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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone entertain me. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come round here then, I'll do the truffle shuffle while moonwalking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please "

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "Shall I put them on your bill?" he replies, dont be thuckin stupid i'll thuffocate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?"

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked? "

Yes of course

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

Yes of course "

* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Holby is on in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

Yes of course

* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*"

Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "Shall I put them on your bill?" he replies, dont be thuckin stupid i'll thuffocate!"

That made me chuckle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just took a new pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a selfie stick or are you just pleased to see the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked? "

Fuck it, why not. For a cuppa I will do the ironing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a selfie stick or are you just pleased to see the OP "
Yes bit of both, its a new selfie stick I got lol, nice to see the op as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just took a new pic "

I got all excited thinking it was going to be a pic of you getting your cock milked behind a bush in Penge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please "

Do you need your lawn mowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just took a new pic

I got all excited thinking it was going to be a pic of you getting your cock milked behind a bush in Penge "

YEs I thought so to, but didn't have any pics of that yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

Do you need your lawn mowing? "

It could do with a quick going over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

Do you need your lawn mowing?

It could do with a quick going over "

How about any bushes that need trimming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

Do you need your lawn mowing?

It could do with a quick going over

How about any bushes that need trimming?"

My bush is kept well trimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

Do you need your lawn mowing?

It could do with a quick going over

How about any bushes that need trimming?

My bush is kept well trimmed "

All the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

Yes of course

* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*

Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first "

Now now ladies control yourselves

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

Yes of course

* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*

Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first

Now now ladies control yourselves "

Notice I'm not arguing?!?!? I'm patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "Shall I put them on your bill?" he replies, dont be thuckin stupid i'll thuffocate!"

Shortly after that he called again asking where's the nearest place to buy lube. She says "have you tried Boots?"

He replies "Boots? I want to slide in not bloody well march in....!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone entertain me. Please

I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?

I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?

Yes of course

* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*

Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first

Now now ladies control yourselves

Notice I'm not arguing?!?!? I'm patient "

Good things come to those who wait

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