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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Genial Erections - Voting thread

See Campaign thread for all members!

One vote per person. PM me or cast your vote in this thread. Votes close at 10pm.

Results as soon as they are counted.

Keep your erectioneering in the other thread to keep this one easy to count please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Candidates and their "manifests" are here:

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/383716

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very hard to pick just one, so many upstanding candidates...

I'll have to vote for my good pal PolarBear!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I vote for myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I vote for myself? "
yup!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Since seeing a cock avatar from him is a rarity my vote goes to Brightonsteve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having studied the candidate thread carefully.

Three times.

Well, four if I'm honest!

I'm voting PolarBear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I will probably only get one vote lol I will vote for myself so one for me yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to all.

May it bring you lots of sex and fuckery

..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote goes to _rightonsteve CORRRR!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also _rightonsteve, mmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better vote for myself try not to be the wooden spoon holder or that poor old independent who gets a vote from only two people and neither of them are friends or family lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UnleashedCracken for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote is cast, it's between me and the ballot box

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Seeing as you can't vote for the independent adjudicator it was a very hard choice.

My vote goes to Howard1978

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really really hard!

I think I need more time to think long and hard about my votes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really really hard!

I think I need more time to think long and hard about my votes.

You just want to spend more time perving at their cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really really hard!

I think I need more time to think long and hard about my votes.

You just want to spend more time perving at their cocks

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late the 'stand' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ano only seen this now was going to enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite an earlier set back Carlos is keeping his pecker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote goes for Will Vazques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voted via message ~ Well I think I did anyway!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voted via message ~ Well I think I did anyway!!"

I have your vote.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Thing Two for me.

It looks like a strawberry poke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ano only seen this now was going to enter

Everybody apart from me can enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for me!"

Has your mum voted for you too?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Are you sure we can only vote once??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do proxy votes for others?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One vote per person.

It's the one time the lads want their cock to come first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ano only seen this now was going to enter

Everybody apart from me can enter"

That's not what I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for me!

Has your mum voted for you too?"

Nah, she prefers Funky's.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"ano only seen this now was going to enter

Everybody apart from me can enter"

Is this turning into a Greedy Girls thread!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can't decide between all these honourable members....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide between all these honourable members....

Nice pun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Unleashedcraken gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you are all probably starting to droop at this point but stand firm to the end.

Your voters are counting on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got back from the polling station, come on UKIP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got back from the polling station, come on UKIP!"

Wrong thread!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just got back from the polling station, come on UKIP!

Wrong thread!!"

Not if the candidate was a complete dick.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Just about to vote so open to any last minute persuasion....of any kind.

;-)

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote goes to Craken...I know he can deliver

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's been a difficult decision but BrightonSteve gets my vote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nomadic1-4-u

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Erectjim for me on this occasion but I'd like a regular pole, sorry poll, of this sort.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm not one to cast aspersions but rumour has it there's a big story to blow in this weeks Sunday Sport and Star!! Could cast doubts on the authenticity of some members... Just saying not dirty tricks honest governor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm not one to cast aspersions but rumour has it there's a big story to blow in this weeks Sunday Sport and Star!! Could cast doubts on the authenticity of some members... Just saying not dirty tricks honest governor lol"

spill spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spill spill

Keep it under your hat, sorry sombero, something about photoshop and animal photos taken on some unnamed beach..... Shhhhh now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spill spill

Keep it under your hat, sorry sombero, something about photoshop and animal photos taken on some unnamed beach..... Shhhhh now

Carlos's sombrero hides many secrets.... Es seguro conmigo

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

If that's got anything to do with the vile and clearly completely untrue rumour about BritonSteve I'll play no part in furthering or spreading that rumour. It's disgusting. Really.!!;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's got anything to do with the vile and clearly completely untrue rumour about BritonSteve I'll play no part in furthering or spreading that rumour. It's disgusting. Really.!!;"

I can't honestly comment without compromising any sauces being presented around these members... But you should wait to see what they have said about what you were up to down the Odeon!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is just a marker so I know where I've counted up to!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is just a marker so I know where I've counted up to! "

You're not allowed to count until all the votes are in!

What are you doing with the spoilt ballots?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

If that's got anything to do with the vile and clearly completely untrue rumour about BritonSteve I'll play no part in furthering or spreading that rumour. It's disgusting. Really.!!;

I can't honestly comment without compromising any sauces being presented around these members... But you should wait to see what they have said about what you were up to down the Odeon!!

Everything think that I did at the Odeon I stand by, in fact I'm proud of. No inhibitions.

Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is just a marker so I know where I've counted up to!

You're not allowed to count until all the votes are in!

What are you doing with the spoilt ballots?

I'm more efficient than local government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's got anything to do with the vile and clearly completely untrue rumour about BritonSteve I'll play no part in furthering or spreading that rumour. It's disgusting. Really.!!;

I can't honestly comment without compromising any sauces being presented around these members... But you should wait to see what they have said about what you were up to down the Odeon!!

Everything think that I did at the Odeon I stand by, in fact I'm proud of. No inhibitions.

Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed."

That's a real man for you I would shake your hand but it probably been holding up its member throughout this polling day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is just a marker so I know where I've counted up to!

You're not allowed to count until all the votes are in!

What are you doing with the spoilt ballots?

I'm more efficient than local government

But the late voters could now be primed to rig the vote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you be sure that you won't lock out any late comers at the ballot box you know what happened back in 2010 and I don't want to come last because my supporters couldn't get in now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some worthy members... I cannot decide between Unleashed and Howard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some worthy members... I cannot decide between Unleashed and Howard."

Coalition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some worthy members... I cannot decide between Unleashed and Howard."

Unleashed. Howard has the best arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some worthy members... I cannot decide between Unleashed and Howard.

Unleashed. Howard has the best arse!!"

No voting on arse issues please that's unfair with my flat offering!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some worthy members... I cannot decide between Unleashed and Howard.

Coalition?

Coalitions are ghey.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm not willing to entertain hypothetical scenarios. I'm campaigning for out right victory.

Don't vote Howard and let BritonSteve in through the back door!!

Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

My vote would go to you Thing Two but as you say you're not in it I shall vote for Polar Bear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why are the candidates in the polling station? That's dodgy.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Why are the candidates in the polling station? That's dodgy.

We snuck in through the back door. sssh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¡Pffft! Me importa tres cojones ahora.

¡Tequila para todos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are the candidates in the polling station? That's dodgy.

We snuck in through the back door. sssh"

Where's the polling officer when you need him to counter such underhand tactics

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

It'll soon be the count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll soon be the count"

If we all stand a row up and proud "Thing" won't need a calculator for that job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are the candidates in the polling station? That's dodgy.

We snuck in through the back door. sssh

Where's the polling officer when you need him to counter such underhand tactics "

No underhand tactics or reach-a rounds have had an impact...

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Can't wait for the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for the results

surely it takes less than 15 minutes to count up to three...or has there been lots of private voting?

Someone get the whips out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your time with the results. Means I can perve a bit longer. Xx

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Can't wait for the results

surely it takes less than 15 minutes to count up to three...or has there been lots of private voting?

Someone get the whips out? "

Maybe he's having difficulty working out which way the swings been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for the results

surely it takes less than 15 minutes to count up to three...or has there been lots of private voting?

Someone get the whips out?

Maybe he's having difficulty working out which way the swings been."

Perhaps his swingometer needs new batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The returning officer is pissed after nicking Carlos's botella de tequila earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apologies for the delayed results, but I was eating pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

Well done to the Winners!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Apologies for the delayed results, but I was eating pizza

Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats to all. Great thread Thing Two. You deserve your pizza for this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the votes that I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos says "¡Felicitaciones al ganador! ¡Buena erección, manténgalo!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delayed results, but I was eating pizza

It was a great thread xxx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

An overall majority? Well I never. Cheers TT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for a most entertaining evening.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm willing now to offer a full, open and real coalition with Howard to lock BritonSteve out of the top nob spot.

My team of negotiators stand ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos says "Gracias pot los votos y hasta luego todos."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carlos says "Gracias pot los votos y hasta luego todos."

Hasta luego!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The top three took 50% of the votes.

I've done a couple of threads like this and I've never seen a response like this, both in terms of the number of votes and the wide range of people being voted for.

Well done everyone for taking part. It's been fun.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"The top three took 50% of the votes.

I've done a couple of threads like this and I've never seen a response like this, both in terms of the number of votes and the wide range of people being voted for.

Well done everyone for taking part. It's been fun. "

It's been great fun. Congratulations to BritonSteve

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm willing now to offer a full, open and real coalition with Howard to lock BritonSteve out of the top nob spot.

My team of negotiators stand ready."

Will you need Ben's cock ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

Thanks - great job - it has been a blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone would like to hire me as their campaign manager for any other voting threads, I'd be happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

Well I have to say that I am happy to have finished with such a high polling I lost to a couple of bigger knobs than myself which is politics to a tee!!

Congratulations to Steve I'm not bitter at all.... The bastard lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Second place!! I'll take that. Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Me and my hard cock really appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delayed results, but I was eating pizza

Pizza is that code? You said your pay was something much satisfying that munching pizza!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done BS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good work TT

I stood strong, i stood proud, i fight on in defeat. I accept the decision of the erectorate and offer my sincerest congratulations and good wishes to Steve - May your time in office be filled with success...

I wank away with no regrets and that's what I'm doing (once the furore around this erection subsides). I'll be back to fight another day, and i promise, I'll play harder, I'll play filthier I'll come good on my promises.

Thanks to all that voted for me - I'm genuinely touched)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second place!! I'll take that. Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Me and my hard cock really appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good work TT

Thanks to all that voted for me - I'm genuinely touched)

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations to the winner. Yes it was a fun thread. Well done to the OP and all the peeps that took part. Thanks to the peeps that voted for ikkle me. xxx

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

For those still interested I'll be keeping my cock pics on my public pics till tomorrow morning, then it's back to normal.

Enjoy while you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I could see who voted for me so that I could thank them personally for finding my member valued enough to receive their vote but I recognise that ballots are private but if you wish to come out the woodwork I will ensure you receive a full thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wish I could see who voted for me so that I could thank them personally for finding my member valued enough to receive their vote but I recognise that ballots are private but if you wish to come out the woodwork I will ensure you receive a full thanks

I'm sure they can message you if you ask them nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like its going to be a gd nite for oor nicola and snp ,so bloody delighted that the red tories are going to be wiped out in scotland thats payback for backing and partiyng with the tories during the referendum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they can message you if you ask them nicely

How many was 7.1% about 3 lol

To those who passed on me a vote if you wish to receive personal thanks you know where to find me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they can message you if you ask them nicely

How many was 7.1% about 3 lol

To those who passed on me a vote if you wish to receive personal thanks you know where to find me lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they can message you if you ask them nicely

How many was 7.1% about 3 lol

To those who passed on me a vote if you wish to receive personal thanks you know where to find me lol 2

Well if you are right then I now only have to thank myself lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

[Removed by poster at 08/05/15 00:42:37]

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Looks like its going to be a gd nite for oor nicola and snp ,so bloody delighted that the red tories are going to be wiped out in scotland thats payback for backing and partiyng with the tories during the referendum "

This isn't the thread for a winging scot. Go find the General Election 2015 thread, this is the Genial Erection thread.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

As the vote was so close between Howard and myself can we have a recount for second place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't the thread for a winging scot. Go find the General Election 2015 thread, this is the Genial Erection

thread."

hey nigel il comment on any open forum thread i want too and a wee winging nigelander like you will stop me

,to others on this thead i posted above by mistake and will let use get on with it

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

This isn't the thread for a winging scot. Go find the General Election 2015 thread, this is the Genial Erection

thread.

hey nigel il comment on any open forum thread i want too and a wee winging nigelander like you will stop me

,to others on this thead i posted above by mistake and will let use get on with it"

Knock yourself out m8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

I can't believe I just checked your percentages

All the vote verifying has sent me a bit loopy tonight

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

Thank you everyone who vote for me and my lash party "lash is lush". I've enjoyed keeping a close eye on the competition too

Happy Daze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%

I can't believe I just checked your percentages

All the vote verifying has sent me a bit loopy tonight

And from a real general election person, did I get my numbers right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many people actually voted?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How many people actually voted?"

I think turn out was low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many people actually voted?"

28?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%

I can't believe I just checked your percentages

All the vote verifying has sent me a bit loopy tonight

And from a real general election person, did I get my numbers right? "

Yes, I'm assuming you rounded the rogue UKIP vote down to 3.5% so you'd total 100?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many people actually voted?

28?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So, BrightonSteve won this election. When will he be announcing what's... I mean who's in his cabinet?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

As a result of these erection results the Unleashed party is going to have to take a close look at the direction its member should take in the future.

Now is not the time for internal recriminations but for a deep and profound reexamination of the purpose and direction of the Unleashed party.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the erection returning officer, Thing-to, and his erection staff. I'd also like to thank my erection team and in particular my erection manager, Miss Innocent, and all those who either campaigned, voted or supported my erection.

This is not the end of either Cracken or the Unleashed movement. There will be other erections in the future and the Cracken will play his full part in all of them.

Finally I stand by my promise to shaft all those who voted for me and will be working hard over the next few days and weeks to cum through on that promise.

Free your inhibitions: Next time vote Unleashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a result of these erection results the Unleashed party is going to have to take a close look at the direction its member should take in the future.

Now is not the time for internal recriminations but for a deep and profound reexamination of the purpose and direction of the Unleashed party.

This is not the end of either Cracken or the Unleashed movement. There will be other erections in the future and the Cracken will play his full part in all of them.

Finally I stand by my promise to shaft all those who voted for me and will be working hard over the next few days and weeks to cum through on that promise.

Free your inhibitions: Next time vote Unleashed.

It was a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech."

Hahahahaha

You are tired Anna xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech.

Hahahahaha

You are tired Anna xx"

Or I am. I thought you'd posted on the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech.

Hahahahaha

You are tired Anna xx

Or I am. I thought you'd posted on the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech.

Hahahahaha

You are tired Anna xx

Or I am. I thought you'd posted on the wrong thread

I should have known to trust the smartest arse on Fab

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"As a result of these erection results the Unleashed party is going to have to take a close look at the direction its member should take in the future.

Now is not the time for internal recriminations but for a deep and profound reexamination of the purpose and direction of the Unleashed party.

This is not the end of either Cracken or the Unleashed movement. There will be other erections in the future and the Cracken will play his full part in all of them.

Finally I stand by my promise to shaft all those who voted for me and will be working hard over the next few days and weeks to cum through on that promise.

Free your inhibitions: Next time vote Unleashed.

It was a pleasure

Looking forward to shafting you soon. LOL

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Jim Murphy, Nick Clegg, Unleashed. Another powerful defeat speech."

I stand proud with dignity and fortitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a period of reflection due to my poor showing.

Rest assured heads will role.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

Taking the lead of that superb candidate Cracken I have now realised that it seems the long road of canvassing was without any proper self movement either up or down in the pole count for there to have been a successful outcome, so instead this member just flopped!!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"*** Results ***

Brighton Steve 21.4%

Howard 14.3%

UnleashedCracken 14.3%

PolarBear 10.7%

Nomadic 7.1%

ErectJim 7.1%

Badboy4life 3.6%

Carlos/ye olde witch doc 3.6%

Naughty staffs 3.6%

Acefacemod67 3.6%

Will Vazques 3.6%

Debs7 3.6%

UKIP (it appeared to be a vote for a dick) 3.5%"

My vote for Thing Two was wasted - he didn't even keep his deposit!

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over a year ago

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So dare I ask where I came on this erection election

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!"

Why thank you that's perked me up quite a bit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So dare I ask where I came on this erection election "

Ok I see last lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!"

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he

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over a year ago

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he"

I've now offered better payment terms so could be you need to stump up something really special to achieve this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he"

You can tempt me back in any way you see fit

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he

You can tempt me back in any way you see fit

I'm sure my tool will be a perfect fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he

You can tempt me back in any way you see fit

I'm sure my tool will be a perfect fit

You are a filthy bugger!! I love it!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"It appears that based on the results now in, that my heady position in the poll was only enhanced to its final climatic position by the work of my own hand!

I therefore plan to remove the main detractor who impacted on this lack of support though the use of the power of the Whip into hiding in preparation for any future battles that lay ahead!!

Until 2020 I say keep the support for the small!! We will have our time

I'll be your campaign manager next time!!

I'm sure I've got the tool to win you back to the Unleashed camp.

he he

You can tempt me back in any way you see fit

I'm sure my tool will be a perfect fit

You are a filthy bugger!! I love it!!"

Looking forward to fulfilling my erectile commitments with you

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