FabSwingers.com forum: i fucking hate that!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

words or phrases that make you cringe when someone sends you a message on fab!!

mine is "mmmmmmm" after a guy guy has just explained what he wants to do to me !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd be annoyed, too, Mr, as you aren't even bi.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Until the poor sod explains he has a stutter and was trying to say mmmmmmother-fukka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women message saying what they want to do to us and that they're moister than an oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate hi hun and ello. Stop it!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

When I get a very very detailed message that explains what they like and no question or request about what like or am interested in

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"When women message saying what they want to do to us and that they're moister than an oyster "

But some oysters have nothing but grit inside!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

When I get a message that says love the profile and pics when they don't fooking have one! And only a cock pic!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"That's so horny" makes me want to

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I hate what you up to or what you into?.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I hate it when I get no messages at all

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting a message with "fooking"in it.

The word is" FUCKING" not fucking fooking.

It doesn't make people sound cool, it makes them sound like a twat!... and breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you're good at sucking cock, suck mine. Not even a please or anything...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I hate getting a message with "fooking"in it.

The word is" FUCKING" not fucking fooking.

It doesn't make people sound cool, it makes them sound like a twat!... and breathe.

Sorry!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Any message that starts 'you are sitting at the bar in a tight black dress, your hard nipples pressed against the material' and then goes on for hours about what he wants to do to me. I know its a copy & paste, and I know its a cliché. So I don't feel too bad when I delete them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All well intil you chat on the phone .. one kept saying et cetera..et cetera when telling me things she liked.. felt like i was on the set of the king and i ...that and saying blah blah blah .. its like they cant find the words .. et cetera and blah could be anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we say we are off to a club and we get "where's that", "how much", "how do I get there from xxx", "where can I stay", blah blah blah. Google for goodness sake. Even had someone message me just moved to the area wanted to know where was good to go out. Do we look like fucking trip advisor?

And calm.

V xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to say to the poster above, that was an ironic blah blah blah Giggle

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"Any message that starts 'you are sitting at the bar in a tight black dress, your hard nipples pressed against the material' and then goes on for hours about what he wants to do to me. I know its a copy & paste, and I know its a cliché. So I don't feel too bad when I delete them."

Typical male fantasy, delete, totally agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually think it's worse when some guys can't hold a conversation without it becoming sexual within 3 messages.

I know it's a sex site but ffs their obsession with sex chat actually puts me off for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to say to the poster above, that was an ironic blah blah blah Giggle

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expression heavy cummer makes me cringe

If a guy mails me saying he's a heavy cummer I just think

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I actually think it's worse when some guys can't hold a conversation without it becoming sexual within 3 messages.

I know it's a sex site but ffs their obsession with sex chat actually puts me off for some reason."
I agree. I like to have a "normal" chat for a bit first to get a sense of the person I'm chatting to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expression heavy cummer makes me cringe

If a guy mails me saying he's a heavy cummer I just think

Agree with you there, so grim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, some people get messages.....what are those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above, dirty chat that comes too soon in a convo, the promise of a guy being a heavy cummer, shite non-erotic stories the 'how are you' bollocks...a guy saying how beautiful I am when I don't show my face...

But 'wuu2 bbe' is bile-inducing. DELETE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any messages that make massive assumptions about the future before you've even met in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god those are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nom nom nom, what ya up to bbe, fancy a chat, Skype fun.

Dweebs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting a message with "fooking"in it.

The word is" FUCKING" not fucking fooking.

It doesn't make people sound cool, it makes them sound like a twat!... and breathe.

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid girls with joke profiles and no pics. Fucking time wasters.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Nom nom nom gets on my frigging wick, and when sleazy old guys get on my bus and say "we'll have to stop meeting like this babe" makes me want to throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, some people get messages.....what are those?

Did you leave ages ago and just come back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, some people get messages.....what are those?

Did you leave ages ago and just come back? "

Yes, unfortunately I left cause my grandad was diagnosed with terminal cancer, so I've been helping out at his for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any messages that make massive assumptions about the future before you've even met in the flesh. "

Like the -I'm going to make you cum all night and I'm gonna suck your toes messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate all the drop-everything-and-come-service-me-now messages. I've been known to retaliate to the sort that send these. Idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all of the above

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

"I actually think it's worse when some guys can't hold a conversation without it becoming sexual within 3 messages.

I know it's a sex site but ffs their obsession with sex chat actually puts me off for some reason."

People who insist on calling FAB a sex site, it's NOT a sex site it's a swingers site, the clue is in the name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any messages that make massive assumptions about the future before you've even met in the flesh.

Like the -I'm going to make you cum all night and I'm gonna suck your toes messages? "

Toes?! Baulk..

Suck the fungal nail infection outta that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone messages sounding like i finally will get my first meet, sounds perfect, all sincere, lots of great flirting and then ends with "as long as you like TVs" :-/

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

Every single message that says ` really like your profile` when its obvious they havent read it!!!!

I just assume they dont even wanna meet if they cant invest in reading ..

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every single message that says ` really like your profile` when its obvious they havent read it!!!!

I just assume they dont even wanna meet if they cant invest in reading ..

Grrrrr

Yes this!

Ha! I always try and respond with the simple line 'sorry, I only fuck guys who bother to read my profile'...then it's either grovelling/pretending they have read it, or sheer abuse saying I'm stuck up. Assholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand that text chat , I am not over the hill just yet but I can't understand half of it and in the end I just give up reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any messages that make massive assumptions about the future before you've even met in the flesh.

Like the -I'm going to make you cum all night and I'm gonna suck your toes messages?

Toes?! Baulk..

Suck the fungal nail infection outta that!

you need to get that seen to

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Every single message that says ` really like your profile` when its obvious they havent read it!!!!

I just assume they dont even wanna meet if they cant invest in reading ..

Grrrrr

Yes this!

We must be messaged by some of the same guys !

I get EXACTLY the same response...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every single message that says ` really like your profile` when its obvious they havent read it!!!!

I just assume they dont even wanna meet if they cant invest in reading ..

Grrrrr

Yes this!

We must be messaged by some of the same guys !

I get EXACTLY the same response...

Being within 5 miles of one another I guess we do!

Love your pics by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"words or phrases that make you cringe when someone sends you a message on fab!!

mine is "mmmmmmm" after a guy guy has just explained what he wants to do to me !"

Mmmmmmm is the absolute worst!

Anyone saying "u r gawjus" and similar

"Loved your profile" did ye aye?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Hate all the drop-everything-and-come-service-me-now messages. I've been known to retaliate to the sort that send these. Idiots."

I respond by saying, give us your post code, my bf will be right over to play ... usually dont get a reply after that, sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like you're good at sucking cock, suck mine. Not even a please or anything...

I tell them its just a good camera angle and I'm crap really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breeding !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"words or phrases that make you cringe when someone sends you a message on fab!!

mine is "mmmmmmm" after a guy guy has just explained what he wants to do to me !"

God I so agree with you there,had a guy message today like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called "hun"...makes me want to gouge my eyes out when I see it in a mail..

Or when getting a first mail that starts with "wow, you're stunning"... I'm like how the fuck do you know what I look like, all you can see is my arse/tits/legs. I could be an absolute munter!

Grrrrr, rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all a happy fookin bunch, but Mmmmm such lovely baps hun, would love to turn you around, lift up your skirt, blah, blah fookin blah bbe...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are all a happy fookin bunch, but Mmmmm such lovely baps hun, would love to turn you around, lift up your skirt, blah, blah fookin blah bbe...xx

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Just happy to get messages as a single male. Had some great random emails especially from the first lady who motivated me to go to a club

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Every single message that says ` really like your profile` when its obvious they havent read it!!!!

I just assume they dont even wanna meet if they cant invest in reading ..

Grrrrr

Yes this!

We must be messaged by some of the same guys !

I get EXACTLY the same response...

Being within 5 miles of one another I guess we do!

Love your pics by the way

Youre looking delightfully boobylicious in yours

May be a girli night in/out beckons,seeing as we as good as neighbours?

We can compare messages x

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