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My Doberman ain't a used condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just acquired a pet Doberman called Sheridan but after a heated sexual night in which a whole 3 pack of flavoured variety condoms was used. In the aftermath of the mighty feast I could only find two of the mighty warriors that protected me in battle. Alas the allusive banana flavour (least fave to my partner) remains AWOL.

Sheridan did enter the room regularly throughout the sweaty session (to undoubtably ensure his new master was smashing like a kingly Baron) now he seems to constantly appear to be clearing his throat. Do dogs eat condoms? Or am I just worrying for no reason and pray the relatives don't find it ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Yes, dogs do eat condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll probably find it in the garden later!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Dogs eat almost anything

And they do like salt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves having to bag it next time you take him for a walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hate to have to explain this to the vet. So I hope you do find it in the garden lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's doing a lot of coughing it may be stuck I'd keep an eye on that

My dog used to raid the bathroom bin for used tampons

Dogs are lovable but vile creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him "

Good job she didn't fart.

It might have inflated!!

And OP - I'd seriously recommend keeping your dog out of the bedroom during sex. You may find it's not your 'meet' licking your nutsack!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him

Good job she didn't fart.

It might have inflated!!

A"

Never thought of that! I'd have been pretty impressed tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep an eye on your dog as the condom could easily inflate when your dog is coughing and get stuck in the lower intestines and cause it a great deal off pain in the process . Keep and eye to see if it is eating food and passing out as again if not could easily be another sign that the dog has swallowed it . But hope all is ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's all cool dog shat it out yesterday looked like a fucked up snake skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all cool dog shat it out yesterday looked like a fucked up snake skin"

Sounds similar to some cock pics on profiles

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"I've just acquired a pet Doberman called Sheridan but after a heated sexual night in which a whole 3 pack of flavoured variety condoms was used. In the aftermath of the mighty feast I could only find two of the mighty warriors that protected me in battle. Alas the allusive banana flavour (least fave to my partner) remains AWOL.

Sheridan did enter the room regularly throughout the sweaty session (to undoubtably ensure his new master was smashing like a kingly Baron) now he seems to constantly appear to be clearing his throat. Do dogs eat condoms? Or am I just worrying for no reason and pray the relatives don't find it ?"

Sorry but I really have to ask - why is your dog allowed into your bedroom when you are having sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because he's making sure his master is safe and riding his partner like a pit pony on speed.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Because he's making sure his master is safe and riding his partner like a pit pony on speed."

I do hope you advise future meets that scenario happens! ...oh no you may have already done so.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Some say..... this was how the stig was conceived

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Some say..... this was how the stig was conceived "

I don't believe that for a moment

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A mates dog chocked on a plastic bag.

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