FabSwingers.com forum: Why I think that FUKP is right

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Not only do I want to leave Europe, but I do want to leave the Solar System as well.

The chances of anything coming from Mars is a million to one they said. The chance of winning the lottery is 14 million to one, yet people do. So let's leave the solar system before the Martians come over stealing our jobs and putting a strain on the NHS.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Lebensraum.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A Mars a day helped you work, rest and play.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Are you lot all pissed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you lot all pissed?"

They've all had a glass of white wine or a fruit based cocktail

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Men are from Mars, apparently. Some of 'em should bloody well piss off back there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late, we got here centuries ago. One day i will tell you the secrets of my people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late, we got here centuries ago. One day i will tell you the secrets of my people."

Thought you'd gone to bed?

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

"A Mars a day helped you work, rest and play. "

The only thing you want to do with a rowntrees fruit pastel is chew

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A Mars a day helped you work, rest and play. "

Thats why my man only eats two thirds of a mars bar .... The lazy git .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late, we got here centuries ago. One day i will tell you the secrets of my people.

Thought you'd gone to bed?

Nah, just knew it was my bedtime. Although i'm 41 in your earth years i'm still a kid in mars years so get to stay up late if my parents don't catch me.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Not only do I want to leave Europe, but I do want to leave the Solar System as well.

Too late they are already here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are from Mars, apparently. Some of 'em should bloody well piss off back there.

I agree with this most definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there life upon Mars!

Beating up the wrong guy

Old man

Looks as if he'll never know

This is the freakiest show

Is there life upon Mars?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Is there life upon Mars!

Beating up the wrong guy

Old man

Looks as if he'll never know

This is the freakiest show

Is there life upon Mars?"

Who was that mysterious guy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A prefer a Galaxy or even a star bar but at least with a Milky Way you know where you stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Mars a day helped you work, rest and play.

The only thing you want to do with a rowntrees fruit pastel is chew"

If you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sir, are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't come here to take ur jerbs or burden your NHS, we came here to observe from the hollow moon. I'm sat here chilling in my moon pod, projecting my hologram down to earth so you all think i'm there....

Jk, but if you could observe the universe like we can you'd be amazed at what is actually going on in it and how everything really is. And none of your scientists are even close to getting it right, we keep giving the dedicated ones clues though.

Imma gonna go finish writing my sci-fi novel...

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"We didn't come here to take ur jerbs or burden your NHS, we came here to observe from the hollow moon"

Dont you watch QI?

We don't have a moon

Which one? As we have lots of moons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We didn't come here to take ur jerbs or burden your NHS, we came here to observe from the hollow moon

Dont you watch QI?

We don't have a moon

Which one? As we have lots of moons"

The hollow moon. Not allowed to give you the co-ordinates, sorry.

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