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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need some advise.

Last night I was getting a blowie off my girlfriend and when I looked down I could see she had head lice. Not loads , but a good few. Now should I tell her , I don't want to risk hurting her feelings as she is Mrs P's best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Mrs P.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Tell Mrs P."

Nooooooo, she'll feel lousey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you or Mrs P cant tell her! Who can?

Discuss it with Mrs about who should tell her. Nothing too uncommon if she works around kids or has them! Easily dealt with.

Sure a little embarrassment her end but easily sorted!

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Offer to use a nit-comb the next time she's down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you wear a blindfold?

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By *ancashire GalWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn

No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's nits ffs TELL HER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell everyone. She'll find out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs telling asap think who they could be passing these horrible things on to. Bit of embarrassment maybe I'm sure she'd rather be told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's nits ffs TELL HER!

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and i'd strongly advise a good look in anyone else's head who has been close! itchy n scratchy is gonna be more funny tonight!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Won't Mrs p see this thread anyway

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Just tell her. It's no big deal, easy to treat. Anyone in a family where there are kids will have had them at some point.

It's a bitch if you have long hair though, those combs do snag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can head lice survive in the pubic area ?

I'm fairly close shaven down there but is it advisable to shave it all off now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rule number 1 in these scenarios

-don't tell her directly. unless you really want to make her feel sh1t.

best to tell her 'you know/have heard' its come back + big problem these days.

eg - some people have it, but do not say she has it. she will prob have good exam herself next time in shower/bath/bed

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can head lice survive in the pubic area ?

I'm fairly close shaven down there but is it advisable to shave it all off now ? "

Shave it and flea bomb it just to be sure.

On a serious level, if she has kids or hangs out with any that's probably where she got them. They are rife at some schools since not all parents treat for them when there's an outbreak which.means they just keep getting passed on. It's not unusual for parents, carers, child minders and relatives to get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm itching now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm itching now

Mabel is that you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm itching now

I was just about to post that.

Ewww fucking hell.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can head lice survive in the pubic area ?

I'm fairly close shaven down there but is it advisable to shave it all off now ? "

No.

Head lice have claws designed to hold on to the finer thinner scalp hair; very occassionaly they may be found in the eyebrows.

Pubic lice are, similarly, adapted to the thicker coarser pubic hair although, in very heavy infestations, they can make it to the eyebrows as well.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gift wrap some lyclear (or whatever it's called) and give it her. I'm sure she will get the msg

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am a firm believer that it is head lice that will inherit the world forget cockroaches (in the event of a nuclear holocaust or similar).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably jumped from your pubes to her Head! She's probably thinking the same as you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Probably jumped from your pubes to her Head! She's probably thinking the same as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can head lice survive in the pubic area ?

I'm fairly close shaven down there but is it advisable to shave it all off now ?

No.

Head lice have claws designed to hold on to the finer thinner scalp hair; very occassionaly they may be found in the eyebrows.

Pubic lice are, similarly, adapted to the thicker coarser pubic hair although, in very heavy infestations, they can make it to the eyebrows as well.

I don't have a hairy chest so I think I'll be safe there.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Well if she had them you and mrs now have them .. buy everyone a bottle of shampoo and wash all the bedding.. Dont have any more meets till you are all clear. Guess pusbes should be shampood too just in case .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some advise.

Either way, do wash and comb your pubes mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her but dont say when you noticed - nothing to be ashamed of ffs -

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I need some advise.

tell Mrs P and she can discuss it with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tell her but dont say when you noticed - nothing to be ashamed of ffs - "

I'm not ashamed of getting blown by my wife's best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tell her but dont say when you noticed - nothing to be ashamed of ffs -

I'm not ashamed of getting blown by my wife's best friend. "

hahah i meant your mind should have been elsewhere than her scalp at the time ya milly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's not what she was saying to be ashamed of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's not what she was saying to be ashamed of..."

thank you - hahah so many of us have caught the nits of the kids when they were little -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm itching now

Mabel is that you ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can head lice survive in the pubic area ?

I'm fairly close shaven down there but is it advisable to shave it all off now ? "
giggidy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her, then treat yourselves with hedrin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter got them at school recently, 4 week battle to get rid as other parents didnt bother! my mum and sis ended up with them too, if it was me, id rather know, but maybe leave out when you noticed!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When children have them they scratch like mad. Ask her if her head has been itchy lately. If she says yes,say that's cos you have fleas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to get rid of them is loads of conditioner and a head lice comb. Do it every evening until no more come out. Check again every few days.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I need some advise.

If this is serious and you could actually see them in her hair there is not much chance that she's unaware of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some advise.

If this is serious and you could actually see them in her hair there is not much chance that she's unaware of them.

Am I the only one scratching my head when reading this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some advise.

If this is serious and you could actually see them in her hair there is not much chance that she's unaware of them.

Am I the only one scratching my head when reading this?

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spank ya tits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best way to get rid of them is loads of conditioner and a head lice comb. Do it every evening until no more come out. Check again every few days. "

I'll have the best pubes in London after a week of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need some advise.

If this is serious and you could actually see them in her hair there is not much chance that she's unaware of them.

Am I the only one scratching my head when reading this?

Sorry if I've confused you. What do you need explaining ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I need some advise.

If this is serious and you could actually see them in her hair there is not much chance that she's unaware of them.

Am I the only one scratching my head when reading this?

Sorry if I've confused you. What do you need explaining ? "

No confusion. Scratching head as in nits.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

That's what I was going to say.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

That's what I was going to say. "

But I don't put chimps in my mouth.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

That's what I was going to say.

But I don't put chimps in my mouth. "

I think the thread title should have been grooming. It leads to closeness in chimp society.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Ooh ooh ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wouldn't you tell her? What if you noticed she had pubic lice or a scabby std, would you tell her then?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky"

Pasty poisoning?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky"

I've been here since 3.30pm

Train's at 7.30pm

One of those days.

*no dicky tummy as I don't eat during the day - I'm like the opposite of a gremlin!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky

Pasty poisoning?

Must be. It was the only thing I have eaten.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky

I've been here since 3.30pm

Train's at 7.30pm "

The perils of living in yokel land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her. "

Not everybody itches with headlice. FFS be an adult and tell her. The immaturity of some on here amazes me at times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to get rid of them is loads of conditioner and a head lice comb. Do it every evening until no more come out. Check again every few days.

I'll have the best pubes in London after a week of that. "

You could always train them and open a flea circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her.

Not everybody itches with headlice. FFS be an adult and tell her. The immaturity of some on here amazes me at times!!"

They move around,they make your head itch eventually. She may already know,they grow pretty quickly. The anger levels of some people amazes me

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Should have just picked them out and put them in your mouth like a chimp

Thanks Ryan!

I just spat beer across the table of the train station pub I'm in and a couple of people are now looking at me funny!

Lightened my shite mood no end!

Train station pubs is a bit of theme today.

I think I've got food poisoning. I'm proper dicky

I've been here since 3.30pm

Train's at 7.30pm

The perils of living in yokel land

No. Just expected to be here longer.

Fox said go shopping to kill time but unless all she wants is a shit toy bear (that admittedly looks like the real thing as opposed to the imposter in the film!) she's getting a station pasty at best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could see them she probably already knows she's got them !!!...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Next time wrap her head in cling film first and tell her it's a new fetish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her.

Not everybody itches with headlice. FFS be an adult and tell her. The immaturity of some on here amazes me at times!!"

I'm not immature, I was getting a blowjob from a lady. So ner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her.

Not everybody itches with headlice. FFS be an adult and tell her. The immaturity of some on here amazes me at times!!

I'm not immature, I was getting a blowjob from a lady. So ner. "

How many men are thinking lucky bugger,his wife has a friend who sucks his cock

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have offered to dunk Mr P's head and pubis in chemicals so that he's safe for the next blowie from his gf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Don't tell her.

She will realise she has them from the itching. You bringing it up will only embarrass her.

Not everybody itches with headlice. FFS be an adult and tell her. The immaturity of some on here amazes me at times!!

Nope the itch is caused by the bite, but not everybody reacts to it.

I thought Id got them off my daughter, but its just my exczema flaired up.

They move around,they make your head itch eventually. She may already know,they grow pretty quickly. The anger levels of some people amazes me "

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Just shave her head while she's sleeping, problem solved.

(no don't)

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