you to the summer wind

The autumn wind, and the winter winds they have come and gone

And still the days, those lonely days they go on and on

And guess who sighs his lullabies through nights that never end

My fickle friend, the summer wind

The summer wind, warm summer wind, the summer wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy James and the Vagabonds, i think.

"Now is the time to put things right, now is the time we should unite, we don't need revolution, we just need to open our eyes.""

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

More swing tunes, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fifties theme.

Well it's a one for the money,

A two for the show,

Three to get ready

Now go cat go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Moribund :

"Well I never felt more like singing the blues, cos i never thought that i'd ever lose ....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Cleggy ( yesterday):

"Oh yes i'm the great pretender, pretending that i'm doing well, my need is such ......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alestorm Drink

Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay,

And we go home poor at the end of the day.

But I'd rather live my life in rags

Than be taped to a desk with a wife that's a hag.

We live each day like there's nothing to lose,

But a man has needs and that need is booze.

They say all the best things in life are free

So give all your beer and your rum to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the SNP, as sung by the Krankies :

"C'mon baby let the good times roll.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the sole UKIP MP :

"I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter ...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't dance...don't ask me!

My heart won't let my feet do things they should do...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaagaaaaaa doo doo doo,push pineapple,shake a tree.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say we got it made don't they know we're so afriad

we're afraid to be alone, everbody got to have a home

Isolation

Just a boy and a little girl

trying to change the whole wide world

Isolation

All the world is a little town

everybody trying to put us down

Isolation

I don't expect you to understand

after you caused so much pain

But the again you're not to blame

your just a human, a victim of the insane

We're afrain of everyone, afraid of the sun

Isolation

The Sun will never disappear

but the world my not have many years

Isolation

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

In the still of the night

I held you

Held you tight

'Cause I love

Love you so

Promise I'll never

Let you go

In the still of the night

I remember

That night in May

The stars were bright above

I'll hope and I'll pray

To keep

Your precious love

Well before the light

Hold me again

With all of your might

In the still of the night

So before the light

Hold me again

With all of your might

In the still of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear

And he shows 'em, pearly white

Just a jack knife has Macheath, dear

And he keeps it, keeps it way out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear

Scarlet billows, they begin to spread

Fancy white gloves though has Macheath, dear

So there's rarely, never one trace of red.

Mack the Knife - One of my favourites , Frank or Louis' version.

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

^WOW

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And the cares that hung around me through the week

Seem to vanish like a gamblers lucky streak

When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Love a bit of Frank!"

I was singing that as I walked around the shops.

Fred not Frank though.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

For Ed MiliBland it has to be BLUE MOON.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making whoopee.....funny and tongue in cheek lyrics.....best version is Harry Nielson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds flyin' high

you know how I feel

Sun in the sky

you know how I feel

Breeze driftin' on by

you know how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft swing Lickety.....

Stars shining bright above you

Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"

Birds singing in the sycamore trees

Dream a little dream of me

Say nighty-night and kiss me

Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me

While I'm alone and blue as can be

Dream a little dream of me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bleak wind of march

Made her tremble and shiver;

But not the dark arch,

Or the black flowing river:

Mad from life`s history,

Glad to death`s mystery,

Swift to be hurl`d-

Anywhere,anywhere,

Out of the world!

In she plunged boldly,

No matter how coldly

The rough river ran,-

Over the brink of it,

Picture it- think of it,

Dissolute man!

Lave in it, drink of it,

Then, if you can !

Take her up tenderly,

Lift her with care;

Fashion`d so slenderly,

Young, and so fair !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in an Ella mood. Normally I'd go for S'Alright With Me or Lady is a Tramp but I'm feeling this one this evening:

Behold the way our fine feathered friend,

His virtue doth parade

Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend

The picture thou hast made

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair

Conceal thy good intent

Thou noble upright truthful sincere,

And slightly dopey gent

You're my funny valentine,

Sweet comic valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable,

Yet, you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me.

Not if you care for me.

Stay little valentine, stay!

Each day is Valentine's Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With apologies to All Dubin for the alteration...

Are the stars out tonight?

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.

I only have thighs for you, dear...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With apologies to All Dubin for the alteration...

Are the stars out tonight?

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.

I only have thighs for you, dear...

I'll be singing that now.

Keep em coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on the ocean sailing away,

I can hardly wait,

To see you to come of age,

But I guess we'll both,

Just have to be patient,

Yes it's a long way to go,

But in the meantime,

Before you cross the street,

Take my hand,

Life is just what happens to you,

While your busy making other plans!

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

Ah a gliding foxtrot to the strains of Sinatra singing Witchcraft.

Those fingers in my hair

That sly come hither stare

That strips my conscience bare

It's witchcraft.

And I've got no defense for it,

The heat is too intense for it.

What good would common sense for it do?

'Cause it's witchcraft,

Wicked witchcraft,

And although I know it's strictly tabo

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Randy Newman - short people

Short People got no reason

To live

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet......................

It continues and caused quite a stir in the US in it's day, banned from the airwaves for a period of time, some folk are just too sensitive

*short peeps here btw.

Him

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Randy Newman - short people

Short People got no reason

To live

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet......................

It continues and caused quite a stir in the US in it's day, banned from the airwaves for a period of time, some folk are just too sensitive

*short peeps here btw.

Him"

I was listening to that in the car today! It always makes me smile.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This should put the fox amongst the chickens.

I Like 'em Fat Like That:

LITTLE MOE:

You know I like being surrounded by such voluptuosity,

such poultritude, to be mothered and smothered,

basted in sweet sumptuosness.

Let the cats all criticise,

joke about my baby's size,

she's reet with me because you see,

I likes 'em fat like that.

When she bounces down the street,

she's a whole heap of honey and ain't she sweet,

feels so fine to know that she is mine,

I likes 'em fat like that.

You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,

but when it comes to mean kicks,

a big fat momma's the best of all,

after I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,

and I hurry home,

don't want her to be alone, coz

I likes 'em fat like that.

ALL:

Tell me why do you like them

LITTLE MOE:

More bounce to the ounce

ALL:

Say why do you like 'em?

LITTLE MOE:

More room to rump

ALL:

How big do you like 'em?

LITTLE MOE:

Tons of fun

ALL:

How wide do you like 'em?

LITTLE MOE:

Well, like that.

ALL:

So you like 'em like that.

LITTLE MOE:

Yeh, I'm a chubby chaser.

ALL:

Ooh, look at her go.

LITTLE MOE:

Don't try to run

ALL:

Ooh, it must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that.

LITTLE MOE:

You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,

but when it comes to mean kicks,

a big fat momma's the best of all,

after I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,

and I hurry home,

don't want her to be alone, coz

I likes 'em fat like that,

now thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!

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