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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had a long tiring day, my friend opened a bottle of McGuigan's red wine which I have a weakness for. So I am having one cheeky glass as a treat.

What are you having or what do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sweet white wine would be nice right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of dry white wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've opened a btl of wine to have with the M&S meal deal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a bottle of montepulciano breathing at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a couple of little drinks tonight, so I'm making them nice ones: a nice port then cognac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a long tiring day, my friend opened a bottle of McGuigan's red wine which I have a weakness for. So I am having one cheeky glass as a treat.

What are you having or what do you fancy?

I've just had Absolute Raspberry Vodka & Lemonade with frozen Raspberries as ice cubes - yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turbo shandy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already on the vino so better not mix my drinks!

A large Sauvignon Blanc if you please lovely lady x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'll have a large pint of John Smiths Smooth... and a double brandy and for Anita (no ice

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What time is the band on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have my usual please... Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice if cucumber..

Thank you kindly

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'd love a pernod and chilled orange juice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness please, it's been one of those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No booze for me tonight, I'm on the lime and sparkling water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sweet white wine would be nice right now "

I'll send one over for you Kelly in one of those glasses that holds half a bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of dry white wine please

Just the one bottle ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sweet white wine would be nice right now

I'll send one over for you Kelly in one of those glasses that holds half a bottle.

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ohhh that's sounds like a plan. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've opened a btl of wine to have with the M&S meal deal x"

Can't beat a meal deal. I can't eat sweets, but when I could - Percy Pigs and Colin Caterpillars from there, were high up the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mood I'm in, I could indulge in 5 1L bottles of my favourite brandy and drink myself to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of dry white wine please

Just the one bottle ????

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it is early there is a big fight later darling one must pace oneself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've a bottle of montepulciano breathing at the moment

I've tried some good Italian reds, but not that one. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mood I'm in, I could indulge in 5 1L bottles of my favourite brandy and drink myself to death

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pop over iv'e a bottle of jd u can down and i will listen till you shut up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 pts real ale, 2 Becks, 7 lagers but not Fosters and a Vodka with ice. ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a couple of little drinks tonight, so I'm making them nice ones: a nice port then cognac. "

A cognac after a good meal always finishes it off well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a long tiring day, my friend opened a bottle of McGuigan's red wine which I have a weakness for. So I am having one cheeky glass as a treat.

What are you having or what do you fancy?

I've just had Absolute Raspberry Vodka & Lemonade with frozen Raspberries as ice cubes - yum

Now that sounds bloody lovely !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"turbo shandy please

Wasn't Turbo a snail? Are you auditioning for I'm a Celeb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm already on the vino so better not mix my drinks!

A large Sauvignon Blanc if you please lovely lady x"

On it's way, but warning I really do have massive wine glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a large pint of John Smiths Smooth... and a double brandy and for Anita (no ice

)...

What time is the band on?"

I have a couple of friends in bands, though I think they are hungover today as Gloucester or Glawster won the rugby last night. I'll put a call out, see if they have surfaced yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 shots of Jagermeister in a Mars milk please. I call it the chocolate rain

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Long voddy and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have my usual please... Hendricks, tonic, ice and a slice if cucumber..

Thank you kindly

One of my favourite drinks too. Coming up.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I could do with Jack Daniels or Bacardi...straight...no ice either...in a very, very shitty mood right now...sticking to a smoke though cos I can't be arsed with a hangover and being sick...gonna smoke myself silly and forget about fucking bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a pernod and chilled orange juice please.

I can't smell it whilst serving it, as pernod and black made me very ill once. But coming straight up !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gin and tonic please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mood I'm in, I could indulge in 5 1L bottles of my favourite brandy and drink myself to death

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When I saw the new price of courvosier, Napoleon brandy in the co-op last christmas that knocked that on the head Unless they charge reduced price,s £25 a Bottle..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Still waiting for ma pint from last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno

noooo way!wot wud my act be??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already on the vino so better not mix my drinks!

A large Sauvignon Blanc if you please lovely lady x

On it's way, but warning I really do have massive wine glasses.

The bigger the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rioja reserve here most delicious hurrah for Saturday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rioja reserve here most delicious hurrah for Saturday evening

Can I just say it's great to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with Jack Daniels or Bacardi...straight...no ice either...in a very, very shitty mood right now...sticking to a smoke though cos I can't be arsed with a hangover and being sick...gonna smoke myself silly and forget about fucking bullshit"
fancy comin to Leeds? I'd love to help you unwind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few bottles of Chimay Blue and a bottle of Brugal Anejo rum to down watching the football and boxing tonight, taking a redundancy package next week so i thought i'd treat myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large brandy if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rioja reserve here most delicious hurrah for Saturday evening

Can I just say it's great to see you

Xx"

Hello you its jolly good to be back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's going to have to be a mojito please

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Do you have any lemonade please Iona? I am feeling thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, made my own mojito. Just can't get the staff these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having anice chilled evening after an all night meet last might, lets just say i need to recover as a certain part of my body is really sore, more lube next time me thinks lol

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'll have a vodka & .... Oh, no. I've already gotta vodka & .....

So I'll have another!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put the kettle on, nice cuppa on the way.

Big mug, so water in first, stir, add honey, remove tea bag, pour in milk, stir and savour.

And relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

sparkling mineral water or an earl grey here please.

Yes, saturday night, child free. I know how to rock and roll

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Couple of cheeky brandy's

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By *uniperjuiceMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

A nice cuppa would suit me well too, as I have a cold and headache. Normally a bottle of Speckled Hen or similar would suit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, made my own mojito. Just can't get the staff these days

I know, I know, I got side tracked looking at dresses! Mojito coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cuppa would suit me well too, as I have a cold and headache. Normally a bottle of Speckled Hen or similar would suit."

Bishops Finger do you? With a lemsip for afters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any lemonade please Iona? I am feeling thirsty

I have some 7up me thinks somewhere, tall glass coming up with ice cubes and a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, made my own mojito. Just can't get the staff these days

I know, I know, I got side tracked looking at dresses! Mojito coming up!

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Oh good just finished the one I made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a few bottles of Chimay Blue and a bottle of Brugal Anejo rum to down watching the football and boxing tonight, taking a redundancy package next week so i thought i'd treat myself"

Sounds like a good plan. Good luck in finding another job, if you haven't already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guinness please, it's been one of those days"

I do love a Guinness now and again. Hopefully , you are feeling more chilled now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No booze for me tonight, I'm on the lime and sparkling water

That's my usual drink - lime and soda. When I am out, it makes it a cheap night out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue after shock with cola & ice & slice of lemon please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

3 pts real ale, 2 Becks, 7 lagers but not Fosters and a Vodka with ice. ta.

Is that all ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know what - im home alone and not working tomorrow so i might just go and pour a large jd and - i dont drink often but sod it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 shots of Jagermeister in a Mars milk please. I call it the chocolate rain

Blimey, that'll make you hit the ground walking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long voddy and tonic please

I found a forgotten unopened bottle of vodka the other day, so goT plenty of that to share. I've never tried vodka and tonic, only gin. I used to always have vodka and diet , or with lemon and lime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A round of sambucas for all that what's one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

With ice and a slice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day. Sometimes it's just one of those days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The mood I'm in, I could indulge in 5 1L bottles of my favourite brandy and drink myself to death

That doesn't sound good. Least it's a long weekend. I'll pour you a glass of brandy -I keep it for medicinal purposes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still waiting for ma pint from last week

What's it a pint of though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to the booze and found some kirsch liquer - save the jd - this is lush

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went out specially to get orange juice for a vodka sunrise then forgot about it

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

fancy comin to Leeds? I'd love to help you unwind?

Driving under the influence and meeting you? Absolutely, I'm in the perfect mood for making mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of pink milk aka nesquick milkshake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That's it, I'm off to another bar. I'm wasting valuable drinking time waiting to get served here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mango sours pleaaase with a splash of lemonade and lime. Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seeing as how im not drinking my jd - you can have some -

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day. Sometimes it's just one of those days!"

Doubt it but one lives in hope...definitely one of those days.,.the optimism is oozing out my ears right now, in steam form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm having a Che's Revolution now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Right I'm having a Che's Revolution now

Knock us up one of ya cocktails please Doc, I'm parched here

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

seeing as how im not drinking my jd - you can have some -

That's very kind of you, ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of water..im a cheap date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I'm having a Che's Revolution now

Have you been watching Cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

Is there a bush there though Shag to get milked behind?

I think Doc is sorting out the cocktails, he seems to be on a roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I'm having a Che's Revolution now

Have you been watching Cocktail? "

nope Saturday night is cocktail night and having bought a new bottle of Bacardi and some mint leaves to make mojitos, the cocktails have those as ingredients. Although the CR is a very different cockrail to a mojito as it also contains pineapple and maple syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

So did I but they left before I had the chance to meet her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blue after shock with cola & ice & slice of lemon please!

Coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

I'll make you a SOTB but I'm not shagging you sur la plage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mango sours pleaaase with a splash of lemonade and lime. Yummy!"

That sounds good. Coming straight up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's it, I'm off to another bar. I'm wasting valuable drinking time waiting to get served here

I've got the pint glass ready, but you didn't share what your poison was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of water..im a cheap date

If it's tap water, you are! We need more like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walks in all dressed up and make up done... mines a wine.

whos buying??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of pink milk aka nesquick milkshake

With a straw? yum.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Just in from work... I would love a large vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out in Southampton. Numerous vodka, jd and Jagerbombs. Fucking needed this so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

Is there a bush there though Shag to get milked behind?

I think Doc is sorting out the cocktails, he seems to be on a roll.

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Yes I think so or some long grass at the sea to hide in to be milked, yes doc can sort the cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

So did I but they left before I had the chance to meet her

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lol that's a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer please Boss I'm parched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right cocktails are served. I've now moved onto an Italian Surfer with a Russian attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

I'll make you a SOTB but I'm not shagging you sur la plage

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Yes thanks with some ice in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

I'll make you a SOTB but I'm not shagging you sur la plage

Yes thanks with some ice in

Crushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"walks in all dressed up and make up done... mines a wine.

whos buying??

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nice avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a sex on the beach please lol

I'll make you a SOTB but I'm not shagging you sur la plage

Yes thanks with some ice in

Crushed

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Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've finished off my night with a Cherry Martini...I can recommend them all

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not long got in, someone make me a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my bill please I'm off to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long got in, someone make me a coffee please

How do you like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have my bill please I'm off to bed!"
on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have my bill please I'm off to bed! on the house

You're a Gentleman and Scholar. Best bar in town!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Not long got in, someone make me a coffee please

How do you like it?

White, 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long got in, someone make me a coffee please

How do you like it?

White, 2 sugars please

There you go, enjoy! And put your feet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have my bill please I'm off to bed! on the house

You're a Gentleman and Scholar. Best bar in town!"

Maybe one day

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Not long got in, someone make me a coffee please

How do you like it?

White, 2 sugars please

There you go, enjoy! And put your feet up

Thankyou, I think I will take this to bed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok then, I'm turning teetotal being as nobody wants to get me a drink

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By *tacey_CD1TV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

My dad's dry white wine homebrew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy my fav right now its sweet and best served at body temp

Slowly open it up and whoosh the missus has just pissed in your mouth hehe

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