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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been reading a lot this morning about sky remotes in cock pics and I haven't got one or a sky remote

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

You have got a whip.....that has got to be better than a sky remote - I prefer a whip any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her "

OMG its gone i did see it tell me i saw it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her

OMG its gone i did see it tell me i saw it lol "

Lol you mean the nob of butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have got a whip.....that has got to be better than a sky remote - I prefer a whip any day "

No whip but I have a riding crop and paddle if they are any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her

OMG its gone i did see it tell me i saw it lol

Lol you mean the nob of butter"

hahaha had me questioning my self there some chunk of butter it was to

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You have got a whip.....that has got to be better than a sky remote - I prefer a whip any day

No whip but I have a riding crop and paddle if they are any good "

Riding crop! I was thinking of my cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her

OMG its gone i did see it tell me i saw it lol

Lol you mean the nob of butter

hahaha had me questioning my self there some chunk of butter it was to

"

I thought it was a vanilla slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what is that on your knob ? is it a cob of cheese or butter ?

her

OMG its gone i did see it tell me i saw it lol

Lol you mean the nob of butter

hahaha had me questioning my self there some chunk of butter it was to

I thought it was a vanilla slice "

have just been informed it was indeed a vanilla slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway PP, you have no need for sky remotes or any other object with the fantastic pics you have there, except maybe the vanilla slice, which can I say, I would love to nibble

Did I just say that out loud?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A linx can works well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A linx can works well "

is that the mini, standard or extra large version

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A linx can works well

is that the mini, standard or extra large version "

Let me check your profile and see what size you need

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"A linx can works well

is that the mini, standard or extra large version

Let me check your profile and see what size you need "

I think she got lost in tattooed-nakedguyland we might need to send in a search party to pull her out

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A linx can works well

is that the mini, standard or extra large version

Let me check your profile and see what size you need

I think she got lost in tattooed-nakedguyland we might need to send in a search party to pull her out "

Thought I was never going to make it out of there but I managed to claw my way back out.

Unfortunately I can't tell what size would be best. I recommend asking a professional

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"A linx can works well

is that the mini, standard or extra large version

Let me check your profile and see what size you need

I think she got lost in tattooed-nakedguyland we might need to send in a search party to pull her out

Thought I was never going to make it out of there but I managed to claw my way back out.

Unfortunately I can't tell what size would be best. I recommend asking a professional "

Hahahaaaaa love it!!! I get lost in his pictures too sometimes

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A linx can works well

is that the mini, standard or extra large version

Let me check your profile and see what size you need

I think she got lost in tattooed-nakedguyland we might need to send in a search party to pull her out

Thought I was never going to make it out of there but I managed to claw my way back out.

Unfortunately I can't tell what size would be best. I recommend asking a professional

Hahahaaaaa love it!!! I get lost in his pictures too sometimes "

They are good pictures. I even put my reading glasses on to have a proper look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox, I've got one of those new long thin Virgin remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been reading a lot this morning about sky remotes in cock pics and I haven't got one or a sky remote "

Borrow one.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Bollox, I've got one of those new long thin Virgin remotes "

You might have to do a lynx can instead.......or naked next to your guitar

(if you have one....I am in no way admitting to perving at your pics....I don't even know that you only have two cock pics on your profile)

Phew that was close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollox, I've got one of those new long thin Virgin remotes

You might have to do a lynx can instead.......or naked next to your guitar

(if you have one....I am in no way admitting to perving at your pics....I don't even know that you only have two cock pics on your profile)

Phew that was close "

Ha - good catch, you nearly let the cat out the bag there.

As for the guitar - next time there's a "Get Naked Playing your Instrument" Avatar comp I'll remember your post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollox, I've got one of those new long thin Virgin remotes

You might have to do a lynx can instead.......or naked next to your guitar

(if you have one....I am in no way admitting to perving at your pics....I don't even know that you only have two cock pics on your profile)

Phew that was close

Ha - good catch, you nearly let the cat out the bag there.

As for the guitar - next time there's a "Get Naked Playing your Instrument" Avatar comp I'll remember your post! "

No don't go there I don't have a guitar either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out "

Press the blue button to exit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

Press the blue button to exit?"

Just realised I don't own a sky remote anyone offering to borrow theirs

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

Press the blue button to exit?

Just realised I don't own a sky remote anyone offering to borrow theirs "

Is it any easier to stop rewinding when it's in there that when it's just in your hand? I always have problems with getting it to stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

Press the blue button to exit?

Just realised I don't own a sky remote anyone offering to borrow theirs

Is it any easier to stop rewinding when it's in there that when it's just in your hand? I always have problems with getting it to stop "

then press pause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

Press the blue button to exit?

Just realised I don't own a sky remote anyone offering to borrow theirs "

If you cover it in cling film and return it sans fanny batter

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

You don't need a sky remote. Just find a woman with tiny hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just glue a row of tictacs together. Then you'll be minty fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on,if you haven't got one why do you want a Sky remote to measure it against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't need a sky remote. Just find a woman with tiny hands. "

Or a little mouth

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

I did not realise a sky remote next to the cock was a requirement nowadays haha. What have I been doing with my time of I've not got one of them lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I may do a sky remote up my fanny pic so everyone can see how deep it is by how much hangs out

Press the blue button to exit?

Just realised I don't own a sky remote anyone offering to borrow theirs

If you cover it in cling film and return it sans fanny batter "

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww * takes deep breath* wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing inferior about you, PP xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm waiting for when I see someone with a Sky box next to theirs for comparison. Mind you a lady with a sky remote up their foo will make me think they have a sky box

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