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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So I've got today off due to an house inspection and so far today I've had two separate double glazing salesmen, one who the cheeky feck said blimey you still in your PJ's....(I'm not I've got some summer trousers with flowers on them)..do you get many door to door sales people knocking because I seem to get loads...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not many. We occasionally get the charity ones selling tea towels etc but since I live in an area of lots of elderly and frail people there has been a police policy to discourage door to door sellers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barking of our dog seems to put them off

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not many. We occasionally get the charity ones selling tea towels etc but since I live in an area of lots of elderly and frail people there has been a police policy to discourage door to door sellers."

Well that's good that they have done this...I usually keep the door half open and because I'm a fat fucker they can't get a look in as to what's in the house. I'm sure they are not casing the joint but it's akways in the back of my mind as to whether they are genuine or not..

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By *ellowmaleMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

live in a cottage half way up a mountain...they gotta be pretty determined to get here!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont know as Im out all day during the week and most Saturdays too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the old trick and tell them that the house is rented, they don't want to know then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get any here either, apart from virginmedia sales people but i'm already with them so they always have to apologise for bothering me for no reason. Did have the local pisshead come to my door asking me for money once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've got today off due to an house inspection and so far today I've had two separate double glazing salesmen, one who the cheeky feck said blimey you still in your PJ's....(I'm not I've got some summer trousers with flowers on them)..do you get many door to door sales people knocking because I seem to get loads...

No I ignore my door

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No I ignore my door "

I tried but fuck me they both knocked like they were the old bill

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No I ignore my door

I tried but fuck me they both knocked like they were the old bill

Oh yeah, they call often aswell?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I sound taught the parrot recently to shout 'go away' at the sound of the door bell, not many still there when we get to the door.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No I ignore my door

I tried but fuck me they both knocked like they were the old bill

Oh yeah, they call often aswell?"

Not anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but my Mum and Dad are not home

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

i get a least one a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I ignore my door

I tried but fuck me they both knocked like they were the old bill

My actual door is on the roof and the external door is locked so unless I let u in you ant coming up lol

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I live in a secure entry building, yet my neighbours just buzz in any old random.

I ignore the buzzer unless I'm expecting anyone, and if I can hear doors being knocked on I just ignore it when they get to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We haven't had any callers since the last one was found dismembered in the quarry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to tell Jehovah witnesses knocking on I'm a satanist. They move on pretty quick although once they came back with reinforcements. I had to apologise and listen to them for a bit, still told them to jog on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to tell Jehovah witnesses knocking on I'm a satanist. They move on pretty quick although once they came back with reinforcements. I had to apologise and listen to them for a bit, still told them to jog on."

I ask them if they've given up all their possessions to come preach their word at me. The bible tells them to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask them if they've given up all their possessions to come preach their word at me. The bible tells them to do that."

We have Jehovah's living opposite , lovely family , but it means we never get a knock up because they know us all.

They're not much fun at the street Christmas party though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask them if they've given up all their possessions to come preach their word at me. The bible tells them to do that.

We have Jehovah's living opposite , lovely family , but it means we never get a knock up because they know us all.

They're not much fun at the street Christmas party though. "

My sisters one, she had a lot of problems all her life ans she's a lot nicer/happier since she became one tbh. She's never preached at me either, i only ever see her at christmas though and she gets me presents.

They're alright i guess. Just don't need them coming round to mine, mormons come by sometimes as well.

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By *oLimFunMan
over a year ago

Exploring You

I used to do this for a home improvement company but didn't do very well as I just didn't have it in me to harass people like the company wanted us to, they train you to lie as much as possible to get the customers interested its a horrible job and I'm glad I'm out of it, and they still keep messaging to try and get me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mirror strategically positioned so I can see who's at the door without being seen. The majority of the time I can tell whether I have any wish to answer and mostly, just like my home phone that has caller ID, I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only get to see people on visiting Days

Gimp

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I ignore my door, or try to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, but I was selling double glazing knocked one door today and the lazy moo still in her pj's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, but I was selling double glazing knocked one door today and the lazy moo still in her pj's

And she even tried to convince me that they were flowery trousers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody can find our house so never get any. Although we also get lots of 'missed deliveries' because delivery drivers can't find us either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno, but I was selling double glazing knocked one door today and the lazy moo still in her pj's

And she even tried to convince me that they were flowery trousers! "

Lucky for you that she's not on here.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Dunno, but I was selling double glazing knocked one door today and the lazy moo still in her pj's

And she even tried to convince me that they were flowery trousers! "

funny sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I lived in Manchester had few Church ppl one time was in bed with 40yo fb having some fun think they heard us lol looks we got

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elderly neighbour has clear signs up asking for door to door sellers to not call at her house and they still do. I get very militant when I see them and happily see them off from bothering her.

Seem to always get double glazing guys round where we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about, "Jesus told me to not fall for your spiel. He's upstairs in the cellar. Would you like to come in and commune with him? We were just settling down to a nice game of Russian roulette. He's terrible at it! Still, it doesn't seem to put him off!"

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I ignore but not had any callers laterly if see jevohan witnesses dont answer

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I live in a bit of a maze, where the houses to one side are on a different street and I get no end of people trying to deliver to the corresponding number of that house instead of this place.

I love the way people ask if I'm sure this isn't the right street. I've only been here 9 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had two lovely firemen come round recently who put in a new smoke alarm for me.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

If I'm ever off work,and someone knocks I just assume they're seeking me shit I don't want or even worse its the godshite brigade so I don't bother answering

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Seem to always get double glazing guys round where we are."

There a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by appointment only

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By *eepfoughtMan
over a year ago

Burnley

I'm always unfailingly polite to the Jehova's witnesses, but I know how to turn their pitch on its head. When I lived in Cardiff our house got visited once and never again, even when the neighbours got visited and we were home. I guess I got blacklisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was in the home of an elderly couple i care for today - and one of the chaps with a hawkers beware type id knocked on trying to sell i dont know what - told him that the homeoewners wernt interested - had my id on anyway and he insisted i chat to him - so i shut the door in his face - as much as i appreciate theses people getting out and trying to earn a quid for the pot - when people say no they should accept that -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answer the door with a flame thrower, usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We,re always in the fireing line from Jehovars witnesses has they have a kingdom hall just around the caller, I just tell them I,m a catholic bleeding Heart etc, Its amazeing how it takes The Wind out of their sails..

and Move on a lot quicker than they Normally Would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just around the corner I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now see. ..

I have no problem at all with JW's and believe me I'm not religious at all.

An old couple knock on my door. They must be in their 70's.

I regularly have them in and make them a cuppa.

The husband is a fucking lovely bloke.

So that comment can do one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I live in a top floor flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now see. ..

I have no problem at all with JW's and believe me I'm not religious at all.

An old couple knock on my door. They must be in their 70's.

I regularly have them in and make them a cuppa.

The husband is a fucking lovely bloke.

So that comment can do one. "

Why??? Some of my best friends ate Satanists. Its much misunderstood.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I tried but fuck me they both knocked like they were the old bill

So they tried to smash your front doors in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the odd jehovahs witness i always tell them I am off to donate blood do they want to come with me

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