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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That could tick off a few mile high club wish lists on the way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That could tick off a few mile high club wish lists on the way too

I didn't even think of that... I'd have to fly over and accompany you all back here in that case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my way to John Lennon now

I'll be wearing my Scottish Rugby top and kilt, so you can recognise me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd love this... which is the coolest town in Ireland.. cork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love this... which is the coolest town in Ireland.. cork?"

Nooooo, Galway... Or Naughty lane!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm definitely in if you'll have me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I see if Hughs Playboy Jet is still serviceable?

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Where can i get my ticket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely in if you'll have me

I think you know the answer to that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I see if Hughs Playboy Jet is still serviceable? "

Yes, please do sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where can i get my ticket?

Ah no need for a ticket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luuuurve Ireland. Count me in. Mine's a Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I luuuurve Ireland. Count me in. Mine's a Guinness

Yay

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Sounds like a plan!!! Your part Ireland is beautiful or so you've told me so in the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er I'm getting on a bit now, can I have the front seat please.. I need leg room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'd like to see a few more women on this flight. It's turning into a BoldGirl gangbang. Not that she's complaining of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bold girl, I can't wait to visit your cockpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bold girl, I can't wait to visit your cockpit

Always one isn't there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bold girl, I can't wait to visit your cockpit

Always one isn't there!

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always me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er I'm getting on a bit now, can I have the front seat please.. I need leg room.

Of course, all yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bold girl, I can't wait to visit your cockpit

Always one isn't there!

always me too

Lol. You do make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er I'm getting on a bit now, can I have the front seat please.. I need leg room.

Of course, all yours

Your not supposed to say that!

your supposed to say.. Mrs F of course your not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control

Don't put him in charge dear lord..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er I'm getting on a bit now, can I have the front seat please.. I need leg room.

Of course, all yours

Your not supposed to say that!

your supposed to say.. Mrs F of course your not..

Oh sorry, I thought it was the Mister...

(Good save?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any excuse to visit Ireland, one of my favourite countries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control

Don't put him in charge dear lord.. "

It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be...

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control

Don't put him in charge dear lord..

It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be...

Well burger that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control

Don't put him in charge dear lord..

It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be...

Balls to that, he'll be looking for a drive thru en-route!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?"

MrPolarBear is looking after the private plane... Plus I'd like to loose my mile-high virginity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

Shhhh, I'll tell you a secret...c'mere...I bend easily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?"

Bold girl! Wanna cum on my boat

Another old chestnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got room for one more on the plane?

Been a long time since I was last on the Emerald Isle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got room for one more on the plane?

Been a long time since I was last on the Emerald Isle. "

Of course there's room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha "

she can come and clean my pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..

We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!

Who's in?

How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?

MrPolarBear is looking after the private plane... Plus I'd like to loose my mile-high virginity!

The Big Bunny is prepped for service. Leather and fluffy tails are mandatory attire ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

Shhhh, I'll tell you a secret...c'mere...I bend easily!

oh - i just got a little tug in my nethers - wheres my plane ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't trust planes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't trust planes

I'll sit on your lap and take care of you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha

she can come and clean my pipes

This made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away

Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!

oh my - you remembered -

will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen

Of course I remembered, been salivating since!

You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!

well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad

You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha

she can come and clean my pipes

This made me lol

it would makeme

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm there

I think _ittle pocket perve should be cabin crew. She will look great in the uniform

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'd love this... which is the coolest town in Ireland.. cork?

Nooooo, Galway... Or Naughty lane!

Miltown Malbay for Willie Week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm there

Excellent, more ladies!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm in - I could be a stewardess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in - I could be a stewardess

I was hoping you'd come

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I could listen to the Irish accent all day and be very appreciative during the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could listen to the Irish accent all day and be very appreciative during the night

The boys will love you here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't be easy but what a great plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wouldn't be easy but what a great plan

I know, right? Fabbers on tour!

My imagination has been going nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn't be easy but what a great plan

I know, right? Fabbers on tour!

My imagination has been going nuts!

I'll bring a squirrel for your nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to Dingle next weekend, I'm in! x x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

An Irish naughty weekend break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to Dingle next weekend, I'm in! x x"
leave poor funghi alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wouldn't be easy but what a great plan

I know, right? Fabbers on tour!

My imagination has been going nuts!

I'll bring a squirrel for your nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off to Dingle next weekend, I'm in! x x"

Gorgeous part of the world, enjoy! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbers on tour, poor bus driver

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that. "

Are you coming too?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.

Are you coming too?

Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.

Are you coming too?

Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b"

I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

There are always plenty of hottie couples liking us from over there so we'll jump on board to go visit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to dublin once and must admit you irish ladies are hot and fiesty. Any places left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever been to Dublin once before but found the people to be on another level of friendly. I'd love to go again, count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint gettin on no plane fool!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Me too please but I'll need the extra leg room with Mrs F

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too please but I'll need the extra leg room with Mrs F

I will not comment on this

I fucked up last time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too please but I'll need the extra leg room with Mrs F

Oh I say... Politely moves up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction..."

I find wine helps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I find wine helps...

I get d*unk very quickly in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing there will be plenty of distractions!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I'm in

Top of the morning to ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I find wine helps...

I get d*unk very quickly in the air

One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!

*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction..."

I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.

Are you coming too?

Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b

I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot!

In my best RAF voice

"This is you captain speaking, this is flight number flight number 121 and we shall be cruising at an altitude of 69,000 feet to Ireland boldgirl international. The cabin crew will be cumming shortly and then serving cocktails and light refreshment. Today's specials are bosum caressers and slow comfortable screws. Toilets are located both fore and aft in the cabin. Those passengers wishing to join the mile high club, can you please use the toilets situated in business class. thank you for flying fabswinger airways"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I find wine helps...

I get d*unk very quickly in the air

One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!

*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously...

No, no, me either. Terrible. Never touch the stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.

Are you coming too?

Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b

I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot!

In my best RAF voice

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!

I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I find wine helps...

I get d*unk very quickly in the air

One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!

*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously...

No, no, me either. Terrible. Never touch the stuff

Hendricks on tap... Cough cough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't trust planes

I'll sit on your lap and take care of you!

That's cause he makes them lamo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!

I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays "

Seriously tho have you ever thought about the course you can attend for nervous flyers, BA used to run them. I've done a similar one for work, got to role play an emergency landing ~ jumping down the inflatable shute was great fun!!

Might be worth a try. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!

I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays

Might be worth a try. x"

My cousins wife just did one of these courses a few weeks ago at Luton airport. She found it really helped.

Anna, if you need info I can find out for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go down the slide with you both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Randy, fly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

Would you prefer some cockpit fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeee!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

Would you prefer some cockpit fun?

Always lowering the tone

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hey, its MY beautiful country. It's mine. I own it. But I'm willing to share if you ask me nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeee!!!!"

About bloody time you showed up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

Would you prefer some cockpit fun?

Always lowering the tone

We both know that that is not a complaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

Would you prefer some cockpit fun?

The stewardesses can help me with my joystick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go down the slide with you both?

Smartarse!

Would you prefer some cockpit fun?

Always lowering the tone

We both know that that is not a complaint

This is very true, who was I trying to kid with that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're on board, 1st class all the way please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're on board, 1st class all the way please"

Only the best for you two

Please, don't behave on this flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better come n join us then. We're in need of that extra special attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better come n join us then. We're in need of that extra special attention

No encouragement needed!

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over a year ago

Excuse me stewardess, the button on your blouse has come undone.

Oh, there is no button

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over a year ago

Oooh we would love to be on board please

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over a year ago

Climb aboard

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over a year ago

"Climb aboard

Woo hoo

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please"

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

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over a year ago

Last few weeks I keep having bad dreams about plane crashes

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

Even if you don't manage to charter a flight for us all, I may be over in Belfast in November anyway

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

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over a year ago

"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...

I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!

I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays

Might be worth a try. x

My cousins wife just did one of these courses a few weeks ago at Luton airport. She found it really helped.

Anna, if you need info I can find out for you x"

Oh I'm not as bad as all that, I can get on a plane I just really don't enjoy it and get quite stressy. X

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

Even if you don't manage to charter a flight for us all, I may be over in Belfast in November anyway

I've a special spot for you

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

We know all about your tour guide skills!!

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"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?

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over a year ago

Great news!

This plane has lay flat beds

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over a year ago

"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

We know all about your tour guide skills!!"

Right thigh, left thigh?

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"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?

Only if you're wearing them!

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"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?

Only if you're wearing them!

Filth !

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"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?

Only if you're wearing them!

Filth !"

I love it when it gets dirty

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"Oooh we would love to be on board please

Come... I make an amazing tour-guide

I think I'm rolling in clover

You will be

Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?

Only if you're wearing them!

Filth !"

Aye, 100%

Don't you pretend that's a bad thing!!

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