FabSwingers.com forum: So many questions?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If humans evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?

I have so many - any body else have some?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Why do you drive faster to get to the petrol station when you are low on petrol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If money dosnt grow on trees.....why do banks have branches??

Whats the youngest you can die of old age??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why do men have nipples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are there lifejackets under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is it that when you're driving & looking for an address, You turn down the radio volume?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Why do us women open our mouth to put mascara on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/10 21:09:07]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do men have nipples?

It's the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculine characteristics in the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!"

Smart arse - go on answer the rest hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen as though students are in the news at the moment - a money saving thought....

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men have nipples?

Smart arse - go on answer the rest hehehe

Yeah, I realised that was a bit nerdy which was why I removed the answer. Not quickly enough it would appear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do all old Men have HUGE ears??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're at the movies, which arm rest is yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If we know the speed of light Is 299,792,458m/s (or 670,616,600mph) then what's the speed of the dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is their a bear on foxes glacier mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is watching your husband/wife having sex with someone else so horny!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"why is watching your husband/wife having sex with someone else so horny!!!

Because she's called Louise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do people study history? Can they no see there's no future in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people study history? Can they no see there's no future in it?

Dont you mean Geography???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you push a door that says pull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people study history? Can they no see there's no future in it?

Dont you mean Geography???

Huh - have I missed something? Thought geography was controlled by condoms & made your maps a pretty colour.

Used to put on my history excersise books 'there's no future in it!' my history teacher didn't get it either but my geology teacher did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do they stick the non-stick coating onto pans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people study history? Can they no see there's no future in it?

Dont you mean Geography???

Huh - have I missed something? Thought geography was controlled by condoms & made your maps a pretty colour.

Used to put on my history excersise books 'there's no future in it!' my history teacher didn't get it either but my geology teacher did! "

You were meant to say "no history" to which we would reply...."dont change the subject"

Oh well!!! that one died a death, pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people study history? Can they no see there's no future in it?

Dont you mean Geography???

Huh - have I missed something? Thought geography was controlled by condoms & made your maps a pretty colour.

Used to put on my history excersise books 'there's no future in it!' my history teacher didn't get it either but my geology teacher did!

You were meant to say "no history" to which we would reply...."dont change the subject"

Oh well!!! that one died a death, pmsl xx

Oops was reflecting the past - didn't see that one coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If we all know Evian spelt backwards is 'Naive'

Then why do we still buy it?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If tin whistles are made of tin...

what do they make fog horns out of?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Why do all old Men have HUGE ears??

Apparently the ears and the nose are the only two parts of your body that continue to grow throughout a human's life. Bizarre! Why? LOL

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the u gone when you get to forty?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Where's the u gone when you get to forty? "

Southward mostly.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"If tin whistles are made of tin...

what do they make fog horns out of?

My sisters mouth

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

my 5 year used to say that when he first started counting...lol

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"Why do all old Men have HUGE ears??

Cos ears and noses don't ever stop growing.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

What happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

my 5 year used to say that when he first started counting...lol"

Awww LOL - He is showing great logical reasoning! Shame they didn't show more of it when inventing names for numbers!

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

If sex is the spice of life… does the fact that I have a couple of Indian curry’s each week mean that I’m not getting enough sex?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how can life begin at forty, never seen a forty year old baby lol

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