FabSwingers.com forum: How old do you look software

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

New service online, from microsoft, analyses your face pic and estimates your age and gender. Not always a good thing, as one may get an answer that's not particularly flattering. How-Old dot net, is a free tool, try it at your own risk. It added 100 years to my age.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I tried 3 different pictures.. 28,27,29

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not going near it, I have a picture in my head and I'm not letting Microsoft tell me any different

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

it took 10 years off mine! and then with a quick one taken just now, took 4 years off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 years off ha yeah

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It says I'm 34 on one of my 50th birthday pictures. I'll take that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I'm apparently 39

Will have to shave my fuzz off to see if that improves

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some good results then, even if not too accurate with everyone

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not going near it, I have a picture in my head and I'm not letting Microsoft tell me any different

I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says i look like Brad Pitt ?!?!

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

I just used loads of different pics on it and got between 26 and 44 (I'm 34). I'm giving up after it insulted me with 44 lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It says 34

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I just got 4....

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Would you consider using it, if a potential meet's 'age' looked rather different to your gut instinct?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was upstairs titivating when I heard gales of laughter from downstairs. Mr N had discovered this thread...his laughter was because he'd put my face picture in and it had come up with 60

...he was laughing on the other side of his face when his came up with 65

. He then put two more in nd came up with 46 for me and 47 for him, I know which ones I'm going with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got two years younger. I'll stick with that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Would you consider using it, if a potential meet's 'age' looked rather different to your gut instinct?"

No I trust my gut instinct more than Microsoft software when it comes to making judgements about people.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I crashed the site, it melted as it said my pics were too darn hot!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I crashed the site, it melted as it said my pics were too darn hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This type of software operates on straight edges.

If you don't have a face with significant features it will guess a hell of a lot more wildly than it guesses already.

Older people have less "straighter edges" than younger people.

So the less straighter edges the older you are.

If you're 21 and you have a normal face/chubby'ish that computer will tell you you're 76.

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By *oregasmMan
over a year ago

Back and Forth

I'm 19. Youngest result I got was 27....oldest was 63?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 32, bang on.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"couldn't detect any faces"...

oh the humiliation...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 26, 28, 31 and then 32 from a quick selfie so I'm very happy!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

41, 46 and 49. I'm 44. Great laff, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay. ..I'm 30! In reality I'm 41 and look about 50!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how much credibility Microsoft Has now days, Before microsoft took Over Skype the site worked pretty well now It Does,nt lots ofsecurity Issues and plenty of scammers jumping on board When Before the takeover they were not getting on the site in the same numbers They are now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this with a few pics. Smiley ones I got 20-23, a normal looking one I got my correct age and on the miserable looking ones I got a 39

Moral of the story for me is smile more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 and female for my profile pic, and another pic same result. Lol one pic couldn't detect any faces.

A pic of my ex had him at 24 (he was 32) and me as 47 (i was 39).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you consider using it, if a potential meet's 'age' looked rather different to your gut instinct?"

I think i'll do this anyway. It's lots of fun putting pics into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It put me (with my grey hair) at 26-29 depending on pic, a pic of my daughter at the age of 9 as 26 and a group photo of a bunch of people I work with at 46-67 (they are all in their 30's)

Its a piece of crap at the minute.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"It put me (with my grey hair) at 26-29 depending on pic, a pic of my daughter at the age of 9 as 26 and a group photo of a bunch of people I work with at 46-67 (they are all in their 30's)

Its a piece of crap at the minute. "

I was the oldest woman on the planet, using a uni pic, though some friends have used theirs with accurate results. It's still in development phase, so expect it to improve or be scrapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha,

Put me at 39, I'll take that as I'm 56.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

dam I tried face and cock pic and it says my cock is 15 years older than my face it must be to much playing with myself has worn it out

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Says I'm 18. Half my actual age ... all is good in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some good results then, even if not too accurate with everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried two pics, both pretty recent, one had me as 37 other at 16. I'll take an in-between

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Like I'd trust Microsoft to get anything right!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I did it at lunchtime. Apparently I'm 23. With no make-up and grey roots showing. It did however manage to guess I was female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 and 30. What a wonderful app it is

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Well mine has told me in a bloke 4 times and now has settled on a 56 year old woman so it can fuck off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine has told me in a bloke 4 times and now has settled on a 56 year old woman so it can fuck off!!!"

Maybe you got mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44, cheeky fuckers

People usually say late 20s

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