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Other deliveries I get have a full tracking service, it tells you in which hour to expect your parcel, what number delivery of the day it is for the van, and even pops up a Google map of the schedule area. 
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"Because not all of them can afford to offer it, some delivery companies are running at a loss sometimes." I'd rather add a couple of quid to the delivery charge if I knew when it might turn up and not waste an entire day  | |||
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"I got mine delivered to a named post office so I can collect at my time of choosing " Smarty Pants ! Unfortunately it's not an option, and also needs signing for, so cannot be left in a "secure" place  | |||
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"I got mine delivered to a named post office so I can collect at my time of choosing Smarty Pants ! Unfortunately it's not an option, and also needs signing for, so cannot be left in a "secure" place "Is it a mail order bride from Russia?  | |||
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"I got mine delivered to a named post office so I can collect at my time of choosing Smarty Pants ! Unfortunately it's not an option, and also needs signing for, so cannot be left in a "secure" place
Is it a mail order bride from Russia? "She's Ukrainian actually
One of the reasons why she can't be left in the dustbin, or with my lecherous neighbour | |||
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"I got mine delivered to a named post office so I can collect at my time of choosing Smarty Pants ! Unfortunately it's not an option, and also needs signing for, so cannot be left in a "secure" place
Is it a mail order bride from Russia?
She's Ukrainian actually
One of the reasons why she can't be left in the dustbin, or with my lecherous neighbour "Obviously | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting "Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time. | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time. "if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet  | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet "Why? Has she got a nine inch cock? | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet
Why?
Has she got a nine inch cock? "No, but she has got a ten inch pianist | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet
Why?
Has she got a nine inch cock?
No, but she has got a ten inch pianist "Hmmmm think you might get a little more than you're expecting honey... Stock up on lube  | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet
Why?
Has she got a nine inch cock?
No, but she has got a ten inch pianist
Hmmmm think you might get a little more than you're expecting honey... Stock up on lube "Don't worry, she's bringing her own vodka, so will be well oiled | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet
Why?
Has she got a nine inch cock?
No, but she has got a ten inch pianist
Hmmmm think you might get a little more than you're expecting honey... Stock up on lube
Don't worry, she's bringing her own vodka, so will be well oiled "Yeah think you might need more than vodka... | |||
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"Bored, bored, bored .... Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Because the agency you ordered your Ukrainian wifey off uses a budget parcel service with no tracking and an all day delivery time.
if you'd read her reviews you'd be more than a tad disappointed she isn't here yet
Why?
Has she got a nine inch cock?
No, but she has got a ten inch pianist
Hmmmm think you might get a little more than you're expecting honey... Stock up on lube
Don't worry, she's bringing her own vodka, so will be well oiled
Yeah think you might need more than vodka..."I'd be more worried if she were coming from Thailand  | |||
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It's here at last
New Bt Vision YouView box
Now to set up Netflix for a Breaking Bad marathon
Now taking the week off work doesn't seem so bad | |||
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