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If your cock could talk

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

what would it be saying right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you strangling me...???

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

if we could put our heads together we,d just stay home forever

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Why you strangling me...??? "

It polite then? Not a potty mouth cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you strangling me...???

It polite then? Not a potty mouth cock? "

He has been brought up not dragged up...Well not often..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are we playing 'Tunnel of Love' again?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Why you strangling me...???

It polite then? Not a potty mouth cock?

He has been brought up not dragged up...Well not often.. "

Polite with all that choking! Did you put it through public school?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"what would it be saying right now? "

I told you to get rechargeable batteries but you just wouldnt listen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you strangling me...???

It polite then? Not a potty mouth cock?

He has been brought up not dragged up...Well not often..

Polite with all that choking! Did you put it through public school?"

Pubic School...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets hope you never get a claustraphobic dick who hates all things damp and dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh to feel the velvet soft touch of your fingers running up and down my shaft, to feel the softy silkiness of your tongue teasingly tickling, the gentle resistance of your lips, oh to be in your warm embrace ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about you lot but my cock CAN talk, he uses telepathy, he chooses my lifestyle, costs me loads of money, has been known to get me into trouble, pops up and interrupts proceedings at the strangest times but knows how to put a smile on my face

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I don't know about you lot but my cock CAN talk, he uses telepathy, he chooses my lifestyle, costs me loads of money, has been known to get me into trouble, pops up and interrupts proceedings at the strangest times but knows how to put a smile on my face "

Yur cock is a WOMAN?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about you lot but my cock CAN talk, he uses telepathy, he chooses my lifestyle, costs me loads of money, has been known to get me into trouble, pops up and interrupts proceedings at the strangest times but knows how to put a smile on my face

Yur cock is a WOMAN?"

course it is. that's what men mean when they sam "I'm in touch with my feminine side".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When are we playing 'Tunnel of Love' again?"

ROTFL!

What about "Oh no - not the muddy track again"

Or

"Cover me up I'm going in!"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I don't know about you lot but my cock CAN talk, he uses telepathy, he chooses my lifestyle, costs me loads of money, has been known to get me into trouble, pops up and interrupts proceedings at the strangest times but knows how to put a smile on my face

Yur cock is a WOMAN?

course it is. that's what men mean when they sam "I'm in touch with my feminine side". "

Or 'Im touching my feminine side'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about you lot but my cock CAN talk, he uses telepathy, he chooses my lifestyle, costs me loads of money, has been known to get me into trouble, pops up and interrupts proceedings at the strangest times but knows how to put a smile on my face

Yur cock is a WOMAN?"

I've never thought of it that way, he certainly seems to get on with women, they enjoy kissing and hugging him and he doesn't have any male friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

indeed, also soft and sensitive whilst also having the ability to be firm and consistent - female qualities without a doubt

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