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10 swingers commandments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am attempting to write 10 swinging commandments. So far I have come up with 3 and actually have a few more I may list but thought it better to consult everyone and see if there's anything you think is important enough to add.

Please feel free to contribute anything you think might be necessary.

He was my first 3.

1. Thou shall not contact people and waste their time.

2. Thou shall scrub up thoroughly before every meet.

3. Thou shall have banter and laugh, for these are the key ingredients that make you more Attractive

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not turn up and be completely opposite to your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4. Though shalt not touch without asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will put up more than a cock pic.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

5

"thou shall be able to get an erection...and then maintain it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most important one: no means no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shalt not use contrary to trade descriptions act usernames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will not send out another message if the last one wasn't replied to, for you risk the wrath of the block button.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thou shalt use pictures not more than 1 year old.

Thou shalt ask before entering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not become needy or psychotic and cause trouble with future encounters

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thou shalt not ask if it's big enough!

Ffs if we're happy to play with it we clearly are happy with the size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall enjoy my cock snot up your fart pipe .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will send a face pic for if thou is minging you have wasted precious time.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall covet thy neighbours wife/gf/fb/fwb...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Thou shalt not over exaggerate ones sexual prowess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not over exaggerate ones sexual prowess "

Touché

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thou shall not piss up lamp posts

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.

Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.

Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.

Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.

Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.

Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.

Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.

Thou shall be respectful of wishes.

Thou shall bring protection just in case.

Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.

Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.

Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.

Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.

Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.

Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.

Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.

Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.

Thou shall be respectful of wishes.

Thou shall bring protection just in case.

Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.

Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent."

Thou shalt not show off with a long list of thou shalt nots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall get yer post in first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour and his wife's barebacking

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.

Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.

Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.

Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.

Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.

Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.

Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.

Thou shall be respectful of wishes.

Thou shall bring protection just in case.

Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.

Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent.

Thou shalt not show off with a long list of thou shalt nots "

Now it looks like your list of shalt nots

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

[Removed by poster at 29/04/15 13:53:42]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thou shalt read all the shalt nots on other people's profiles before contacting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall warn Sydney university that any use of your photos will lead to legal action being taken against them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not spend lots if time talking about swinging in forums but litle time doing it in reality.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

thou shalt know the difference between curvy and obese

thou shalt send pictures that are recent and not 10 years younger and 5 stone lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not fill in later

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 29/04/15 17:54:25]

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thou shalt give adequate warning that you have a moustache that makes you look like a Mexican bandit and not just spring it on someone.

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By *illymint45Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Thou shalt swing slow sweet chariot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not argue in the forums and try to get the last word in

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Thou shalt not be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not turn into an uncouth desription of either genitalia when thou doesn't get thine own way.

Thou shalt be generous and polite with thine feedback.

Thou shalt not leave just thine socks on, as there is nothing less provocative.

Thou shalt not bite or scratch or otherwise 'leave thine mark' without express permission.

Thou shalt always bring protection.

Thou shalt always read profiles carefully.

Thou shalt not stamp thine feet and whine like a bitch.

Thou shalt not say 'can accomodate' when thou live with thine parents.

Thou shalt respect and understand others sexual preferences before messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not be a cunt."

damn

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"thou shalt know the difference between curvy and obese

thou shalt send pictures that are recent and not 10 years younger and 5 stone lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not be a cunt.

damn "

its a good point though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Thou should treat others as thy would wish to be treated

2. Thou should covert that sexy ladies ass

That's my bolt shot

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Thou shall not be straight when contacting a tv/ts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou luvvvvveessspussyxx69xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not stop squirting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will not send out another message if the last one wasn't replied to, for you risk the wrath of the block button."

I vote this one in! Lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thou shalt not kick your used condom under thyne hosts bed !

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thou shall not demand access to 'chat' via kik, whasapp and the likes thereof, until thine object of desire has been fulfilled that thou are not a pic collector, wanker, socially undesirable and would appropriately meet their desire for absolute satisfaction, however and whenever they may require delivery of your guaranteed prowess. Any non delivery will maketh thine tiny appendage and testiculata subject to annihilation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt never say 'can I ask why you're not interested?'

If thou does, thou canst fuck the fuck off.

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