FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing moment

By *uietlyBohemian OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Today's embarrassing moment...

Was in a first aid course this morning (refresher having not done one for 20 years...) and the instructor asked if anyone knew what the 3 P's were.

Blurted out loud "piss poo and pain" before I remembered the context...

The set of shocked looks I got were priceless!

Nobody laughed so I guess none of the other attendees were swingers

Apparently the right answer is "Preserve, Prevent, Promote". Well, you learn something new every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CPR

Hehehe

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Ha ha ,bet that went down well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would only happen to you

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

nr Letterkenny

well that gave me the best laugh of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's embarrassing moment...

Was in a first aid course this morning (refresher having not done one for 20 years...) and the instructor asked if anyone knew what the 3 P's were.

Blurted out loud "piss poo and pain" before I remembered the context...

The set of shocked looks I got were priceless!

Nobody laughed so I guess none of the other attendees were swingers

Apparently the right answer is "Preserve, Prevent, Promote". Well, you learn something new every day! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry made me laugh - if id been there i would probably just agreed with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually i had better remember that - im starting a new job in a couple of weeks and we will have training and this is probably one of the things we will cover - hope i dont just laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must have been mortified!

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hilarious but my refresher is coming up must forget that before then.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

On one of my training courses was asked what are cd s I said cross dressers boss could have killed me theniI calmly said ccontrolled drugs the instructor couldent stop laughing

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job there's no abbreviation for DVP in a first aid course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just spot out my hot chocolate pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spat even

Ooopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality when we both did outs few months ago I him managed not to blurt it out but started giggling all the same lol

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

Funniest thing I've read in the forum in ages

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Funniest thing I've read in the forum in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious !!! I bet a few of them knew but didn't let on they did !!

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By *uietlyBohemian OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A bit later in the session there was a question on how you can tell the difference between an arterial and a venous bleed.

One lady helpfully called out "one spurts, the other just sort of gushes".

I had to bite on my pen to stop from bursting out at that one

I think I might have a slightly dirty mind

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I bet every one doing a refresher soon, will have a smile on thier face when it comes to that bit of the course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i keep thinking about this and chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How funny

Mine was to turn up at A&E with a fully closed 'Paul Smith denim zip' hanging off my cock.

The student nurses loved it.

That's how I became to be circumcised.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooooops.. made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job there's no abbreviation for DVP in a first aid course

Its dvt not dvp ha

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I announced something about the man standing by the cock at a work do on Friday night...... Meant clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job there's no abbreviation for DVP in a first aid course

Its dvt not dvp ha

Someone wrote 2dp in my diary a few weeks ago. It took me ages to realise they meant 2 decimal places for a piece of equipment that was needed!

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By *rincess2015Couple
over a year ago

Salisbury

I went to a training seminar at work entitled "snowballing"....apparently it's about adding small pieces of information to a brainstorming type session about new areas of knowledge. Not what I was thinking about at all!

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