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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

At last I've watched the film after all this time and can now make up my own mind

Omg

Very poorly made and the acting .....well

Better people for the parts might have been a good start

Best bits where the music

Enuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried not to watch it but curiosity got the better of me.

I knew it was most likely going to be bad but my god ...2 hours of my life I will never get back !

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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

I read the books but been wanting to watch the film to compare

No way was I going to the cinema

I'm just so dissapointed in it all

What a build up for sweet fa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read the books but been wanting to watch the film to compare

No way was I going to the cinema

I'm just so dissapointed in it all

What a build up for sweet fa"

I agree all that build up I was expecting to pick up a new trick or two. Apart from the belt, i have done it all before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea why they ever thought they could translate it well to cinema given its Context some books should stay books .

Plus that Mr G they cast was way too soft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's at no. 4 or 5 on the richest authors list. Worth a SHIT load of money. Laughing all the way to the bank.

Bloody good for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought they where doing it in multiple things,

Maybe the action is yet to come

Disclaimer, I have not read or seen it, its female porn not male, but I do have a very invested interest in hoping she likes then films as much as she did the books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to films, the book is always better than the film

If the book is total shite the film can't be anything but shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to films, the book is always better than the film

If the book is total shite the film can't be anything but shite"

Totally agree and the books were two and half books too long and so badly written my 12yr old niece could have written better

As for the film, no intention of wasting anymore of my time or line her pockets anymore than they already are

Incidently Charlie Hunnam of Sons of Anarchay was originally cast as Grey and would probably have been a better choice however he wisely pulled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt even read the books, yawn!!!

I read a lot of erotic fiction.

that series i wouldnt waste my time on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

major letdown

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Absolute total bloody letdown but then again how the hell could they translate the book into soft porn!

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

film was let down books always better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea why they ever thought they could translate it well to cinema given its Context some books should stay books .

Plus that Mr G they cast was way too soft!"

Limp lol

Ps not a typo, treading on Gimps patch.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

t read the first book at my suggestion, I read a few paragraphs and couldn't continue, it was so bad. She persisted but also thought it was shite.

So it's no surprise the film is even more shite - you can't polish a turd.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Read all 3 books (I know, I know...a bit masochistic of me). Watched the film, and decided drinking molten lead would be more fun. Seriously, how could anyone think that this tat would make a box office winner. Yet as some have pointed out, the author is laughing all the way to the bank. Go figure!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont understand people saying it was a let down....were they expecting a full on porno showing at the local multiplex??

its a film with made up characters and a made up plot line about a scene that the author knows little about and actually started off life as twilight fan fiction. it titillated the masses and bored the more knowing among us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched that fifty shades of shit, not read the books cos I'm not into lady porn but thought I'd kill a few hours and see what every women far and wide across the world were flicking themselves stupid for

I thought it was a load of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Incidently Charlie Hunnam of Sons of Anarchay was originally cast as Grey and would probably have been a better choice however he wisely pulled out "

Charlie Hunnam off Queer as Folk, bless!

The books were utter drivel, why they'd make a good film is beyond me. I've ready saucier crisp packets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last I've watched the film after all this time and can now make up my own mind

Omg

Very poorly made and the acting .....well

Better people for the parts might have been a good start

Best bits where the music

Enuff said

"

Wholeheartely Agree, was like watching paint dry, All that bloody hype about nothing, as you say, Music score was good tho

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"At last I've watched the film after all this time and can now make up my own mind

Omg

Very poorly made and the acting .....well

Better people for the parts might have been a good start

Best bits where the music

Enuff said

"

The soundtrack is brilliant. Ive watched a porno version but not the official film

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