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over a year ago

Random posts for people who are that way inclined

Fab? Fab? You can't handle the Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is shit ...im in !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is shit ...im in !

I like it that's the spirit

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

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over a year ago

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners. "

Did you buy any plants?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A few years ago I used to supply filofaxes for the mafia. Yes I was involved in very organised crime

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?"

No they were all hugely expensive. My friend and I had a nice chat though and we looked around and vowed never to wear crimplene trousers, fleece and Velcro fastening shoes with a nice acrylic scarf at our neck.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to post because I'm a firm believer in joining in because if everyone abstained, the fora would be pretty dull.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I was accused of shoplifting from that garden centre , they found something at the bottom of my bag as I left , I didn't put it there , I swear it was a plant ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

That's a very different image that I have of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love the film,,, grease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once met a chick in Kiev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive forgot what this post is about ...but I actually thought it was all about ME!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

That's a very different image that I have of you. "

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over a year ago

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!

I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a discussion as to whether people from Scotland actually come out of a scotch egg

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners. "

There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"i love the film,,, grease

I have never seen it despite the best efforts of my friends who feel that I'm missing out and even bought me a copy for my birthday one year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a discussion as to whether people from Scotland actually come out of a scotch egg

I have a pet Haggis called No vote

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!

I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!

You are going to be inundated with offers now

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I deny everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a discussion as to whether people from Scotland actually come out of a scotch egg

I have a pet Haggis called No vote"

Well if the haggis says no I'll believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love the film,,, grease

I have never seen it despite the best efforts of my friends who feel that I'm missing out and even bought me a copy for my birthday one year."

Wasn't it the one that you want ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I deny everything!

But you have just admitted you deny everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two pairs of velcro shoes!

(5.10 Anasazi rock-climbing shoes, and Shimano SPD-SL cycling shoes). Also several fleeces, but no crimplene kecks

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"i love the film,,, grease

I have never seen it despite the best efforts of my friends who feel that I'm missing out and even bought me a copy for my birthday one year.

Wasn't it the one that you want ? "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!!

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There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a job as a trapeze artist , but unfortunately I was let go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My earlier post has reminded me how much I love the word 'kecks'. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deny everything!

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no you don't

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have a Chinese library book out at the moment entitled "Oo Flung Dung" by Will E Catchit

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!!

There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it"

Dobbies?? Near the cinema etc? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed out on a social today n im gutted

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I deny everything!

no you don't "

Oh yes I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know there is a Chinese library in Eastbourne.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Did you know there is a Chinese library in Eastbourne. "

You are on FIRE today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only asparagus Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know there is a Chinese library in Eastbourne.

You are on FIRE today!

You keep setting them up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

There's a garden centre in ashford and the cafe there is anazing.. Cheese scones and fresh cream cakes the size of house bricks!!

There's a garden centre in Ashford with an American diner next to it

Dobbies?? Near the cinema etc? X"
bybrook garden centre on Canterbury road (A28) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a book coming out soon.

Serves me right for eating it I suppose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank "

Aren't submarines meant to sink ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I learned how to do a fish tail braid this week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so.... retired mermaids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank

Aren't submarines meant to sink ? "

Yes and that's how they do it

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"I deny everything!

I admit nothing

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I deny everything!

I admit nothing"

I deny nothing and admit every thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"

Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

One day I'm sure you will

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!

Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then?

Lol I thought about that!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank

Aren't submarines meant to sink ?

Yes and that's how they do it

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I thought all submariners had loose back doors

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I deny everything!

I admit nothing

I deny nothing and admit every thing

Noo, don't do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!

Will you be holding a doughnut in your next pic then?

Lol I thought about that!"

Can't beat a pic of a sexy doughnut I'd fab it all long lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

One day I'm sure you will

Never! When they nail the lid down it will be on an old crone in heels, a corset and low cut dress who was shot at the age of 99 by a jealous lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought about writing something but it hurts my head

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I deny everything!

I admit nothing

I deny nothing and admit every thing

Noo, don't do it!

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought about writing something but it hurts my head

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might be easier using a pen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"

well you could do with a bit more meat on you. My meat, specifically...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I thought about writing something but it hurts my head

might be easier using a pen?"

Genuine lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought about writing something but it hurts my head

might be easier using a pen?

Genuine lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought about writing something but it hurts my head

might be easier using a pen?"

I tried thinking of a witty comeback, But... well like I said before

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

Velcro eh...what a rip off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what your mother says I think you're alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care what your mother says I think you're alright "

Right back at ya.

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over a year ago

"My grandad always used to say to me how back in his day they always left the backdoor open. No wonder his submarine sank

Aren't submarines meant to sink ?

Yes and that's the way they do it

That really is a punch line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vyvian's escaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?"

the vegetables were all being feedd soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

If there's a hurricane on one side of the world, does it make a butterflies wings flutter on the other?

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"I deny everything!

I admit nothing

I deny nothing and admit every thing

Unless it makes sense

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

4ft high windows? on a Thursday? Don't be daft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat just took a shit on my bed. I swear to fuck she was smiling at me

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

I love ginger and I'm not ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rek u m8

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over a year ago

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!

I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!

Bless you looked lovely in them at the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never leave the house without a smoked haddock wrapped in newspaper under my arm...

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over a year ago

"I have singly handedly eaten 18 crispy creme glazed donuts in a week since they opened up a shop near me....profile pics may be changing somewhat soon at this rate!"

What were you doing with the other hand, if you dont mind me asking? Though i wouldn't blame you. I'd do the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a poo today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some town in New Zealand decided to name their municipal rubbish dump/facility after John Cleese.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I wish I could fly.... right up to the sky. But I Can't !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I had lunch in a garden centre cafe today it was just like eating in a school canteen where the pupils were old age pensioners.

Did you buy any plants?

I think I may be one who wl be wearing Velcro shoes!

I already have Velcro shoes and an acrylic scarf! I wear them for meets! Still saving up for the crimplene trousers though!

Bless you looked lovely in them at the social

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