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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

I thought I was quite open minded, but whilst looking online for a toy to treat myself, I discovered a 7" 'anatomically correct' dog penis dildo called Clifford!

It's actually made me feel quite squeamish (where's the puke smiley when you want one?).

I know each to their own - but it's just so wrong - or is that just me????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people harbour such fantasies it may be better they inflict them on a piece of plastic rather than in reality with an innocent animal.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Ewww and I used to like doing it doggy-style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet it's the dogs bollocks of dildos though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen that dildo, you can also get a black leather dog hood to put over a guys head..... get down shep!

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'dog lover'

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Eeewwwwww

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"bet it's the dogs bollocks of dildos though "

No bollocks on it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it "

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!! "

Great minds think alike

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!!

Great minds think alike "

sick puppy

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!! "

You're not the only one who thought of Clifford 'the big red dog' but even if he was that big - surely his must be red???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!!

Great minds think alike

sick puppy"

Woof, woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!!

You're not the only one who thought of Clifford 'the big red dog' but even if he was that big - surely his must be red??? "

Oh gawd!! Definitely a sick puppy as I wondered if the dildo was red!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it

I'm beginning to think there's something seriously wrong with me as my first thought wasn't "ewwww" but "what breed of dog has a 7" penis?!!" Then I thought of the cartoon dog Clifford!!

Great minds think alike "

Funny enough the big red dog clifford was the first thing that popped into my head as well and how sick that that someone would make a dog shaped penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds me of the old joke about the Welsh hill farmer who made wild passionate love to his lover in the outdoors. What did she say afterwards?

Baaaa

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

down shep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, what breed of dog has a 7inch penis and who's gonna be brave enough to measure it "

I think its a daschund. Makes sense really. Dogs penises go inside of them while not in use. So its obvious a daschund is that length for a reason!

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