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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

who wants what ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magners

Pint glass

With ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G n T please

Mrsduo

Xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I give up, I never got served in here the other night......ok, maybe a pint of the usual then please landlord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

disarono and diet with ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of disaranno and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort.,lemonade lime and ice pretty please

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bottle of dry white please i can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

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need a bar maid ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?"

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

Ok.well tell me when you see anything you like.....on.the.bottom shelf that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ere darling, where's my magners ?

Oy! You lookin at my bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take any drink that will calm down the indigestion I have at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and please (double)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ere darling, where's my magners ?

Oy! You lookin at my bird?"
just coming hunny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex On The Beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying in South East London hotel tonight and thinking of going into town for a beer

Was in a London pub on Tuesday night and they had 2 Cornish beers on draught.

Might go back and have some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack open a chilled bottle of Grey Goose. My round

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

Ok.well tell me when you see anything you like.....on.the.bottom shelf that is

I can see something peach related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

Ok.well tell me when you see anything you like.....on.the.bottom shelf that is

I can see something peach related

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hope it meets your approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.p.a. please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ere darling, where's my magners ?

Oy! You lookin at my bird?just coming hunny x"

Cheers babes!

Crackin arse that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My usual thanks

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Vodky and diet please .

Give me a shout if you get busy behind the bar and my mans pretty handy in the cellar !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ere darling, where's my magners ?

Oy! You lookin at my bird?just coming hunny x

Cheers babes!

Crackin arse that one"
you been looking again tut naughty lot

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Vodky and diet please .

Give me a shout if you get busy behind the bar and my mans pretty handy in the cellar !!!"

But ffs don't send the barmaids down there with him ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

Or a waiter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sex and maybe a drink

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Don't what he means short staffed there's 7 of us .

There's me , happy , sneezy , dopey , the Doc .......

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Two large gin and tonics, two pints of cider, ice in the cider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonade and lime please.

Too many people of their faces already here. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot sex and maybe a drink "

You called

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

ooo its soooo busy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

Ok.well tell me when you see anything you like.....on.the.bottom shelf that is

I can see something peach related

hope it meets your approval

No complaints here, *licks lips in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all drinks coming up asap but short staffed tonite

need a bar maid ?

Yes, and I'll have something from the bottom shelf

Ok.well tell me when you see anything you like.....on.the.bottom shelf that is

I can see something peach related

hope it meets your approval

No complaints here, *licks lips in anticipation

"
wiggle wiggle wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nesaguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

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coming right up sir..would you.like some nibbles too x

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

"Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

coming right up sir..would you.like some nibbles too x"
peanuts plz

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

OI barmaid there's a hair in my drink ...

Hands up who's got short curly hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

coming right up sir..would you.like some nibbles too xpeanuts plz

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hey boss you stopped working ?

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

"Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

coming right up sir..would you.like some nibbles too xpeanuts plz

hey boss you stopped working ? "
yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burps, wipes hand on sleeve

Ere darlin another magners!

Oo wants? I'm in the chair

coming right up sir..would you.like some nibbles too xpeanuts plz

hey boss you stopped working ? yes lol"

Pfft think o need.a pay rise

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

If nobody owns up I will start lifting skirts and undoing flies until I find the culprit .

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By *uyfromchi OP Man
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

parrrrrrtyyyyyy !!!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

wasn't me

I'l take a pint please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you spill my drink?

SPANNER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turbo shandy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Creme de Menthe with a Drambuie chaser for me Ta

*Hic* Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels & Coke with extra lime

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Feel like being classy , a bottle of your finest red please and a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys and Tizer please

Her

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A wee Glayva to soothe my cough please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a Tia Maria and lucozade for the barmaid, she deserves it!

Cracking arse, tits ain't bad either!

Whersh my maganerers?

Who's pished? Not me ya muppet!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

G and T OVER THE ROCKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd and with ice x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lime, soda with ice and a slice... Don't forget the straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a whiskey sour please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme

More!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm milk please.

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