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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.

On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.

Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.

Cake anyone

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cake... That's tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good plan... however as I have an allergy to bananas is there an alternative?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

So your a feeder?

Why just one slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good plan... however as I have an allergy to bananas is there an alternative?

"

A peacan Danish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So your a feeder?

Why just one slice? "

One slice is all it takes baby

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"So your a feeder?

Why just one slice?

One slice is all it takes baby "

That good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say cake? "

I've been single a long time, I've become a masterbaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So your a feeder?

Why just one slice?

One slice is all it takes baby

That good "

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.

On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.

Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.

Cake anyone "

Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!

(some ladies like that kind if thing )

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'll pass on the banana loaf, but will have the pastries and cakes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.

On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.

Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.

Cake anyone

Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!

(some ladies like that kind if thing )"

It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got allergies and I basically can't eat any cake, what about me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quite a response I'm going to have to put this on my profile lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got allergies and I basically can't eat any cake, what about me?"

How do you feel about Caribbean food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.

On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.

Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.

Cake anyone

Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!

(some ladies like that kind if thing )

It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets "

Your cream filled doughnuts could prove popular. Tiring though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.

On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.

Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.

Cake anyone

Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!

(some ladies like that kind if thing )

It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets

Your cream filled doughnuts could prove popular. Tiring though!"

Not as popular as my cream filled chocolate log, it's a sight to behold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't eat cake though. Do you have a healthy alternative ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."

Don't hate the player, hate the game

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."

Pessimist.... Can't knock the bloke for using his initiative lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't eat cake though. Do you have a healthy alternative ? "

I'll bring you a mirror, because I couldn bake anything sweeter than you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL...where you in the SE chat room yesterday evening OP. I love to bake, and made the fatal mistake of admitting to this while chatting.

Now I got bloody orders that would keep me going for weeks, lol. No promise of a shag though, just orders for cake.

Maybe we should start a FAB baking thread and swap recipes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL...where you in the SE chat room yesterday evening OP. I love to bake, and made the fatal mistake of admitting to this while chatting.

Now I got bloody orders that would keep me going for weeks, lol. No promise of a shag though, just orders for cake.

Maybe we should start a FAB baking thread and swap recipes.

"

Ah see that's why it says on meeting you get the cake, lol I'm not giving it away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

Don't hate the player, hate the game "

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you."

Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can't go wrong with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of cake has made me hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.

Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife "

Mary Berry is a fat slag.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Mary Berry is a fat slag."

leave Mary alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody say cake?

What've I got to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.

Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife

Mary Berry is a fat slag."

Oh no you di en girlfriend *wobbles head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.

Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife

Mary Berry is a fat slag.

Oh no you di en girlfriend *wobbles head* "

When the decrepit old fat slag jumps ship, I'll copywrite her name and make sure the world doesn't have to ever deal with a fat slag like Mary berry again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm interested in this offer.

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