FabSwingers.com forum: 101 uses for sperm

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

suggestions so far

glue

hairgel

oh and for getting pregnant! lol

Anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it for boosting the sales of Optrex eye drops.

It burns like fuck when splashed in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice snack...

Something runny down your leg/back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

facials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

protein shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could always be used on a building site as seemen....t

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

or on a ship as seamen

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

breakfast !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"breakfast !"

pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wall papering adhesive

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hand cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental Floss.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sauce/gravy thickener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for sticking your photos in the wedding album.....not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lip gloss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deep conditioning treatment for hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anal douche? lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

a nice warming drink when its cold and you're too bone idle to get off the sofa and put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a sarnie if ya ran outta mayo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no nails

mouthwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evidence.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

plant food, or use it to buff up those rubber plant leaves

oops think i fell into the 70's then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"plant food, or use it to buff up those rubber plant leaves

oops think i fell into the 70's then!"

shabba...groooooovvvvyyyyy

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

its such a pain to get out of the shag pile tho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its such a pain to get out of the shag pile tho!"

bet it catches the light lovely from the glitter ball though lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"its such a pain to get out of the shag pile tho!

bet it catches the light lovely from the glitter ball though lol"

pmsl !! and its a useful refill for the lava lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its such a pain to get out of the shag pile tho!

bet it catches the light lovely from the glitter ball though lol

pmsl !! and its a useful refill for the lava lamp

pmsl...or for refilling the fondue.

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By *oss and herCouple
over a year ago

Swansea AND SURROUNDING

moisturiser for face, handws or even full body you never know it mite even be anti wrinkle cream lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm recipes anyone?

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soooooooooooooo good for the skin i tell my guys to giz in a bottle the go down the local markets a sell it the grannys love it lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sauce/gravy thickener"
Eeewwww not coming to yours for dinner!

(another one would be cake icing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm recipes anyone?

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

GAGS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acme tonic for vitality and health?

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

cornflour!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Wel i ainnnnnt any godd in keyb8s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wel i ainnnnnt any godd in keyb8s!"
Uh?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

it gets rid of scratches on dvds and cds

and is a lovely leather seat cleaner in classic cars....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"it gets rid of scratches on dvds and cds

and is a lovely leather seat cleaner in classic cars....

I won;t ask how you found out about the CDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the coffee whaen youve got guest's and run out of full cream milk lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"it gets rid of scratches on dvds and cds

and is a lovely leather seat cleaner in classic cars....

I won;t ask how you found out about the CDs"

i fired off over one at a soiree i threw and whan it dried and i cleaned it off with kitchen towel the scratches had gone ...so if your fave dvd is knackered get a guy in a jack him off over it and hey presto ....i am always available by the way ....

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Repairs rips in classy leather look vinyl clothing.

Very tastefully done.

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