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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm fine with halal but burkas are so unflattering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm fine with halal but burkas are so unflattering."

It's all about accessories

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you "

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Hope your taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get burkas in different colours? Quite fancy a green one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss "

If not you'd better not turn up to any socials in the near future...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres more chance of the bnp ( a bunch of daft fanatics) running than country than sharia law ( wanted by daft fanatics) been the law of the land.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

do we have to stop ?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys...."

mouths cut off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss "

No I'm not! This is a serious matter. Thieves will have there hands chopped off. Young girls will ride there bikes to mosques in the summer month. Young men will do scrumping(the one with the most apples wins special prize) every young man will be called Mr Khan to stop confusion of forgein names............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys...."

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley


"do we have to stop ? "

no but you might get stoned for it , this has got to be a wind up , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These tongue in cheek threads often go tit-up fairly quickly, but usually very amusingly

I will be way ahead of the curve - I have the latest see-through burka pic on my profile

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

mouths cut off?"

I don't think I will go on the march then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Can you get burkas in different colours? Quite fancy a green one "

I saw a woman wearing a turquoise one once.

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By *ippax51Man
over a year ago

kippax

burkas are they the postbox look.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead"

is it the same if i pop a dress on ?

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"Hope your taking the piss "

I hope so too.

Ice nothing against other religions, race etc. But youre in england with english rules. What would happen if we go to to your country and protest for english law? Wouldnt dare

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"do we have to stop ?

no but you might get stoned for it , this has got to be a wind up , lol "

Do they approve of recreational drugs?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I do the stoning & chopping off of body bits please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss

I hope so too.

Ice nothing against other religions, race etc. But youre in england with english rules. What would happen if we go to to your country and protest for english law? Wouldnt dare"

I'm just as British as you and I want to change England to Englandstan and with your help we can do it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss

I hope so too.

Ice nothing against other religions, race etc. But youre in england with english rules. What would happen if we go to to your country and protest for english law? Wouldnt dare"

Actually we did that some time ago old chap

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley


"do we have to stop ?

no but you might get stoned for it , this has got to be a wind up , lol

Do they approve of recreational drugs?!?! "

probly,

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't like burkhas. I wish they'd stop

Putting them in my big Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so if sharia law comes in we are all getting stoned?? i do like a good smoke!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'm going into the flag making business, i'll make fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel this thread may be confusing and tangling up the lefty "right on" apologists who contribute on here somewhat as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm so good I should have stood for parliament!

They shall be no more Jeremy Kyle he will be replaced with Junaid Khan.

Songs of Praise shall be replaced with Qawalli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like burkhas. I wish they'd stop

Putting them in my big Mac "

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley


"so if sharia law comes in we are all getting stoned?? i do like a good smoke!"

apart from that means you need to cover up your amazing tits xx now that is blasphemy!!

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Hope your taking the piss

No I'm not! This is a serious matter. Thieves will have there hands chopped off. Young girls will ride there bikes to mosques in the summer month. Young men will do scrumping(the one with the most apples wins special prize) every young man will be called Mr Khan to stop confusion of forgein names............"

not banning what ever your on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss

No I'm not! This is a serious matter. Thieves will have there hands chopped off. Young girls will ride there bikes to mosques in the summer month. Young men will do scrumping(the one with the most apples wins special prize) every young man will be called Mr Khan to stop confusion of forgein names............"

I like the thought of young men scrumping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead

is it the same if i pop a dress on ?"

i dont think it is...

a number of ISIS members were caught trying to sneak out of the towns they had previously occupied wearing dresses and make up/face veils. what they had failed to do was shave their beards off

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead

is it the same if i pop a dress on ?

i dont think it is...

a number of ISIS members were caught trying to sneak out of the towns they had previously occupied wearing dresses and make up/face veils. what they had failed to do was shave their beards off

"

off to change my profile to straight.... just incase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead

is it the same if i pop a dress on ?

i dont think it is...

a number of ISIS members were caught trying to sneak out of the towns they had previously occupied wearing dresses and make up/face veils. what they had failed to do was shave their beards off

"

Reminds me of some of the tranny ' on here! Me old mukka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both totally into accepting those from other back grounds but how about our CofE beliefs in there country you would get burnt at the stake lol

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Haha mad how some idiots cannot appreciate irony.

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"I don't like burkhas. I wish they'd stop

Putting them in my big Mac "

Fantastic!!

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

How could two women talking in the street wearing burkhas recognise each other?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Burkha bukkake , will be the only porn allowed

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How could two women talking in the street wearing burkhas recognise each other?

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By the shape of their nipples. Everybody knows that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How could two women talking in the street wearing burkhas recognise each other?

"

We must have better eye sight..........

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple"

What if there aren't any..?

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Hope your taking the piss

I hope so too.

Ice nothing against other religions, race etc. But youre in england with english rules. What would happen if we go to to your country and protest for english law? Wouldnt dare

I'm just as British as you and I want to change England to Englandstan and with your help we can do it together"

Lol lol lol now that's funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple"

No if you don't like our rules maybe you should emigrate......

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Does my bum look big in a burkha

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Songs of Praise shall be replaced with Qawalli.

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Is Qawalli similar to couscous?

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple

What if there aren't any..?"

Stay indoors and dont mingle with others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm appealing to your better nature and support your brethren this will be a victory for humanity. Vote Amira working for a better future.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does my bum look big in a burkha "

Your bum looks big in anything

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Hope your taking the piss

I hope so too.

Ice nothing against other religions, race etc. But youre in england with english rules. What would happen if we go to to your country and protest for english law? Wouldnt dare"

That's been happening for centuries.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple

No if you don't like our rules maybe you should emigrate......"

Maybe if move to a sharia law area and promote english law, wonder how long id live hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple

No if you don't like our rules maybe you should emigrate......

Maybe if move to a sharia law area and promote english law, wonder how long id live hmm"

Why would I want to try when it's easier here????????? Answer on a postcard please.

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By *igDD95Man
over a year ago

Watford

this is the best thread ive seen all day ahah

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

In the summer, will we all have to wear a Bhurkini.....not sure i have the legs for that?

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Why is there so many Syria-ous people on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the summer, will we all have to wear a Bhurkini.....not sure i have the legs for that?"

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sorry, I'll get my burka and leave you all to it

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"If you dont like our laws move to a country you like the laws in, simple

No if you don't like our rules maybe you should emigrate......

Maybe if move to a sharia law area and promote english law, wonder how long id live hmm

Why would I want to try when it's easier here????????? Answer on a postcard please."

You got that right anything is easier here, our government and law is a pushover at times. I do hope it never happens tho, just going to divide england more and make areas much worse. Just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm of out now. You lot have already pinched enough of my valuable time. I will be back (as long as fab don't ban me) hasta la vista baby yehhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Does my bum look big in a burkha

Your bum looks big in anything"

It bloody does

That's true

Does it look ANY bigger in a burkha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss

If not you'd better not turn up to any socials in the near future..."

That sounds like a threat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so good I should have stood for parliament!

They shall be no more Jeremy Kyle he will be replaced with Junaid Khan.

Songs of Praise shall be replaced with Qawalli.

"

I have officially pissed myself laughing hope sharia law covers dry cleaning bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people at Kestrels must have disobeyed Sharia Law because they were getting a good flogging

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.[/quot

Ok enough is enough now! You give us London and in return we'll give you Halifax???? You take hartlepool and we'll take Manchester??? Your just like the SNP wanting to break up the UK I was hoping we could all live together as one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How could two women talking in the street wearing burkhas recognise each other?

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They scan each other's burkhodes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really don't like the tone of this thread at all.

Gonna stop reading it now.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"How could two women talking in the street wearing burkhas recognise each other?

They scan each other's burkhodes."

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.[/quot

Ok enough is enough now! You give us London and in return we'll give you Halifax???? You take hartlepool and we'll take Manchester??? Your just like the SNP wanting to break up the UK I was hoping we could all live together as one"

You can have London as long as you build a wall round the M25 and keep Dave, Ed, Nigel, Nick & Boris in charge of everything. give it 5 years and you'll be begging to come out for beers, burgers and kinky sex

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

Think again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was Sharia Law there would be no Fab Swingers. We would be put to death.

Women would not be able to have a say.

I think we will stick to being a part of a democracy for all to have a say.

All religions races and genders should live together instead of forcing things on others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think again"

Don't be like that young man. Don't be anti social.

Engage in debate. I maybe not be bothered by what you've got to say but i will surely have a but of a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously gotta go now. Stop hating and show love vote sharia law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want our law then fuck iff somewhere that you do like, oh wait unless you get arrested in turkey and sent back to the uk, that would scupper your travel plans,

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here."

Hmmmm you've convinced me to go back where I came from (birmingham) it'll cost me 500 for my airfare please greengrass. Could do with a new wardrobe and heels

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here."

Can you buy me an air fair to the Holyland!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't want our law then fuck iff somewhere that you do like, oh wait unless you get arrested in turkey and sent back to the uk, that would scupper your travel plans,

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol"

That the effect living in Erdington had on me years a go me old mukka. Getting out took my bitterness away. Must be hard living by so many lol

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"

I think we will stick to being a part of a democracy for all to have a say.

"

Now thats the funniest and most outrageous comment on the whole thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.

Can you buy me an air fair to the Holyland!?"

Yes I wanna fly Emirates to old Trafford, on the house from greengrass

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"If you don't want our law then fuck iff somewhere that you do like, oh wait unless you get arrested in turkey and sent back to the uk, that would scupper your travel plans,

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol"

This is a transvestite campaigning for sharia law and seeking the support of swingers (adulterers). You really need to look up IRONY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol"

Awful

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.

Can you buy me an air fair to the Holyland!?

Yes I wanna fly Emirates to old Trafford, on the house from greengrass"

I want a pilgrimage to Mecca. On greengrass of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we had Sharia law in this country there would be some serious suspension play going on!

A Fab member from every lamppost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope your taking the piss "

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


" this is the best thread ive seen all day ahah"
ah u sure u didnt mean ALHAH

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

Send your requests on a postcard I will start the booking process straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a thinly veiled UKIP support thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote for Putin at least we get free oil then and vodka if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

JUVENTUS!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a thinly veiled UKIP support thread?"

UKIP wear thin veils?

Fuck me it's already started

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you "

I have designed a really sexy corset-burkha combination for the Islamic swingers. Can I display it on one of your stalls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be ok,my eyes are the best part about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vote for Putin at least we get free oil then and vodka if nothing else"

Massage oil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck? "

There are a couple of deaf ladies at my work. I'll ask them & get back to you

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck? "

you can still do text speak, you'll just get less replies

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

We already have Mecca bingo buildings to have meetings in - will John Imam be speaking?

I do hope the bacon butties are halal.

Looking forwards to the new TV schedules;

Curry Nation street and/or Koran Nation Street

Homes Under the Hamas

EastBenders (for the LBGT community)

Top Ghee er

FBI Paedo Files

Think I'll vote Socialist Burkah Party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's already a swingers club for ISIS, I hear it's members only.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

and of course

Watch with Mullah for the kiddies (brides)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the UK we pride ourselves on choice, freedom of speech and human rights, for this reason, I propose a simple solution for those who want Sharia law in the UK.

Those who want it will have their rights acknowledged and be be tried and sentenced in accordance with Sharia whenever they break the law, those who want to stick to our UK system will be tried by our laws as normal.

Simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anarchy in the UK would be better. Only the strong survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anarchy in the UK would be better. Only the strong survive "

That'll advance the species

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Oh and I forgot - Dehli Tubbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck?

you can still do text speak, you'll just get less replies "

Won't be allowed a phone silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gang bhangra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck?

There are a couple of deaf ladies at my work. I'll ask them & get back to you "

I'd really love to meet a deaf man and sign that to him in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck?

There are a couple of deaf ladies at my work. I'll ask them & get back to you

I'd really love to meet a deaf man and sign that to him in public "

They did teach us a lot of rude signs ages ago but I've forgotten them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women won't be allowed to read or write,we will have to sign. What's sign language for fancy a fuck?

There are a couple of deaf ladies at my work. I'll ask them & get back to you

I'd really love to meet a deaf man and sign that to him in public

They did teach us a lot of rude signs ages ago but I've forgotten them "

I can sign I want to have sex with you.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you "

Can I invite Dave?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.[/quot

Ok enough is enough now! You give us London and in return we'll give you Halifax???? You take hartlepool and we'll take Manchester??? Your just like the SNP wanting to break up the UK I was hoping we could all live together as one"

Fuck off....... It's THREE of your Halifaxs for ONE of our Londons! and bin lids for everyone.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

The News from both near and khufar, will be followed by the glorious weather of jihad from allah. The forecast will be the same - partly sunni, mostly shi ite

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah casual racism. Such fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't want our law then fuck iff somewhere that you do like, oh wait unless you get arrested in turkey and sent back to the uk, that would scupper your travel plans,

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol

This is a transvestite campaigning for sharia law and seeking the support of swingers (adulterers). You really need to look up IRONY. "

Is this post ironic or not?

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By *exysoldier6999Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The day sharia law came into Britain would be the day I take my rifle and Private Pile myself!

I never joined the British Army to see the Christian country I fight for turn into a Middle Eastern mess!

I hope and pray that Britain would never ser come to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you "
.. Sharia law in the uk.. Please tell me your joking?!!! A tv muslim advocating sharia law.. Sounds like a comedy sketch! .. The station that aired it would most likely be blown up by jihadist for insulting islam though.

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over a year ago


"This must be a joke and a wind up, this is Great Britain not the Middle East. If you want sharia law send me a message and in return I'll send you your airfare back to the holy land because it isn't happening here.[/quot

Ok enough is enough now! You give us London and in return we'll give you Halifax???? You take hartlepool and we'll take Manchester??? Your just like the SNP wanting to break up the UK I was hoping we could all live together as one

Fuck off....... It's THREE of your Halifaxs for ONE of our Londons! and bin lids for everyone."

jesus christ, are you a masochist? Have you not seen, smelt and heard the current one?

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By *eraldthecatCouple
over a year ago

Reading

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley


"The day sharia law came into Britain would be the day I take my rifle and Private Pile myself!

I never joined the British Army to see the Christian country I fight for turn into a Middle Eastern mess!

I hope and pray that Britain would never ser come to this "

Let me correct you, you fight for a state where people from diverse range of backgrounds can express there freedoms of the land which happens to have Christian values embedded within its heritage.

Middle Eastern mess? Yes there are fanatics, but they're a product of limited social cohesion caused by ignorance from all communities in the UK. Stereotypes and labelling has fuelled the brainwashes into recruiting young people into a false religious ideology that they must follow. The best way we can combat this is to breakdown these misconceptions and interact between communities to help end this diversity.

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By *eraldthecatCouple
over a year ago

Reading


"If you don't want our law then fuck iff somewhere that you do like, oh wait unless you get arrested in turkey and sent back to the uk, that would scupper your travel plans,

What I gather from this it that gay men will be taken to a tall building and tossed off, then get stoned, I would say that's a party right there lol"

Would it be other gay men tossing them off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i watch the threads on here with interest..enjoy political banter...but no, we are unable to support sharia law here..our laws are very old here..and , luckily i live in country where those laws have been in place, and are open to change as the change in our society take place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So your actively campaigning for your local community to stone you to death? Because under sharia law that's what you'd get just for being you. Sharia law is made for extremists by extemists to be followed by all unless it doesn't suit them at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some seriously thick fuckers on here

We Should just Halal Them.. "

Should this not be in the length or girth thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be regular cartoon strips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol some people are unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.

Doesn't belong in England.

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By *exysoldier6999Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"The day sharia law came into Britain would be the day I take my rifle and Private Pile myself!

I never joined the British Army to see the Christian country I fight for turn into a Middle Eastern mess!

I hope and pray that Britain would never ser come to this

Let me correct you, you fight for a state where people from diverse range of backgrounds can express there freedoms of the land which happens to have Christian values embedded within its heritage.

Middle Eastern mess? Yes there are fanatics, but they're a product of limited social cohesion caused by ignorance from all communities in the UK. Stereotypes and labelling has fuelled the brainwashes into recruiting young people into a false religious ideology that they must follow. The best way we can combat this is to breakdown these misconceptions and interact between communities to help end this diversity."

So, your ideal solution to dealing with the fanatical is to allow them to integrate into our community, polluting the minds of more young people, name me countries that are under sharia law that are not a complete mess, that do not require aid, that aren't killing and slaughtering their own people over whimsical offences, these are definitely not the sorts of people I would like to have integrated into my community!

We are in a christian country, if you do not have a faith or religion when born in this country and do not state so you are automatically stated as C of E, which is Christian is it not, does that not show that we are primarily Christian based

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

For gay men to be punished under sharia law there needs to be penetration seen by at least 2 eye witnesses. Basically it means if you are gay, keep intimacy in your private space.

Muslim countries with a democratic state, ie Malaysia and Pakistan have large gay & trans communities.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley


"The day sharia law came into Britain would be the day I take my rifle and Private Pile myself!

I never joined the British Army to see the Christian country I fight for turn into a Middle Eastern mess!

I hope and pray that Britain would never ser come to this

Let me correct you, you fight for a state where people from diverse range of backgrounds can express there freedoms of the land which happens to have Christian values embedded within its heritage.

Middle Eastern mess? Yes there are fanatics, but they're a product of limited social cohesion caused by ignorance from all communities in the UK. Stereotypes and labelling has fuelled the brainwashes into recruiting young people into a false religious ideology that they must follow. The best way we can combat this is to breakdown these misconceptions and interact between communities to help end this diversity.

So, your ideal solution to dealing with the fanatical is to allow them to integrate into our community, polluting the minds of more young people, name me countries that are under sharia law that are not a complete mess, that do not require aid, that aren't killing and slaughtering their own people over whimsical offences, these are definitely not the sorts of people I would like to have integrated into my community!

We are in a christian country, if you do not have a faith or religion when born in this country and do not state so you are automatically stated as C of E, which is Christian is it not, does that not show that we are primarily Christian based "

Look at Germany, apart from Dresden, most of Germany is well populated with people from all corners of the globe. Tolerance has been learnt the hard way there theoigh the masacte of many innocent people 70 odd years ago. Those lessons have been embedded into the social dynamic of the population and so there is an acceptance of other faiths and ideologies into there society. No matter what race, religion, colour or social status, everyone treats everyone else as an equal which makes it a well integrated society.

Let's say you were a young Muslim teenager, with friends from all other backgrounds. If someone tried to tell you you had to harm these people or that they were nothing to you and your faith you'd happily stick 2 fingers at them. Now, the same scenario but you'd been bullied for being Muslim, and avoided by all people from other ethnicities/races/religions, you'd think, this guys got a point, and would easily accept the radicalisation. Social cohesion a is key to destroying the prey of the brainwashes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you

Can I invite Dave? "

Dave was one of the first to sign up I think it was the free packed lunch that swayed his decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All if this because I asked my fellow fabers for there support.

Come on people it'll be a good old laugh we can sing Qawalli songs on the way, I'll even let Greengrass play tamberine. If that don't rock your boat how about a detour on the way back to Margate? I'm sure we could convert Mary to became Marium and Malcolm to Moe. Together we could do this.......fight for Englandstan

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"All if this because I asked my fellow fabers for there support.

Come on people it'll be a good old laugh we can sing Qawalli songs on the way, I'll even let Greengrass play tamberine. If that don't rock your boat how about a detour on the way back to Margate? I'm sure we could convert Mary to became Marium and Malcolm to Moe. Together we could do this.......fight for Englandstan"

I think Englanistan would be a better name. Roles of the tongue so much more easily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All if this because I asked my fellow fabers for there support.

Come on people it'll be a good old laugh we can sing Qawalli songs on the way, I'll even let Greengrass play tamberine. If that don't rock your boat how about a detour on the way back to Margate? I'm sure we could convert Mary to became Marium and Malcolm to Moe. Together we could do this.......fight for Englandstan

I think Englanistan would be a better name. Roles of the tongue so much more easily."

I'll put that to head imam. You might win a prize for that! Watch this space anybody else into art we need a new logo! Sharia Law fabswingers division

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Muslim countries with a democratic state, ie Malaysia and Pakistan have large gay & trans communities.

"

Oddly, Pakistan seems very tolerant when it comes to transvetites...

During a visit (10 years ago), I'd see men dressed and made up walking around publically quite regularly.

I didn't see anyone take it up the bottom though..but I'm sure that happens too.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"...

Look at Germany, apart from Dresden, most of Germany is well populated with people from all corners of the globe.

...

"

No, it is not

Berlin has a large immigrant population which are mostly Turks

Bonn and Frankfurt have some Indians/Pakistanis, mostly left over from the days when Bonn was the capitol

A lot of people from Africa and the Far East resided in Leipzig on '10 year contracts' and had to leave on the dot when their 10 years were up

In the North, we once saw a non-European in our town and we knew he must have taken the wrong exit off the Autobahn on his way to Hamburg for a vacation

The reason why immigrants are well-tolerated in Germany is because we have few of them. The problems start when the indigenous population feels that they are being 'invaded' by foreigners in large numbers

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

This is called fab swingers i dont think your religion would be too happy if they knew you were on a swingers site!!! They'd prob stone ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why so serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is called fab swingers i dont think your religion would be too happy if they knew you were on a swingers site!!! They'd prob stone ya

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I'm sure a few on here would love thar

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

As an interesting aside on this clearly tongue in cheek thread; Sharia Law and courts already exists in this country and their decisions are legally binding under British law. The arbitration act 1996 allows almost any body to act as a dispute resolution service if both parties agree to be bound by its decision. This means, in civil matters such as marriage and divorce, or tort, if both parties agree to be bound by the rulings of a Sharia court then that ruling will be legally binding on both parties.

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

why do you feel the need to sway ppls opinions on your religion on a swingers site???! don't ye have classes for that somewhere else!!! I for one am a proud independent women and for any woman to degrade herself to walk behind a man and bow to him like he's gods gift..means there's a screw lose somewhere in they're heads!!!! And your one of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All if this because I asked my fellow fabers for there support.

Come on people it'll be a good old laugh we can sing Qawalli songs on the way, I'll even let Greengrass play tamberine. If that don't rock your boat how about a detour on the way back to Margate? I'm sure we could convert Mary to became Marium and Malcolm to Moe. Together we could do this.......fight for Englandstan"

Ok not much response! Ok then I'm gonna push the boat out! CURRIED EELS for all

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"As an interesting aside on this clearly tongue in cheek thread; Sharia Law and courts already exists in this country and their decisions are legally binding under British law. The arbitration act 1996 allows almost any body to act as a dispute resolution service if both parties agree to be bound by its decision. This means, in civil matters such as marriage and divorce, or tort, if both parties agree to be bound by the rulings of a Sharia court then that ruling will be legally binding on both parties."

It was tongue-in-cheek? Damn, there go my mi££ions in corset-burkha-combination sales

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Firstly this is a Christian country. Based on the New testament not the old testament.

The Queen is the head of the country who is C of E

The military swear alligence to the Queen first and country.

Laws of this country are not as preached in a bible or book of any other religion but set by government at the will of the population. Finally gaining Royal accent. Hence then an offence is always tried as Crown v an individual.

As the op suggest that he is British and his home is Birmingham then if this is the case then he was born into the laws of this land. Although of a different religion, influenced by parents, then by definition as British he aligns himself to the Crown for he's freedom and protection.

Should he wish to oppose the rule of the Queen by challenging British law then he could be seen as a treasonable act.

If he is not a British born person then coming to this country he came knowing and willing to accept the law of this land. If then he doesn't like it as it is then he has the freedom to leave. That is true democracy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As an interesting aside on this clearly tongue in cheek thread; Sharia Law and courts already exists in this country and their decisions are legally binding under British law. The arbitration act 1996 allows almost any body to act as a dispute resolution service if both parties agree to be bound by its decision. This means, in civil matters such as marriage and divorce, or tort, if both parties agree to be bound by the rulings of a Sharia court then that ruling will be legally binding on both parties."

This may be to complex for a lot here. May need to reword it in simple terms

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Vote for sharia law more like vote agents it don't let that law in to uk or Ireland

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstly this is a Christian country. Based on the New testament not the old testament.

The Queen is the head of the country who is C of E

The military swear alligence to the Queen first and country.

Laws of this country are not as preached in a bible or book of any other religion but set by government at the will of the population. Finally gaining Royal accent. Hence then an offence is always tried as Crown v an individual.

As the op suggest that he is British and his home is Birmingham then if this is the case then he was born into the laws of this land. Although of a different religion, influenced by parents, then by definition as British he aligns himself to the Crown for he's freedom and protection.

Should he wish to oppose the rule of the Queen by challenging British law then he could be seen as a treasonable act.

If he is not a British born person then coming to this country he came knowing and willing to accept the law of this land. If then he doesn't like it as it is then he has the freedom to leave. That is true democracy "

Oi cheeky mare! I'm a she not a he! That's discrimination. LGBT rights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vote for sharia law more like vote agents it don't let that law in to uk or Ireland "

What kind of agents? Secret agents...... hmmmmm I like your thinking

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By *er himWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Firstly this is a Christian country. Based on the New testament not the old testament.

The Queen is the head of the country who is C of E

The military swear alligence to the Queen first and country.

Laws of this country are not as preached in a bible or book of any other religion but set by government at the will of the population. Finally gaining Royal accent. Hence then an offence is always tried as Crown v an individual.

As the op suggest that he is British and his home is Birmingham then if this is the case then he was born into the laws of this land. Although of a different religion, influenced by parents, then by definition as British he aligns himself to the Crown for he's freedom and protection.

Should he wish to oppose the rule of the Queen by challenging British law then he could be seen as a treasonable act.

If he is not a British born person then coming to this country he came knowing and willing to accept the law of this land. If then he doesn't like it as it is then he has the freedom to leave. That is true democracy

Oi cheeky mare! I'm a she not a he! That's discrimination. LGBT rights"

Didn't know you have had an op for gender reasignment. Legally you can only be male or female. Have you changed your birth status legally to female following gender reassignment surgery. In which case should you be on fab as woman not tv/ts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway time for my beauty sleep, a girl needs at least 6 hours sleep but a princess needs 12 hours so I will see you all tomorrow at 1:30 mwah mwah mwah no need to applaud me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstly this is a Christian country. Based on the New testament not the old testament.

The Queen is the head of the country who is C of E

The military swear alligence to the Queen first and country.

Laws of this country are not as preached in a bible or book of any other religion but set by government at the will of the population. Finally gaining Royal accent. Hence then an offence is always tried as Crown v an individual.

As the op suggest that he is British and his home is Birmingham then if this is the case then he was born into the laws of this land. Although of a different religion, influenced by parents, then by definition as British he aligns himself to the Crown for he's freedom and protection.

Should he wish to oppose the rule of the Queen by challenging British law then he could be seen as a treasonable act.

If he is not a British born person then coming to this country he came knowing and willing to accept the law of this land. If then he doesn't like it as it is then he has the freedom to leave. That is true democracy

Oi cheeky mare! I'm a she not a he! That's discrimination. LGBT rights

Didn't know you have had an op for gender reasignment. Legally you can only be male or female. Have you changed your birth status legally to female following gender reassignment surgery. In which case should you be on fab as woman not tv/ts"

I'll take you to a British court if you carry on. Apparently they always side with the immigrants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nighty night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she comes from Erdington well that just says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what does Sharia Law mean for us cock sucking guys....

ur gonna be taken to the highest building they can find and thrown off it

then if ur still alive they`ll throw rocks at you until ur dead"

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


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We are in a christian country, if you do not have a faith or religion when born in this country and do not state so you are automatically stated as C of E, which is Christian is it not, does that not show that we are primarily Christian based "

Nobody has either faith or religion when they're born, due to the lack of being able to think past eating, breathing, shitting and crying for the first year or so. Stating a preference is a bit tricky too when you can't talk- so you're basically saying that Chrisitanity is a sort of dictatorship that assumes you're a member unless you're indoctrinated into one of the other gangs at birth, by your parents, without choice?

Yet another reason i'm glad i chose Atheism as soon as i realised what utter pap religion was (about 7 IIRC, didn't go down too well at school when i refused to join in with the god bothering in assembly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


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We are in a christian country, if you do not have a faith or religion when born in this country and do not state so you are automatically stated as C of E, which is Christian is it not, does that not show that we are primarily Christian based

Nobody has either faith or religion when they're born, due to the lack of being able to think past eating, breathing, shitting and crying for the first year or so. Stating a preference is a bit tricky too when you can't talk- so you're basically saying that Chrisitanity is a sort of dictatorship that assumes you're a member unless you're indoctrinated into one of the other gangs at birth, by your parents, without choice?

Yet another reason i'm glad i chose Atheism as soon as i realised what utter pap religion was (about 7 IIRC, didn't go down too well at school when i refused to join in with the god bothering in assembly)"

You know what, this is a tongue in cheek joke thread. Surely we can just accept it as that without out turning into yet another thread of pointless point scoring between the atheists and theists on this site.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"As an interesting aside on this clearly tongue in cheek thread; Sharia Law and courts already exists in this country and their decisions are legally binding under British law. The arbitration act 1996 allows almost any body to act as a dispute resolution service if both parties agree to be bound by its decision. This means, in civil matters such as marriage and divorce, or tort, if both parties agree to be bound by the rulings of a Sharia court then that ruling will be legally binding on both parties.

It was tongue-in-cheek? Damn, there go my mi££ions in corset-burkha-combination sales "

I'm sure I could come up with something else in cheek which, whilst not completely compensating your loss, might make you feel a little better for a while.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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They shall be no more Jeremy Kyle he will be replaced with Junaid Khan.

Songs of Praise shall be replaced with Qawalli.

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no more jeremy kyle... that's me sold...

i am so looking forward to builders wolf-whistling women as they walk down the street and shouting

"cor darling... show us your ankles!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly this is a Christian country. Based on the New testament not the old testament."

Wrong. Christianity is based on old and new testaments. Go to church for further details. They probably have pamphlets.

"Laws of this country are not as preached in a bible or book of any other religion but set by government at the will of the population."

So why claim we are a Christian country when our lives (and laws) are not run along its tenets?

"Should he wish to oppose the rule of the Queen by challenging British law then he could be seen as a treasonable act."

But wouldn't be seen to be treason. Or else a large part of the population are for the high jump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I be able to open a shoe shop, with a green domed roof, or will that just confuse people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burkha bukkake , will be the only porn allowed "

But "It Burns it Burns" when you get it in your eye which is inevitably what happens

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over a year ago


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you "

Ladies dressed up like fake ninja's isn't very arousing in my opinion.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"As a strong activist campaigning for Sharia Law in the UK I'm sure I will have the full support of my Fab buddies. I am currently in the process of setting up a March. Maybe for the 18th August. Please let me know those of you who wish to attend! Also packed lunch will be provided (Halal of course) and maybe we could all change our profile pics on the 18th maybe a pic with a burka would be suitible. Thank you

Ladies dressed up like fake ninja's isn't very arousing in my opinion. "

I quite like a lady dressed all un black, especially if it's skin tight. Extra bonus points if it's leather.

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