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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a super one today.I opened my lunch box and instead of finding a tub of mackerel pate I found a tub of Caesar dog food.It made my colleagues day.Well judging by the smell of urine it did!;).Tell me your daft tales!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

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By *gNeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll."

You're going through the menopause...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...? "

Yes dude. Totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...?

Yes dude. Totally. "

It's called the "manopause" My O/H came out of the kitchen holding a bottle of milk the other day - then went back, got his cup of tea out of the fridge and put the milk back

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...?

Yes dude. Totally.

It's called the "manopause" My O/H came out of the kitchen holding a bottle of milk the other day - then went back, got his cup of tea out of the fridge and put the milk back "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...? "

Yes you guys can go through a version of it as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...?

Yes you guys can go through a version of it as well!"

....

Eh?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...?

Yes you guys can go through a version of it as well!"

The vision of it was too much for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of Menopause:

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Menopause, also known as climacteric, is the time in a woman's life when her menstrual periods stop and she is no longer able to have children.[1][2] It is said to have occurred when a woman has not had a period for a year.[3] This typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age.[1] Menopause occurs in all women.[3]

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Can't see how men could have it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got in from work late last night....kettle on for tea.. can of soup..pan, cup, teabag...opened can, placed teabag in cup, kettle boils...picked up soup can and poured the lot into the cup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition of Menopause:

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Menopause, also known as climacteric, is the time in a woman's life when her menstrual periods stop and she is no longer able to have children.[1][2] It is said to have occurred when a woman has not had a period for a year.[3] This typically occurs between 45 and 55 years of age.[1] Menopause occurs in all women.[3]

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Can't see how men could have it... "

Maybe not but we don't half suffer from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant see how men can have one! got no menos to pause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to the shop today and Bought a whole load of shit EXCEPT the ONE thing I left went in there for.

Kitchen Roll.

You're going through the menopause...? "

lolololol

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