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ShagTonight's weekly friday status check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's another Friday and a status check, what does your say? Mine sais:

"Its a nice day, who fancy milking me behind a bush tonight?"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says your hair smells nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's another Friday and a status check, what does your say? Mine sais:

"Its a nice day, who fancy milking me behind a bush tonight?"

"

Ha, brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's another Friday and a status check, what does your say? Mine sais:

"Its a nice day, who fancy milking me behind a bush tonight?"

Ha, brilliant. "
lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says;

The rules of Fab are simple. All you need to know is SW3.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says

'Some are born great,

Some achieve greatness,

And some have greatness thrust inside them!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first. "

Can I have a leading role??

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Busy weekend planned xxxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

Can I have a leading role?? "

Can you squirt ectoplasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

Can I have a leading role??

Can you squirt ectoplasm? "

Nope - but with very talented fingers I can squirt a liquid which may - or may not be (see 3000 heated debates on the forums!!) - urine??

That do?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine says

'Some are born great,

Some achieve greatness,

And some have greatness thrust inside them!'

"

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says:

So I'm not "bikini ready"...well I still feel good to touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag don't forget to tell us when you finally get milked behind that bush in Penge, I want to start a campaign for a blue plaque to be erected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status doesn't say that by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Anti-Christ Tonight!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My status doesn't say that by the way

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Are you saving that one for next Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generic status update: Weather or something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status says I'm looking for a cock to milk in Penge, preferably behind a bush but I've had no takers so far

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

Can I have a leading role??

Can you squirt ectoplasm?

Nope - but with very talented fingers I can squirt a liquid which may - or may not be (see 3000 heated debates on the forums!!) - urine??

That do?? X"

Only as long as it smells of sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

Can I have a leading role??

Can you squirt ectoplasm?

Nope - but with very talented fingers I can squirt a liquid which may - or may not be (see 3000 heated debates on the forums!!) - urine??

That do?? X

Only as long as it smells of sugar puffs "

Always!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

ours is the same now as its been for the last month.

"she could do with some ABC (average black cock) right about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. Chilling in the hot tub looking for Nessie!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Current one is "I watched a documentary on Sponge Fisherman tonight...it was very absorbing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is: Poltergeist Fanny - great name for a film and you heard it here first.

Can I have a leading role??

Can you squirt ectoplasm? "

But is ectoplasm, piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a wet t-shirt

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