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An (amended) open letter to 5hortie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear _hortie.

I am sending you this letter to inform you of how your popping candy and cock experiments went down this morning. As you know, you gave Christos the amazing idea of including popping candy with blowjobs. As you also know I bought sherbet the other day (I fail, I know) but yesterday we made it to the shop and got some Vimto super sour poppin' candy grains (other popping candy brands are available).

I woke up this morning full of horn and vivaciousness. Ready to take on the day, and experiment with sweets. I like sweets.

So I put some in my mouth and start going down on him and whilst the taste of Vimto sour grape popping candy leaves a lot to be desired, it was okay. I'm a bit scared of this 'exploding' candy as it catches me off guard when it goes off in my mouth (that's what she said )

Little effect was noted, so he decided to pour some on me, and on my clit. After feeling the crackling, and getting used to the sensations, I admit, it was okay. Then he rubbed his cock up and down, and penetrated me with popping candy on the end of his knob.

OW. Literally OW.

I told him to bugger off, but the damage had been done. The popping rocks are inside me. I wipe what I can off with a wipe, and then make my way to the loo.

I have a wee, and lo and behold... the bowl starts popping and fizzing too. It's like rice crispies down there.

So, this is a lesson to all. Popping candy and vaginas are not to mix!!!

Next week: what happens when I stick a frozen/battered mars bar up my bum.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

DO NOT USE A FRESHLY COOKED BATTERED MARS BAR!!!

If you thought the popping candy made your eyes water the volcanic heat of a deep fried marsbar up the jacksy...

(Will admit to sniggering at your description of fizzing wee )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DO NOT USE A FRESHLY COOKED BATTERED MARS BAR!!!

If you thought the popping candy made your eyes water the volcanic heat of a deep fried marsbar up the jacksy...

(Will admit to sniggering at your description of fizzing wee )"

It was a joke from the first letter I did which disappeared - someone in the comments suggested that next week I try that

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye! Your thread is back my little fizzpiss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review "

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! .

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'm crying with laughter over here

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps you could become our chief experimenter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . "

Are you changing your fab name to fizzpiss now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What happened to the first thread?

Half my 'dog walking coffee' ended up on my phone screen this morning!

A

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

We tried this ages ago on a meet and a little bit went inside the mans little wee hole

It was sooooooooo funny for me but he was very tender trying to wee for a while afterwards

After I saw his discomfort I decided against trying it near me

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Also tried dipping his will in sherbet like a sherbet dibdab which was a bit more successful but I still declined when he wanted to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye! Your thread is back my little fizzpiss! "

@ fizzpiss

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What happened to the first thread?

Half my 'dog walking coffee' ended up on my phone screen this morning!

A"

Did it fizz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dedication to scientific experimentation is admirable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! .

Are you changing your fab name to fizzpiss now "
can you do that if you're not site supporter? I promise if I ever go for silver I will change my name. for one week only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Perhaps you could become our chief experimenter? "

Awwww can we?!

Not you though Tina....you can't contribute to ideas...it'd invariably involve a hedgehog some lube and six ounces of TNT or something....no......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to the first thread?

Half my 'dog walking coffee' ended up on my phone screen this morning!

A

Did it fizz? "

This is the new and improved thread, the open letter 2.0 if you will

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm assuming you've tried the hot and cold blowjob/glass dildo experiment (although they now do popping candy ice cream, which could make the cold even more exciting)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG thankyou I just choked on my dinner and had mini me trying to 'help' by hitting me on the back, would've been better if she'd put her fork down 1st!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've never had any complaints.

If this is the modified version I wonder what happened in the contraband version.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . "
but in my defence I never asked you to stick it up your chuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . but in my defence I never asked you to stick it up your chuff "
It wasnt the chuff it was the muff!! :P I thought what was good for the goose was good for the gander... it was not.

I blame CHRISTOS for this!!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . but in my defence I never asked you to stick it up your chuff It wasnt the chuff it was the muff!! :P I thought what was good for the goose was good for the gander... it was not.

I blame CHRISTOS for this!!!! "
I totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review

I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . but in my defence I never asked you to stick it up your chuff It wasnt the chuff it was the muff!! :P I thought what was good for the goose was good for the gander... it was not.

I blame CHRISTOS for this!!!! I totally agree "

*tiptoes out slowly*

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