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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"You can put a dog in the oven it doesn't make it a biscuit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking on thin ice can get you into hot water......yes ive used it before but I like it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led...

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

You can't fart against thunder.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

So is this meant to be an animal cruelty thread or a cookery discussion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break your leg don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the words of the virgin Mary, come again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is a language in itself - Jackie Chan.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led...

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

You can't fart against thunder."

never heard any of these before in my life lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overheard in a duty free shop :

Man looking at BOSS aftershave : Darling, do you think this would suit me?

Woman : Maybe, but just remember that wearing a sheepskin coat doesnt make you a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You can put a dog in the oven it doesn't make it a biscuit""

Have you just been listening to Talksport ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A lady will always stand up to fart in the bath

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If things dont change here they will stay the samw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf.""

wow yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being unique is cool.Being normal?What's that?That's a setting on a washing machine,nobody wants to be that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no angry way to say bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote of the day:

BITCH Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Everything happens for a reason.... often that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions

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