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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

the capsules almost ready to bring them back up, we wish them all well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the capsules almost ready to bring them back up, we wish them all well"

Ditto. Good luck guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a little odd that a group of people who are expert at digging haven't dug themselves out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its surprising just how small a million tons of rock/sand looks, the amount of material in the collapse could easily be several million tons. On top of that removing it would be highly dangerous as you would be working in an area that is likely to collapse again on top of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky News has the rescue ticker on the top left of the screen.

Text joke i got the other day....

'We should greet the Chilean Miners dressed up as the Planet of the Apes'

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Don't you find it just slightly surreal Sky News promoting watching the Chilean Miners Rescue "in HD" like I am missing out on some details

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Chilean Miners rescue off for two hours! Has thrown out my beer/crisps schedule! Mind you, gives Sky News time to get Kay Burley in now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first.

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over a year ago

"Sky News has the rescue ticker on the top left of the screen.

Text joke i got the other day....

'We should greet the Chilean Miners dressed up as the Planet of the Apes'

Hahahahahaha!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sky News has the rescue ticker on the top left of the screen.

Text joke i got the other day....

'We should greet the Chilean Miners dressed up as the Planet of the Apes'

brilliant!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I wonder what lube they are going to use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first."

What happens if they miscount and No.33 gets left down there?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive been really excited about this hope its live on television

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first.

What happens if they miscount and No.33 gets left down there?

Well in 20 years there will be some dude running round looking like that geezer out of the hills have eyes on his own down there.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I think now is the time to be having the "what happens in the mine, stays in the mine!" conversation.......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is it going to be on tonight then?

I may stay up if it is,im off tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the one with his wife and girlfriend up top waiting for him is walking about down there asking each man, "What number you got? 33? Wanna swap?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for his precious no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet they go straight to the nearest pub and say "...make 'mine' a double..."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first.

What happens if they miscount and No.33 gets left down there?

Well in 20 years there will be some dude running round looking like that geezer out of the hills have eyes on his own down there.

oh i know someone who looks like that guy from hills are alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and if someone drops the No.1 ticket they'll all shout 'MINE!' when asked who's it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first.

What happens if they miscount and No.33 gets left down there?

Well in 20 years there will be some dude running round looking like that geezer out of the hills have eyes on his own down there.

oh i know someone who looks like that guy from hills are alive

That Italian football ref looks like the guy off Hills.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Is it going to be on tonight then?

I may stay up if it is,im off tomorrow"

all over bbc news 24 and sky news hun.....

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

all jokes aside the poor buggers were about 6 weeks down there before contact , then a few more months waiting for the shaft to be sorted

they have skin rashes etc etc , and mentally must be near the limit

they must know that even now it can all go tits up , a big rock might fall into the shaft , or the cable rubbing in the angled bend in the shaft might cause probs

i shall certainly give a cheer when they start coming out

ARIVA

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"They're gonna be fooked if the first man gets stuck in it.

I think it will be the thinnest first.

What happens if they miscount and No.33 gets left down there?

Well in 20 years there will be some dude running round looking like that geezer out of the hills have eyes on his own down there.

oh i know someone who looks like that guy from hills are alive

That Italian football ref looks like the guy off Hills."

Maybe they will all come out eating raw fish looking for their precious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501"

Ta hun,I was looking for one I can fast forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501"

BBC news may be better (channel 503), no adverts!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I bet the one with his wife and girlfriend up top waiting for him is walking about down there asking each man, "What number you got? 33? Wanna swap?"

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501

BBC news may be better (channel 503), no adverts!"

look on go compare to see whats the best channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501

Ta hun,I was looking for one I can fast forward

Well, put it on pause, go get ya r.Rabbit. Settle down on the couch, do what comes naturally with aforementioned r.r. (don't forget to switch ya cam on though, I gotta see this!)... then after 1/2 of profilic pleasurable playing you'll be 1/2 hour behind on Sky and can zip forward to your heart's content.... and in the years to come whenever the subject of the Chilean miners comes up in conversation you'll be able to say "I had a rampant rabbit stuffed up me jacksy when they were bringing the guys up!"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I know its not really PC but them miners are a bit like the lottery balls popping up. They could paint numbers on them and combine it with a lottery draw.......Or maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy off the hills have eyes is freaky

Right what channel should I be watching I have the cice of about 1000

I'm watching Sky News on 501

BBC news may be better (channel 503), no adverts!

look on go compare to see whats the best channel

Or comparethemineshaft.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not really PC but them miners are a bit like the lottery balls popping up. They could paint numbers on them and combine it with a lottery draw.......Or maybe not

Thats brilliant! A bit sadistic its true, but I just laughed out loud at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not really PC but them miners are a bit like the lottery balls popping up. They could paint numbers on them and combine it with a lottery draw.......Or maybe not

But there's only 33 of them. We'll have to chuck another 16 down to get the full compliment of 49 or our lotto forms will be no good.

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

if i was one of the miners i dont know what i would want first , a ciggarette , a blow job , or a shower

or in what order

mayby a blow job as i smoke , while the bath is running

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am on sky news... just because they have that "miners rescued" box in the top left hand corner...just in case i forget...hmmmmm

like it is a x-box game....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am on sky news... just because they have that "miners rescued" box in the top left hand corner...just in case i forget...hmmmmm

like it is a x-box game....

Think its time i went to bed i thought you ment you where on sky news lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I know its not really PC but them miners are a bit like the lottery balls popping up. They could paint numbers on them and combine it with a lottery draw.......Or maybe not

But there's only 33 of them. We'll have to chuck another 16 down to get the full compliment of 49 or our lotto forms will be no good.

Some doctors are going down first i think. Apparently they have kept up bear though with lots of humour, you have to hand it to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am on sky news... just because they have that "miners rescued" box in the top left hand corner...just in case i forget...hmmmmm

like it is a x-box game....

Think its time i went to bed i thought you ment you where on sky news lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

maybe I should go to bed,they'll probably stll be down there in the morning all this faffing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard them say that they'll be bringing the first person up in the next few hours ... think I'll be watching it on breakfast TV then!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The good news is the miners are awaiting rescue in the next few hours....the bad news is US special forces are being sent in to rescue them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what lube they are going to use?

If only they'd asked! I know just the thing for sliding things into tight holes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet loads of Chilean girls have been fantasising about these trapped miners. Does Chile have a WAG culture over there. There's at least one of them who qualifies on both counts!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The Chilean miners are to visit Anfield after their release so they can advise Roy Hodgson on how to get out of a fucking big hole before Christmas.

Husband sent this to my Liverpool loving son by text tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Chilean miners are to visit Anfield after their release so they can advise Roy Hodgson on how to get out of a fucking big hole before Christmas.

Husband sent this to my Liverpool loving son by text tonight....

..and I know precisely who I'm gonna be sending it to in the morning too. tks for that hehehe

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

going for a test run.........fingers X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4.00am - first miner on his way up.

This is actually quite gripping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four up now im so pleased its going well for them

Think the last one ta come up will be the one who the papers reported that while he was down there his wife and mistress met lol

Seems they have both being keeping a vigil together

Wouldn't want ta be in his shoes lol xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

He is probably better off staying down there, the wife said she is going to kick him out when he gets up

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Fab news they are coming out..

bit more spectacular than my coming out ..

Good luck to them all arriving back on the surface safely..

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hehehehehe I just heard the man on the news saying they are keeping abreast of the situation down below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard that Arthur Scargill is in Chile to sort out the overtime rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just got a tx

imagine if the rescuers get down the mine and find bart simpsons walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just got a tx

imagine if the rescuers get down the mine and find bart simpsons walkie talkie"

eh? I don't watch the simpsons, is it a magic walkie-talkie??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

That wooden structure looks a bit dodgy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was an episode when they thought he was missing down a well but it was all a prank, but i guess if you havnt seen it then its not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That wooden structure looks a bit dodgy to me

It's not wood it's yellow metal and it's called a 'derrick'.. how he got involved I don't know, but he's out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"That wooden structure looks a bit dodgy to me

It's not wood it's yellow metal and it's called a 'derrick'.. how he got involved I don't know, but he's out there.

God I have a mssive TV too and with HD and it still looks like wood...........ive been done

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

"That wooden structure looks a bit dodgy to me

It's not wood it's yellow metal and it's called a 'derrick'.. how he got involved I don't know, but he's out there.

God I have a mssive TV too and with HD and it still looks like wood...........ive been done

i bet our telly is biger than yours , and it still looks like wood

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I feel sorry for the last one to come out,everyone will have got bored and gone home

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I feel sorry for the last one to come out,everyone will have got bored and gone home"

Hope he remembers to turn the lights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all this talk about them coming out.....

just because 33 men have spent months with just other men doesnt mean they are going to talk about it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Once all of these blokes have been rescued, I think they will all become miner celebrities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bloody refreshing to see something positive on the news for once. The Chileans ought to feel damned proud of themselves for a successful operation so far. Well done them.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

11th on his way up now.

They must hold their breath the whole time they are in that tube.

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

Much as I hate to praise them but its the American rescue operation that has got them out.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"11th on his way up now.

They must hold their breath the whole time they are in that tube."

I wouldn't advise them to do that, it takes 15 minutes to get to the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

be prepared for 33 new books to come to Amazon

Has the one thats having an affair come out yet?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just had a brilliant retweet.... I'm a "twitterer"

"Just saw tv footage of Miners and Scousers celebrating. Is Thatcher dead?"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I stayed up to watch the first one it was brilliant

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all very moving.. hope all goes well.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

"just had a brilliant retweet.... I'm a "twitterer"

"Just saw tv footage of Miners and Scousers celebrating. Is Thatcher dead?""

sick!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be prepared for 33 new books to come to Amazon

Has the one thats having an affair come out yet?"

No, aspparently he's been trading his ticket for people further down the line.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"be prepared for 33 new books to come to Amazon

Has the one thats having an affair come out yet?

No, aspparently he's been trading his ticket for people further down the line.

Please god, I hope he doesn't join fabswingers.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Number 13 next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be they will all get along and have a rewarding menage a trois.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

It is reported that Chilian Prostitutes are offering free sexual services to the 33 miners to celebrate their rescue.

Margaret Thatcher was invited along as a guest prostitute she has unrivalled experience in fucking miners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i was one of the miners i dont know what i would want first , a ciggarette , a blow job , or a shower

or in what order

mayby a blow job as i smoke , while the bath is running

you're on your own getting your mouth around that BEFORE the bath!!!

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

bloody typical

you wait 3 months for a capsule . and 33 come along all at once !

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

"It is reported that Chilian Prostitutes are offering free sexual services to the 33 miners to celebrate their rescue.

Margaret Thatcher was invited along as a guest prostitute she has unrivalled experience in fucking miners."

it is generally thought that it was the miners own union leader(old king coal) arthur scargill who fucked the miners!,fucked them up well and truly he did!.

mind you,i believe he is doing allright financially out of the deal for himself and his family but not the miners.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Like any other member of the NUM he is now drawing his pension that he paid in to and is entitled to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aaawwww don't let this thread get all political

Can't we keep it to what its meant to be.....the rescue of the chilean miners

I know threads go off on tangents all over the place but this is a celebratory thread

the first one to say if you don't like it then don;t post or read it gets a good hard spank

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Quote from first miner to be freed "fuck that, I certainly won't be using the tube again"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Poor Gary Glitter - his excitement at the Chilean rescue operation has turned to disappointment as he realised that it's all about getting miners into the shaft, and not vice-versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Poor Gary Glitter - his excitement at the Chilean rescue operation has turned to disappointment as he realised that it's all about getting miners into the shaft, and not vice-versa. "

Ooooooo cringe

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Just turned on the news for the first time in 3 months to see a shitload of miners celebrating... is Thatcher dead?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Mining Manager..."Hang on! There were 36 men on this shift."

Rescued Miner "How do you think we survived the first 17 days?"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

As the Chilean miners are being winched to the surface, there are rumours of an 85-year-old woman with a sniper rifle lying in wait for them.

Let it go, Maggie, it's over, let it go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone i know posted on facebook

oh no one of the chiliean miners has just realised he forgot to clock on

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

So the Chilean Miner rescue attempt has been a success.

Just in the nick of time too. Apparently the US rescue team had just arrived with a box of hand grenades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually most of the rescue team were American. The drill equipment too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wondering how these guys held it together mentally for 69 days and now I know why.... I've seen Chilean women on the TV and the guys didn't want to come back up!

Man, some of them can grow a better beard than I can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about this how would thay have eat down there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking about this how would thay have eat down there ?"

There was another shaft drilled shortly after they were found and food & drink was sent down to them. They had some supplies down there as a matter of procedure and they lived in a rescue chamber that was built for the purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking about this how would thay have eat down there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't they have rung for a pizza?

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By *o DaddyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"As the Chilean miners are being winched to the surface, there are rumours of an 85-year-old woman with a sniper rifle lying in wait for them.

Let it go, Maggie, it's over, let it go. "

i had wrongly believed that this thread was for celebrating the long awaited safe return of the chilean miners who had been trapped for over 65 days 1000 metres below the surface?,

if so?,how did margaret thatcher get to chile?,or is this just someone being mishievious and refusing to let maggie any peace in her retirement?.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"As the Chilean miners are being winched to the surface, there are rumours of an 85-year-old woman with a sniper rifle lying in wait for them.

Let it go, Maggie, it's over, let it go.

i had wrongly believed that this thread was for celebrating the long awaited safe return of the chilean miners who had been trapped for over 65 days 1000 metres below the surface?,

if so?,how did margaret thatcher get to chile?,or is this just someone being mishievious and refusing to let maggie any peace in her retirement?.

Get a grip.....it is one of the many jokes being sent around on texts about the Chilian Miners, or would you like to start checking out all the threads as the official site Censor?

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By *ilthythanetCouple
over a year ago

ramsgate

I was a little worried after they dug the shaft, that a bear might fall into it.

Does anyone know if anything else has happened in the world since last night?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I was thinking about this how would thay have eat down there ?

that was only after they found them alive...

the foreman of the crew made 2 days worth or rations last 17 days... so lots of credit goes to the chief....

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over a year ago

"I was a little worried after they dug the shaft, that a bear might fall into it.

Does anyone know if anything else has happened in the world since last night?"

Lol can you imagine the old miners down there.

"Ay Javier our prayers have been ansered. Help has arrived. What's that noise?"

Aggggh it's a massive angry bear that's just dropped down a 2000ft deep hole!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent most of the night watching this: remarkable. My sister and I are wondering which actors they're going to cast in the movie you know is already in draft!

The jokes on this thread have been funny, some people really need to chill a little!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anyway I am now just holding out for miner 21... who was the one with the wife and mistress waiting for him!!!

now... THAT should be good television.....

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over a year ago

"anyway I am now just holding out for miner 21... who was the one with the wife and mistress waiting for him!!!

now... THAT should be good television.....

Ooh thats who ive been waiting for just gotta put it back on now

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over a year ago

"I spent most of the night watching this: remarkable. My sister and I are wondering which actors they're going to cast in the movie you know is already in draft!

The jokes on this thread have been funny, some people really need to chill a little!

Thats a good game who have you come up with so far?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Chile Mining Disaster Movie Cast

The best looking miner....Tom Cruise

The Oldest Miner....The bloke that played Victor Meldrew

The Cheating Miner.....Any top Premier footballer

The young Miner.....someone from Gary Glitters little black Book

Miners leader....Scargill

Evil Villain who blew the mine up.....Thatcher

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the greedy girls night at my local club starts at 8... so I have two choices..

a) I can either go to that and just chill out on the sofa (rock and roll me!!! lol )

2) or save my energies and go to the club on saturday, and watch naughty miner 21 get battered by the wife and the mistress!!!

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over a year ago

Im going to be on the lookout for new users called naughty miner 21....its a great profile name

I think Antonio banderas should be in the film

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

2 Chilian guys walk into a bar

Guys: We've been trapped underground for 60 days. We will have 2 cold ones.

Bartender: Sorry we dont serve miners.

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over a year ago

I notice the applause as each man emerges has dimished somewhat. It's almost like everyone is thinking, "Bugger, another one!"

It's a bit like Mother Earth giving birth to grown adults, vomitting them out of the bowels of the planet... or you could look at the capsule as a large cock entering a deep hole and an hour later out pops another human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant & Dec have binned the next series of I'm a Celeb in favour of a South American version called: I'm a Chilean Miner, Get Me Out Of Here!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Ant & Dec have binned the next series of I'm a Celeb in favour of a South American version called: I'm a Chilean Miner, Get Me Out Of Here!"

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over a year ago

"I spent most of the night watching this: remarkable. My sister and I are wondering which actors they're going to cast in the movie you know is already in draft!

The jokes on this thread have been funny, some people really need to chill a little!

Thats a good game who have you come up with so far?

Al Pacino for the President

Old Miner - Mickey Rourke

Young Miner - Orlando Bloom

Head Miner - Nicholas Cage

Cheating Miner - Keanu Reeves

Wind up Miner - Steve Buscemi

Found God Miner - Joaquim Pheonix

Spoiling for a fight miner - Michael Masden

We would like to see a scene with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Daniel Craig and Matt Damon stripped to the waist.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It would be a bugger if No 32 came up & said "It's OK, Im the last one, we miscounted"

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over a year ago

"I notice the applause as each man emerges has dimished somewhat. It's almost like everyone is thinking, "Bugger, another one!"

It is rather phallic is'nt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be a bugger if No 32 came up & said "It's OK, Im the last one, we miscounted"

It would be more of a bugger if No.33 was on his own waiting for the pod to come back and another collapse happened and they had to spend another month drilling a new hole to get to him.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"The Chilean miners are to visit Anfield after their release so they can advise Roy Hodgson on how to get out of a fucking big hole before Christmas.

Husband sent this to my Liverpool loving son by text tonight....

They have all actually been offered a free trip to Liverpool....they are rushing to get back down again

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I spent most of the night watching this: remarkable. My sister and I are wondering which actors they're going to cast in the movie you know is already in draft!

The jokes on this thread have been funny, some people really need to chill a little!

Thats a good game who have you come up with so far?

Al Pacino for the President

Old Miner - Mickey Rourke

Young Miner - Orlando Bloom

Head Miner - Nicholas Cage

Cheating Miner - Keanu Reeves

Wind up Miner - Steve Buscemi

Found God Miner - Joaquim Pheonix

Spoiling for a fight miner - Michael Masden

We would like to see a scene with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Daniel Craig and Matt Damon stripped to the waist.

its just like a great escape/ ocean's 11 all star cast..... who is not going to want to be a part of this.... 33 parts going!!!

do you reckon hanks is on the phone to spielberg as we speak.....

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over a year ago

Actually thinking about it, if it was me stick in a hole with 33 farting men I would dig my own way our faster than they could bore a hole to get me

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Who is going to lock the last man in the tube?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

ooooh... naughty miner 21 on his way up..... this should be good....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

It's a funny thing.....

most men would love to spend a long time in a damp hole!!!

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over a year ago

"ooooh... naughty miner 21 on his way up..... this should be good...."

keep me informed of what happens please I have lost control of the remote,Ive only been watching for nearly 24 hrs

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Best bit about all of this is that the mine was struggling to make money, and now they say that, during the drilling of the rescue shaft, they found a seam of gold, and a bit of silver.....

makes you wonder who their surveyor was lol!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"ooooh... naughty miner 21 on his way up..... this should be good....

keep me informed of what happens please I have lost control of the remote,Ive only been watching for nearly 24 hrs

he was met on the platform by................................................................................................................................................................................................................his sister!!!

neither wife or mistress showed up. cop out.....

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over a year ago

"ooooh... naughty miner 21 on his way up..... this should be good....

keep me informed of what happens please I have lost control of the remote,Ive only been watching for nearly 24 hrs

neither wife or mistress showed up. cop out....."

Hahahahaha

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Davina Mcall is waiting at the top of the escape tunnel for the finale....

"Stay right there number 33....I'm coming to get you!"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bit of controversy re : naughty miner 21...

CNN are claiming that it was the mistress....

Local Chilean TV are Claiming it was the Wife......

Sky think it was the sister of naughty miner....

BBC didn't have a clue and called her "that lady!"....

so we don't know... sorry can't pay up yet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bit of controversy re : naughty miner 21...

CNN are claiming that it was the mistress....

Local Chilean TV are Claiming it was the Wife......

Sky think it was the sister of naughty miner....

BBC didn't have a clue and called her "that lady!"....

so we don't know... sorry can't pay up yet!!!

Could possibly be his mistresses sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like any other lads trip what happened in the mine stays in the mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be his mistress is his bi sister that's now getting it on with his wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bit of controversy re : naughty miner 21...

CNN are claiming that it was the mistress....

Local Chilean TV are Claiming it was the Wife......

Sky think it was the sister of naughty miner....

BBC didn't have a clue and called her "that lady!"....

so we don't know... sorry can't pay up yet!!!

Looking at the state of the ugly bint I'm not surprised nobody wants to claim her.

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

i was outraged at the president of chile when he spoke to the prime minister david cameron on the telephone

he near as dam it invited himself over to number 10 and said he expected a cup of tea !

well chum ........ when in an englishmans home to wait till your offered

one wonders what next , could he have the brass neck to ask for a bottle of £600 a bottle wine from the cellar

bloody yibedy oye .

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over a year ago

"i was outraged at the president of chile when he spoke to the prime minister david cameron on the telephone

he near as dam it invited himself over to number 10 and said he expected a cup of tea !

well chum ........ when in an englishmans home to wait till your offered

one wonders what next , could he have the brass neck to ask for a bottle of £600 a bottle wine from the cellar

bloody yibedy oye ."

cor blimey - s'oni a cup o tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed just how well these guys look after 70 DAYS underground. It's almost as though they'd only gone down just the day before.

I have to say that the Chileans have done themselves real proud on this one. So composed, so relaxed, and very professional. Well done, it sure feels good to be human today.

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

yes puting all jokes aside it must be awfull to have been down there thinking you might not get out

we are really chuffed for them

i have only been trapped underground for about 30 minutes and that i can tell you was pretty stressfull , and never again will you catch me on the circle line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last miner on his way up! 01:48.

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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

now thats all over , we can get back to some good old back biting , and bickering

all the support and comeradery for the miners has made us soft and slushy

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over a year ago

"now thats all over , we can get back to some good old back biting , and bickering

all the support and comeradery for the miners has made us soft and slushy

El Presidente's milking it a bit though ain't he

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over a year ago

luton

"now thats all over , we can get back to some good old back biting , and bickering

all the support and comeradery for the miners has made us soft and slushy

El Presidente's milking it a bit though ain't he

that last bloke out was the only one who didnt have a wash , thats why no one kissed him

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over a year ago

"now thats all over , we can get back to some good old back biting , and bickering

all the support and comeradery for the miners has made us soft and slushy

El Presidente's milking it a bit though ain't he

that last bloke out was the only one who didnt have a wash , thats why no one kissed him

He's the foreman, he'll be getting his fair share of pussy now, if he's single that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh all out then thats good xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A chiliean miner is about to make love to his wife for the first time since returning to safety he asks "can we switch the lights off to make me feel at home?" she replies "of course honey i understand"...he asks "can i have you from behind?"..she replies "anything you want my brave boy".."ok, can i call you pedro?"

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