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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

They get flogged with limp celery by IDS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They get flogged with limp celery by IDS."

Well all I done is sit about eating a box of chocolate's that a friend brought me to cheer me up.

It explains though why so many unemployed people are unhealthy and overweight though if this is their life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They spend their time in the gym, then watching tv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."

Look for work? That's what I did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.

Look for work? That's what I did. "

Do you work.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger "

Why ever not.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger "

when i worked in retail i worked with a splint on my hand due to tendonitis - ive worked with a broken hand in an officeand in constant pain with a bad back as a carer - so a sprained finger certainly wouldnt even consider staying off unless it prevented me doing anything at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG how about a bit of sympathy guys.

Thank god I've got a wonderful boss who's very understanding then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

Why ever not.?"

I work for the NHS you have to be hooked up to life support to get time off

I got hit by a car once while working and they wouldn't cover my calls I only had one more before my break I was told to do my next call and go see the Dr in my break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."

You can be employed and poor! I work night shifts so I'm free in the days to take my daughter to and from school and to all her classes. In the days I'll take my daughter to school I'll sleep if I've done a night shift, do house work, go to the gym, I mowed my lawns yesterday. Lots of things you can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger "

this

sprained finger

man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.

Look for work? That's what I did.

Do you work.?

"

Yes. And I even work with a bad back and a bad shoulder. Get to work !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

this

sprained finger

man up! "

Have you ever sprained your finger do you know how painful it is.?

No then take a seat. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

this

sprained finger

man up!

Have you ever sprained your finger do you know how painful it is.?

No then take a seat. x"

i dropped a 20kilogram weight plate on my foot on wednesday evening at the gym wouldve broken 99 out of 100 guys foot

it might even be broken! but am still on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

this

sprained finger

man up!

Yeah ok Man of Steel.

Have you ever sprained your finger do you know how painful it is.?

No then take a seat. x

i dropped a 20kilogram weight plate on my foot on wednesday evening at the gym wouldve broken 99 out of 100 guys foot

it might even be broken! but am still on it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

this

sprained finger

man up!

Have you ever sprained your finger do you know how painful it is.?

No then take a seat. x

i dropped a 20kilogram weight plate on my foot on wednesday evening at the gym wouldve broken 99 out of 100 guys foot

it might even be broken! but am still on it "

My hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no way my boss would let me have time off for a sprained finger

this

sprained finger

man up!

Have you ever sprained your finger do you know how painful it is.?

No then take a seat. x

i dropped a 20kilogram weight plate on my foot on wednesday evening at the gym wouldve broken 99 out of 100 guys foot

it might even be broken! but am still on it "

Yeah ok Man of Steel but whats your job - desk job so it wouldn't matter.?

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

My work has only given me no jobs this week and only 1 next week. That's 2 weeks with only 1 days work!! At this rate I'll have to go on jobseekers to support myself. Will look for somewhere else to work as well. Sucks.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Is it the wanking hand ? that would be a serious disability....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the wanking hand ? that would be a serious disability.... "

Now that would be a disaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually im a....

lets just say im not a desk jockey

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

This has to be a tongue in cheek post as a sprained finger isn't worth a sick note surely

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."

you could pretend you're poor or unemployed and mingle with them, undercover. get some first hand experience on what the poor and unemployed do all day and report back to us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the wanking hand ? that would be a serious disability.... "

Well now you mention it yes but I have a toy for that so I'm covered.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work. "

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"They get flogged with limp celery by IDS.

Well all I done is sit about eating a box of chocolate's that a friend brought me to cheer me up.

It explains though why so many unemployed people are unhealthy and overweight though if this is their life. "

Don't forget to watch Jeremy Kyle to, otherwise you won't be getting the true 'unemployed' experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off "

I chipped a nail

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"OMG how about a bit of sympathy guys.

Thank god I've got a wonderful boss who's very understanding then. "

Sympathy? Off this site? You injured your head as well or something?.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG so many haters on here just because I have 10 days off work.

It's not my fault I'm the one suffering here.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail "

you should get that seen to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."
WHAT !! Sprained your finger and been off ill since..... Really

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail "

Have you dialled 999 yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.WHAT !! Sprained your finger and been off ill since..... Really

"

Yes and its not funny.

It really hurts and I cant do a lot for myself, but thank god I got good friends who rallied round and support me.

It's times like this you find out who they really are. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im self employed so time off equals no pay equals no new toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail

Have you dialled 999 yet?"

I'm a nurse I'm fully qualified to deal with such emergency myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail

Have you dialled 999 yet?

I'm a nurse I'm fully qualified to deal with such emergency myself "

Isn't it considered unethical to self medicate?

I really think with something as serious as this you should get it seen to properly: Don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail

Have you dialled 999 yet?

I'm a nurse I'm fully qualified to deal with such emergency myself

Isn't it considered unethical to self medicate?

I really think with something as serious as this you should get it seen to properly: Don't you?"

I would but I can't get the time off work

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.WHAT !! Sprained your finger and been off ill since..... Really

Yes and its not funny.

It really hurts and I cant do a lot for myself, but thank god I got good friends who rallied round and support me.

It's times like this you find out who they really are. x"

Well if you need an extra hand I'm sure you'll find plenty on here willing to help out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work.

I grazed my arm this morning , wonder if that will warrant a week off

I chipped a nail

Have you dialled 999 yet?

I'm a nurse I'm fully qualified to deal with such emergency myself

Isn't it considered unethical to self medicate?

I really think with something as serious as this you should get it seen to properly: Don't you?

I would but I can't get the time off work "

You could tell them it was a serious accident and you sprained a finger...

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a stroke last June and my employer made it clear that unless I returned within a month then he would see to it that I lost my job. . . Wouldn't put it in writing of course!

So, having a mortgage to pay, I was left with little choice!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days.WHAT !! Sprained your finger and been off ill since..... Really

Yes and its not funny.

It really hurts and I cant do a lot for myself, but thank god I got good friends who rallied round and support me.

It's times like this you find out who they really are. x

Well if you need an extra hand I'm sure you'll find plenty on here willing to help out.

"
Oh, sorry, Just read back up the thread; you've got a toy for that so alls OK. LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am. "

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am. "

We loves you really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle. "

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am. "

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am. "

Most have been through a lot worse.....a sprained finger is pretty low key .don't worry about it...it's all shits and giggles.

least your typing finger seems ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss "

I'm shocked you being a nurse id thought you of all people would be more sympathetic towards my situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Most have been through a lot worse.....a sprained finger is pretty low key .don't worry about it...it's all shits and giggles.

least your typing finger seems ok

"

Yes its the one next to my pinky. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun. "

sprained finger sufferers support group right here

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun. "

Well I sorta understand. Not the off work part though. I still had to work with the fracture in my finger/knuckle. No pain killers either.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss

I'm shocked you being a nurse id thought you of all people would be more sympathetic towards my situation. "

Sympathetic nurses? PMSFL!!

You really must have been born in an alternate reality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun.

Well I sorta understand. Not the off work part though. I still had to work with the fracture in my finger/knuckle. No pain killers either. "

There must be laws against that hun making you suffer like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Most have been through a lot worse.....a sprained finger is pretty low key .don't worry about it...it's all shits and giggles.

least your typing finger seems ok

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun. "

heads up! I think they were being sarcastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss

I'm shocked you being a nurse id thought you of all people would be more sympathetic towards my situation. "

Shall I book you in for a home visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Most have been through a lot worse.....a sprained finger is pretty low key .don't worry about it...it's all shits and giggles.

least your typing finger seems ok

Yes its the one next to my pinky. x"

you'll be fine...honestly...it doubtless hurts a little but when you start breaking bones and stuff, you'll know why your post has elicited a bit of pisstaking....

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Been there done that. Still got the slight deformity in my knuckle.

OMG I love you at last somebody who understands.

Hugs hun.

Well I sorta understand. Not the off work part though. I still had to work with the fracture in my finger/knuckle. No pain killers either.

There must be laws against that hun making you suffer like that. "

Meh I just dealt with it. I will accept the hugs though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss

I'm shocked you being a nurse id thought you of all people would be more sympathetic towards my situation.

Sympathetic nurses? PMSFL!!

You really must have been born in an alternate reality. "

that made me laugh

True though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH's pride and joy horse broke my finger a month ago still at work no bother. Can still get my fingers around my coffee cup so I'm good to go.

Who needs fingers to pilot a desk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has to be a tongue in cheek post as a sprained finger isn't worth a sick note surely "

This please god make it this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

considering her sprained hand is used to wank off the elite mp's of parliament, she was successfully signed off work to report back after the election?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I fractured a bone in my right hand in January. Missed one shift cos I was at AnE, but back in for my next shift. I live on my own, have a big dog to look after. Was in a lot of pain, but got on with it. Being off sick would have caused too many problems for me. Whilst I sympathise with you being in pain, I'm surprised you've been signed off for 10 because of a sprained finger unless your job requires you to use your hands.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


" considering her sprained hand is used to wank off the elite mp's of parliament, she was successfully signed off work to report back after the election? "

Sorry, who we talking about now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fractured a bone in my right hand in January. Missed one shift cos I was at AnE, but back in for my next shift. I live on my own, have a big dog to look after. Was in a lot of pain, but got on with it. Being off sick would have caused too many problems for me. Whilst I sympathise with you being in pain, I'm surprised you've been signed off for 10 because of a sprained finger unless your job requires you to use your hands. "

OMG thank you hun for the sympathy and yes my job does.

Too many haters on here never thought about that first. x

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Gerrof

Now who's taking the piss

I'm shocked you being a nurse id thought you of all people would be more sympathetic towards my situation.

Sympathetic nurses? PMSFL!!

You really must have been born in an alternate reality.

that made me laugh

True though "

Anything else I can do to bring a smile to your face feel free to let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

"

The gag was going so well then you went and torpedoed it saying the doc gave you painkillers & a sick note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fractured my arm. My employer gave me lighter duties and I got by. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

The gag was going so well then you went and torpedoed it saying the doc gave you painkillers & a sick note "

Yes I have actually Co-codamol 15/500mg up to 4 times a day.

And yeah my GP has known me since I was 8 so why wouldn't she.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"actually im a....

lets just say im not a desk jockey "

Now I'm intrigued in your job and the OP's job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago i fell off my heels and broke the bone inside my wrist. I drove home and to a&e the next day when it swelled up. Signed off in a cast for 6 wks i foolishly worked from home the whole time!

Been working very hard for 9 months straight now and would love time off. Books, music, art galleries, cinema, even tv box sets ... id love the time to enjoy them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and bless you babe get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

The gag was going so well then you went and torpedoed it saying the doc gave you painkillers & a sick note

Yes I have actually Co-codamol 15/500mg up to 4 times a day.

And yeah my GP has known me since I was 8 so why wouldn't she.?

"

Self certify for the first 5 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its no secret I'm a Hairdresser so how can I cut hair if my hand isn't working proper.?

Maybe try and use my teeth or something instead.??

I cant believe the haters on here, besides this wasn't about me it was about what people do all day who don't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and bless you babe get well soon "

Thanks hun for your support. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they spend most of their time on here lol

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By *arabeefWoman
over a year ago

otley


"This has to be a tongue in cheek post as a sprained finger isn't worth a sick note surely "

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I stubbed my big toe once when I was a kid, hurt like hell. Didn't get any time of, I was a kid. D'you thing I could go and see my doctor now and get some time off in lieu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

The gag was going so well then you went and torpedoed it saying the doc gave you painkillers & a sick note

Yes I have actually Co-codamol 15/500mg up to 4 times a day.

And yeah my GP has known me since I was 8 so why wouldn't she.?

Self certify for the first 5 days"

Yes but its been 3 days and when I asked her how long she said take 7- 10 days to improve so I asked her if she could give me a note for my boss and she had no problem doing that for me, because she's nice and we always got on.

That's the benefit of having a family GP and I have a huge amount of respect for her shes a Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know what the ops job is too that warrants 10 days off for a sprained finger.

If that's what you consider unbearable pain it's a good job you can't give birth, that's real pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fractured a bone in my right hand in January. Missed one shift cos I was at AnE, but back in for my next shift. I live on my own, have a big dog to look after. Was in a lot of pain, but got on with it. Being off sick would have caused too many problems for me. Whilst I sympathise with you being in pain, I'm surprised you've been signed off for 10 because of a sprained finger unless your job requires you to use your hands.

OMG thank you hun for the sympathy and yes my job does.

Too many haters on here never thought about that first. x"

No haters, just adults wondering why another adult is trying to milk for sympathy. My little one fractured her finger and didn't whine half as much as you, even when it had to be straightened and put in a splint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to have two fingers put in a splint at East Grinstead hospital, driving back every time I turned right I put the wipers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the doctor gave me some painkillers and a sick note so its not like it's nothing.

The gag was going so well then you went and torpedoed it saying the doc gave you painkillers & a sick note

Yes I have actually Co-codamol 15/500mg up to 4 times a day.

And yeah my GP has known me since I was 8 so why wouldn't she.?

Self certify for the first 5 days

Yes but its been 3 days and when I asked her how long she said take 7- 10 days to improve so I asked her if she could give me a note for my boss and she had no problem doing that for me, because she's nice and we always got on.

That's the benefit of having a family GP and I have a huge amount of respect for her shes a Angel "

Yeah but...naaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I never knew there was so many mean hard faced people on here.

It's not my fault I cant work. "

You reap what you sow...poorly finger, so you chose your sicky time, to come her and have digs at others... "productive"....says nobody!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Best thread since the one liners, gotta love this place, some comedy gold right here.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fractured a bone in my right hand in January. Missed one shift cos I was at AnE, but back in for my next shift. I live on my own, have a big dog to look after. Was in a lot of pain, but got on with it. Being off sick would have caused too many problems for me. Whilst I sympathise with you being in pain, I'm surprised you've been signed off for 10 because of a sprained finger unless your job requires you to use your hands.

OMG thank you hun for the sympathy and yes my job does.

Too many haters on here never thought about that first. x

No haters, just adults wondering why another adult is trying to milk for sympathy. My little one fractured her finger and didn't whine half as much as you, even when it had to be straightened and put in a splint."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thread since the one liners, gotta love this place, some comedy gold right here.

Him"

It's kept me giggling....

You know when a child has a hilarious but fairly harmless accident and they have one of those over dramatized wailing cries and you shouldn't laugh, but you just do?

Pretty much that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm just glad not everyone is as heartless on this site as some of you on this forum.

The amount off messages of support I've had in private has been awesome and just goes to show there is some humanity left out there. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm just glad not everyone is as heartless on this site as some of you on this forum.

The amount off messages of support I've had in private has been awesome and just goes to show there is some humanity left out there. x"

Would you like a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no secret I'm a Hairdresser so how can I cut hair if my hand isn't working proper.?

Maybe try and use my teeth or something instead.??

I cant believe the haters on here, besides this wasn't about me it was about what people do all day who don't work. "

You can sweep up,make drinks,wash towels and talk to the little old ladies while someone does their blue rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The age says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The age says it all "

ageist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The age says it all "

Which doesn't mean I expect all 25 year olds to be whiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The age says it all

ageist "

When it comes to fucking, you bet your bottom dollar sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm just glad not everyone is as heartless on this site as some of you on this forum.

The amount off messages of support I've had in private has been awesome and just goes to show there is some humanity left out there. x

Would you like a cuddle? "

Thanks hun I know you're not one of the cruel members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny this thread well the posts were and as for the poor op take care mate oh sorry didn't mean the last bit

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Its no secret I'm a Hairdresser so how can I cut hair if my hand isn't working proper.?

Maybe try and use my teeth or something instead.??

I cant believe the haters on here, besides this wasn't about me it was about what people do all day who don't work.

You can sweep up,make drinks,wash towels and talk to the little old ladies while someone does their blue rinse "

Love red toe nails.

Just saying in passing like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm just glad not everyone is as heartless on this site as some of you on this forum.

The amount off messages of support I've had in private has been awesome and just goes to show there is some humanity left out there. x"

I wouldn't say heartless just your injury doesn't warrant sympathy, simple as. It's a fucking sprained finger like, grow up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I hope your finger heals soon and you can get back to earning your living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thing reads like a monty python 'luxury' sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sprained finger... Seriously?!

You got a sick note for a sprained finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This whole thing reads like a monty python 'luxury' sketch"

A sprained finger !! Luxury

I used to have to go to work with a broken hand...I used to dream of a sprained finger

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

I'm thinking the OP should grow a set -man up and stop whining

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a sprained finger I am still laughing a sprained fucking finger

bless.... rest up and I hope you make a full and speedy recovery.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fuck knows what will happen if you get a zit on your nose. You best take out some insurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exercise it with a bit of finger mouse'ing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

"

honestly, there are truly afflicted people living in the total despair and then there is you with a sprained finger. Now that will be sore but it will heal and you will rise from this injury like a phoenix from the fire...........

if only they could...

good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

honestly, there are truly afflicted people living in the total despair and then there is you with a sprained finger. Now that will be sore but it will heal and you will rise from this injury like a phoenix from the fire...........

if only they could...

good luck"

Aww thanks hun what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

honestly, there are truly afflicted people living in the total despair and then there is you with a sprained finger. Now that will be sore but it will heal and you will rise from this injury like a phoenix from the fire...........

if only they could...

good luck

Aww thanks hun what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. x"

yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

"

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic."

If you got nothing nice to say then don't bother ok hater.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."

How are we expected to know

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Please let this be an elaborate joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP.

If you worked for me I would sack you.

(If I had employees which I don't - thank fuck)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic.

If you got nothing nice to say then don't bother ok hater."

Sadly it's an open forum. I also work with people who have genuine disabilities and wounded service personnel.

I'm far from a hater. I just happen to find you comparing yourself to someone with a genuine disability frankly offensive and just a wee bit pathetic.

It was almost funny until you said that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic.

If you got nothing nice to say then don't bother ok hater.

Sadly it's an open forum. I also work with people who have genuine disabilities and wounded service personnel.

I'm far from a hater. I just happen to find you comparing yourself to someone with a genuine disability frankly offensive and just a wee bit pathetic.

It was almost funny until you said that."

And still you keep attacking me for being ill.

Well of course I know its not like losing a leg or so but it still is very real to ME ok and quite frankly if all you're going to do is slag me off for being ill then I leave you to it.

Anyway this wasn't about me it was about what people who don't work do with their time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine a sprained finger is not very pleasant and will get in the way of plenty of day to day tasks

But 10 days off sick does seem excessive.

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

have you asked the authorities if you could have someone to come and wipe your arse due to your poor little pinky ?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."

Of work with a sprained finger!

Lmao....i came to work for three not knowing I'd fractured my arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic.

If you got nothing nice to say then don't bother ok hater.

Sadly it's an open forum. I also work with people who have genuine disabilities and wounded service personnel.

I'm far from a hater. I just happen to find you comparing yourself to someone with a genuine disability frankly offensive and just a wee bit pathetic.

It was almost funny until you said that.

And still you keep attacking me for being ill.

Well of course I know its not like losing a leg or so but it still is very real to ME ok and quite frankly if all you're going to do is slag me off for being ill then I leave you to it.

Anyway this wasn't about me it was about what people who don't work do with their time.

"

You're not ill either.

Look, I'm sorry you've sprained your finger. It must be a bit sore. But try to be a bit realistic... You're not disabled, you're not ill, in the grand scheme of things it's just an inconvenience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can imagine a sprained finger is not very pleasant and will get in the way of plenty of day to day tasks

But 10 days off sick does seem excessive."

Well I was told 7 - 10 so hopefully 7.

And thanks for your kind words nice to see some caring people on here much appreciated . xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This really has to be a joke right?

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"OMG why don't you just spit on me for having a disability.

Wow so much hate towards the afflicted on here.

It's a sprained finger. Comparing yourself to someone with an actual disability, not just a boo boo, is pathetic.

If you got nothing nice to say then don't bother ok hater.

Sadly it's an open forum. I also work with people who have genuine disabilities and wounded service personnel.

I'm far from a hater. I just happen to find you comparing yourself to someone with a genuine disability frankly offensive and just a wee bit pathetic.

It was almost funny until you said that."
thank you for putting it far politer than I would and risk a ban

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I sprained my finger on Monday and been of work ill since and its soooo boring nothing to do apart from read my get well soon cards and crap telly.

It got me thinking what do the poor people and unemployed do with their days."
How rude maybe you got your finger stuck so far up your nose that's how you sprained it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Now you're sat around for 10 days with your finger up your arse. Be careful you don't do the same to the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine a sprained finger is not very pleasant and will get in the way of plenty of day to day tasks

But 10 days off sick does seem excessive.

Well I was told 7 - 10 so hopefully 7.

And thanks for your kind words nice to see some caring people on here much appreciated . xx"

A lot of people will have negative attitudes towards sickness off work because a lot of people don't get sick pay so have to get up and get on with it.

My brother was recently off sick for a week with food poisoning and only got statutory sick pay.

I'm lucky and receive full sick pay for up to 12 months, but if I take more than 3 days in 6 months it costs me £1500.

With a sprained finger id of told them IAM COMING TO WORK! just stick me in the office till it's sorted

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Yeah well take the piss I just hope you lot never have to go through the hell I am.

Most have been through a lot worse.....a sprained finger is pretty low key .don't worry about it...it's all shits and giggles.

least your typing finger seems ok

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG this is Fab not twitter.

So much abuse for spraining my finger and being unable to work.

It's not my fault I didn't do it on purpose.

#Haters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa the trick with satire is to make it outrageous but still with a hint of credibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG this is Fab not twitter.

So much abuse for spraining my finger and being unable to work.

It's not my fault I didn't do it on purpose.

#Haters"

Just stick your middle finger up at them

(Providing it's not the sprained one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG this is Fab not twitter.

So much abuse for spraining my finger and being unable to work.

It's not my fault I didn't do it on purpose.

#Haters

Just stick your middle finger up at them

(Providing it's not the sprained one)

"

No its the one next to my pinky and its very sore and bruised so I cant hold my scissors for work.

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