FabSwingers.com forum: KFC is like sex

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's finger lickin' good

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greasy and bad for you?

There was a joke about a value bucket, but I decided not to go there!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you've made me hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about coming/cumming in a bucket...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Great, now I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great, now I'm hungry "

Sorry!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Great, now I'm hungry

Sorry!!"

Pop round and bring KFC? Haha

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I have icecream.. And vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to McDonald's for coffee, is like going to prison for sex, you know your going to get it but it's going to be rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great, now I'm hungry

Sorry!!"

And I wasn't talking about food!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone needs a bit of spice in their life!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Can you call it, 'meat'??

Mind you, I've never had KFC, so I couldn't really comment..

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By *lan43sumMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I can think of something much lower in calories that I would rather lick! It lasts longer and is much more satisfying.

Never add chilli sauce though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Licking the juices off my fingers.

Now I don't know if I'm talking about sex or KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking the juices off my fingers.

Now I don't know if I'm talking about sex or KFC

Doesn't mater .... Don't stop!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC = KINKY FUCKING CHICK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!"

I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If only KFC served McDonald Fries.

Multiple foodgasms!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking the juices off my fingers.

Now I don't know if I'm talking about sex or KFC

Doesn't mater .... Don't stop!!!!!"

Dirty bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!

I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx"

When it's on the bone, it's to real for me. There can't be a bone in sight, I think it's discusting how people suck on get bones and grit their teeth on them! That's cannibalism right there!

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By *imbigjimMan
over a year ago

Caterham

Very similar....

One you've finished with the legs and the breast, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only KFC served McDonald Fries.

Multiple foodgasms! "

I shall be taking the word foodgasms and adding that to my everyday grammatical life without credit to yourself.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"If only KFC served McDonald Fries. "

they do kfc changed them years ago

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By *lueeyedscouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Kfc is like a woman you get 2 legs 2 thighs 2 brests and a greacy box to put your bone in

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Going to McDonald's for coffee, is like going to prison for sex, you know your going to get it but it's going to be rough

Their coffee ain't too shabby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to McDonald's for coffee, is like going to prison for sex, you know your going to get it but it's going to be rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kfc is like a woman you get 2 legs 2 thighs 2 brests and a greacy box to put your bone in

KFC is like a bloke, never as good as you were led to believe by the ad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!

I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx

When it's on the bone, it's to real for me. There can't be a bone in sight, I think it's discusting how people suck on get bones and grit their teeth on them! That's cannibalism right there!"

I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"It's finger lickin' good

Depends where you stick your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more like a swingers club - lots of leftover bones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC is like sex

"It's finger lickin' good

Is it ?? The KFC here is useless !! How can it run out of chicken ?? I personally think they are about on par with the intelligence of mc d's .

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?"

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked

i can give you a full body inspection just to be sure if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked

i can give you a full body inspection just to be sure if you like?

I might have breasts like a chicken does

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked

i can give you a full body inspection just to be sure if you like?

I might have breasts like a chicken does

i love chicken breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Must say i do like kfc, oh and i like sex too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly."

I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.

I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though

Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.

I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though

Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?"

Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.

I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though

Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?

Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit

Is nibbling allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

The fries are terrible and they ALLWAYS fuck my order up. I'll stick to Nandos. That looks like chicken. Just a pity they don't take orders at the tables.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?

It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache

Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.

I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though

Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?

Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit

Is nibbling allowed?"

Nibbling is encouraged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?"

Yes. But not many kick them to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?

Yes. But not many kick them to death."

That never happens anywhere else obviously. I take it you prefer halal slaughterhouses where they are stung up by their feet and have their throats slit to slowly die in agony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?

Yes. But not many kick them to death.

That never happens anywhere else obviously. I take it you prefer halal slaughterhouses where they are stung up by their feet and have their throats slit to slowly die in agony.

I did invite you to do your research. I am not vegetarian but I do believe that the least we can do is to encourage some animal welfare standards. That is why I keep clear of KFC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Not as good as it used to be, years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kfc are not the worst, why pick on them? You should point the finger at the worst culprits and not the easy target. When I see you campaigning to ban halal I may take your argument seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I hope not as just the thought of KFC makes me feel queasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's finger lickin' good

Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?

Yes. But not many kick them to death."

Whilst I abhor cruelty to animals, I cannot really believe that a slaughterhouse would kick chickens to death. It would bruise the flesh so badly, it would render it inedible....therefore not commercially viable. I regularly take in ex-battery chickens and as most have few feathers, can see exactly what bruised chicken flesh looks like, (they peck each other terribly because they are confined so much).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything is true on you tube

Abraham Lincoln told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is true on you tube

Abraham Lincoln told me

While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.

I do not believe everything that I read on the internet or elsewhere. No, I have not witnessed their treatment of chickens personally. I could be wrong. But on the balance of probabilities I believe that I am right. I therefore refuse to contribute to their profits.

Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its processed junk??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its processed junk??

And?!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry."

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is true on you tube

Abraham Lincoln told me

While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.

Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem."

What about the burritos?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Suck on a greasy bone - Probably above but Im not reading all the way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is true on you tube

Abraham Lincoln told me

While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.

Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem.

What about the burritos?"

Sorry, you lost me. My sense of humour failure, I am sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The burritos are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The burritos are lovely"

So were the chickens until they were tortured. Enjoy. I can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pulled ones too

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Not for me. KFC makes me feel sick. Sex doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex

The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry.

Thanks for that

Dairy farming is way crueller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me your bucket pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kfc is like sex, when your finished with the thighs and breasts your left with a slimey box to put your bone in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm not into scat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chinese food is like sex.. half hour after you've had it you want some more

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