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Just seen a UFO !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, hang on a minute, sorry, false alarm, it was a roast parsnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be too careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw...i actually have seen a UFO and was excited to see this topic.

Now i'm just confused about parsnips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips are the new Roswell

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Most reports of UFO sightings begin with the phrase "I was walking home from the pub when............."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and good with bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm still confused.

Ok, i was on my way to morrisons with my kids and we saw a triangle shaped craft in the sky, scalene shaped. That's all i can remember really, i/we may have been abducted but if i/we was/were then my/our mind was wiped of the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm still confused.

Ok, i was on my way to morrisons with my kids and we saw a triangle shaped craft in the sky, scalene shaped. That's all i can remember really, i/we may have been abducted but if i/we was/were then my/our mind was wiped of the experience."

Did you enjoy the anal probe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm still confused.

Ok, i was on my way to morrisons with my kids and we saw a triangle shaped craft in the sky, scalene shaped. That's all i can remember really, i/we may have been abducted but if i/we was/were then my/our mind was wiped of the experience.

Did you enjoy the anal probe? "

If i had an anal probe i did not consent to it and wouldn't have enjoyed it.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Wish they'd stop with the anal probing.

My bum hurts.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Wish I could see one

Mind you An alien would be cool too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish they'd stop with the anal probing.

My bum hurts.

"

You only had to say!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Gutted........I was really hoping for a real UFO sighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i told david camerom to ufo the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wish they'd stop with the anal probing.

My bum hurts.

"

I actually enjoy the probing

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Wish they'd stop with the anal probing.

My bum hurts.

I actually enjoy the probing "

We'll see how you feel in 2 weeks. : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several sightings of UFO'S in Scotland last week, turned out to be U.S. navy X-47B drones being flown as part of NATO exercises.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just done the kessel run with six parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done the kessel run with six parsnips "

you do know the parsnip is a vegetable of distance, not of time, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i hadn't come back in here to nosey now, got parsnip engimas going on in my head now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several sightings of UFO'S in Scotland last week, turned out to be U.S. navy X-47B drones being flown as part of NATO exercises."

Ner, they were definitely parsnips, easy mistake to make tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wish they'd stop with the anal probing.

My bum hurts.

I actually enjoy the probing

We'll see how you feel in 2 weeks. : )"

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Don't see what all the fuss is about. An Extra Turnip is a regular occurrence as I often cook slightly too much when it comes to a roast.

Him, who needs to phone the Mrs on the house phone.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done the kessel run with six parsnips "

That's a lie. They're far too Chewy......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair.... If it was at any point flying and you had no idea it was a par snip when you first saw it....

It was technically a flying object that had not been identified....

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Until you identified it.

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Your welcome.

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