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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

(It's in the Metro so must be true!)

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

i just turned on my Facebook and it's on there to ...so it must be true if its published on both lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to wipe my arse (or anyone else's for that matter) with my facial hair!

Perhaps 'hipsters' just talk shit all day long?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's Just a load of crap.. let's face it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been called shit for brains before, but no mention has been made of this

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I try not to wipe my arse (or anyone else's for that matter) with my facial hair!

Perhaps 'hipsters' just talk shit all day long?"

Haha

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I got totally shit faced last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thankfully anyone I've kissed that has a beard keeps theres clean

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Lucky me I have a guy with a beard and no boundaries so it's win / win for me

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "

Were the doing these studies on men who don't wash there beards or something. I mean if you have a beard surly you'd wash/shampoo it as much or at the same time you wash your hair or are in the shower etc.

Daily washing, basic hygiene ain't hard.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Old news. I've been smearing shit in mine for years to keep it moisturised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old news. I've been smearing shit in mine for years to keep it moisturised..."

I'm a Dapper Dan man...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.

A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a dunny discount for only having a neat goatee ??

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room.

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room. "

Never thought of this, glad I at least rinse my toothbrush before I use it lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.

A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.

Yuk "

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?

I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels

so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?

I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard?"

True! My OH showers twice a day and scrubs his beard which is more than my head hair gets

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.

A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.

Yuk "

Was the bug a fly? You know what they say flies are attracted to.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

which fits in nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it cos when men are thinking they scratch their arses then scratch their beards?

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife


"I try not to wipe my arse (or anyone else's for that matter) with my facial hair!

Perhaps 'hipsters' just talk shit all day long?"

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife


"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels

so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "

Is that what s**thead means?

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels

so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"

Unless the term "Shit head" applies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?

I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard?"

Was just thinking this....my hair doesn't get washed every day, it probably has all kind of shit in it

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels

so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"

Not everyone wipes their arse as well as they should and (it has to be said) some ladies forget the 'wipe front to back' advice their mother gave them.

Get your lips on a pussy and ask yourself where your chin/ beard is.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.

A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.

Yuk "

This has made me shudder

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston


"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "

This is the reason I always get my razor out before a meet and go for the clean shaved look!!!! Hahaha!

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts


"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels

so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair

Not everyone wipes their arse as well as they should and (it has to be said) some ladies forget the 'wipe front to back' advice their mother gave them.

Get your lips on a pussy and ask yourself where your chin/ beard is.

"

by this logic men with beards must get and eat more pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me a second while I just go and throw up in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room. "

Put the seat down before ya flush.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.

A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.

Yuk "

Was he from the Green party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room.

Put the seat down before ya flush."

I used to live with a girl who was obsessed with poo particles and she got me in the habit of doing this

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