FabSwingers.com forum: Best t-shirt ever!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still laughing at a t-shirt I saw last night.

Guy in a pub with the slogan:

"Women: if they didn't have c***s we'd throw rocks at them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still laughing at a t-shirt I saw last night.

Guy in a pub with the slogan:

"Women: if they didn't have c***s we'd throw rocks at them.""

Thats awful!!!

I did laugh at the t-shirt my brother was wearing the other day though ... "Last night a BJ saved my life"

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"I'm still laughing at a t-shirt I saw last night.

Guy in a pub with the slogan:

"Women: if they didn't have c***s we'd throw rocks at them."

Thats awful!!!

I did laugh at the t-shirt my brother was wearing the other day though ... "Last night a BJ saved my life"

That's quality. Your Bro's tee that is - don't have the balls to openly condone the first one.

To the OP - I can only think he was wearing it for a) bet b)he's into S&M and wanted to be hurt c) trying reverse psychology.

He would be some kind of god though if he managed to pull in it...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I bought one for a friend which said

You're the next on my to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got 1 printed for my sisters partner.it said"I'VE COME ON EILEEN"

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

David and Goliath do some fun slogans (mainly men bashing) 'Men are stupid, throw rocks at them' etc. Pretty funny, too clean for this thread but funny.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i got 1 printed for my sisters partner.it said"I'VE COME ON EILEEN""

So what's you sisters name?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

My favourite T-shirt for parties or the pub said…

“I only drink to make other people seem more interesting”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got 1 printed for my sisters partner.it said"I'VE COME ON EILEEN"

So what's you sisters name?"

mabel of course !!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I bought one in Camden a few years back, to wear to a works do. In huge letters it simply said...

I'M A

CUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bought one in blackpool 2 months ago for john,it says "i dont need sex anymore"

the government fucks me everyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked past a few guys on a stag night a while ago- the stag's tshirt said " I am Spartacus" everyone else in the part had the same tshirt, but taken a marker and written "NO" above the line......I thought it was really funny- don't know if anyone else did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex went to a fancy dress once dressed as an arab sheik but to tone it down on top of the lot he donned a t shirt "Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer"

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

on a t-shirt for sale in jerusalem, i saw the slogan "Guns and Moses" which ithought was very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a t-shirt for sale in jerusalem, i saw the slogan "Guns and Moses" which ithought was very funny

many a word spoken in jest eh

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"on a t-shirt for sale in jerusalem, i saw the slogan "Guns and Moses" which ithought was very funny

many a word spoken in jest eh"

yep....but very apt for that part of the world....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one that just said

F.U.C.K.

I can spell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a large chap;

'Sex and drugs and sausage rolls'

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

I used to have one that said

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but leather and chains excite me!

Horny has loads. Two's company, three's a fantasy (but not anymore lol)

Treat yourself, You know I'm worth it!

Your mum would love me!

Plus lots of others! N xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite T-shirt for parties or the pub said…

“I only drink to make other people seem more interesting”"

Thats why ya always pissed when we meet xx

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

A friend of mine has one he brought in Blackpool that simply said "I love pussy like a fat kid likes cake", suits him to the ground. He loves cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son has a t-shirt that says "viagra is for pussy's"

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