FabSwingers.com forum: My sweet innocent mother

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was on the phone to her earlier wishing her happy birthday. She told me dad got her some flowers. But when she went to put them in a vase she realised the rim of it was chipped. She told me dad would superglue the missing bit back on. So i jokingly said it was nice of him to offer her a rim job on her birthday. She didnt know what i was on about so carried on chatting,

" while he was fixing the vase i told him to mend the buckle on the handle of my handbag. But the metal bit has snapped so i think ill just have to get a new strap on!"

At this point a very confused mother accused me of being d*unk because i was giggling so much!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I think the two of you should get together and start writing sit-coms LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a handbag

Nooo! That was my mum telling me about her handbag. As if i have one... Clutchbags are much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, can't fit as much in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, can't fit as much in them

Rubbish. I can fit a clutch and a gear stick in mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww, bless her cottons! after a crappy day this post and your one about injuring yourself earlier have put a smile back on my dial lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a few christmas ago my mother asked my son what he wonted for christmas he told her he wonted a game boy (that was when they were all the rage)

she asked me to come into the shop so that she knew it was the right thing she was looking for

she promptly hijacked a shop assistant and said to him

"young man have you got one of those rent boys my grandson is after one"

i could have died there and then

it was a good job he knew what she was on about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she promptly hijacked a shop assistant and said to him

"young man have you got one of those rent boys my grandson is after one"

i could have died there and then

it was a good job he knew what she was on about"

Oh my god are we related? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awww, bless her cottons! after a crappy day this post and your one about injuring yourself earlier have put a smile back on my dial lol

Aw thanks hun. Im just me in my own fun world. Some like me some dont. But i love me! Lol x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"awww, bless her cottons! after a crappy day this post and your one about injuring yourself earlier have put a smile back on my dial lol

Aw thanks hun. Im just me in my own fun world. Some like me some dont. But i love me! Lol x

Hun so do I xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awww, bless her cottons! after a crappy day this post and your one about injuring yourself earlier have put a smile back on my dial lol

Aw thanks hun. Im just me in my own fun world. Some like me some dont. But i love me! Lol x

well u are certainly keeping me entertained! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she promptly hijacked a shop assistant and said to him

"young man have you got one of those rent boys my grandson is after one"

i could have died there and then

it was a good job he knew what she was on about

Oh my god are we related? Lol"

i think so backagain

my mother dose things like that all the time and dosent realise what she saying and then wonders my me and the kids are killing ourselves laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hun so do I xxxxx"

Aww thanks sexy bum. Love ya too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well u are certainly keeping me entertained! lol xx"

Its nice i can keep a lady laugh without dropping my trousers!... Oh wait that didnt come out like i wanted it to!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

My mum once asked me what magnet trout pea pods were

I realised she was talking about mange tous

They are now always magnet trout to me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

well u are certainly keeping me entertained! lol xx

Its nice i can keep a lady laugh without dropping my trousers!... Oh wait that didnt come out like i wanted it to!"

So what happens when you do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what happens when you do!

they laugh and say put it away you dirty little man!..honestly the people in the library have no sense of humour these days!

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