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How to spot a FAKE fanny

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If it looks like two slices of banana (cut end to end) with a grape in the middle...... it may be a fake fanny.

How else might a fake foo-foo be identified?

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

you defo need help

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

With so many 'how to spot FAKE....' threads knocking around.... I noticed a gap in the market.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

hmmm on that note if its got red stuff on it and it burns your mouth its probably a kebab and not a foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my neighbours is a right c**t. He's easy to spot

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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It could look like a mussel

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If it looks too much like a cat's face, then it probably is a cat's face.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im glad i had my banana before i read this. I saw one on a site and it was weird, I saw a guy on cam once and he was on the bed humping one of those fanny things with hair on it

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Streaky bacon labia... the 'Danish' tattoo if often the giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a sausage and two meat balls tucked between a pair of legs

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Definitely a stuffed chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im glad i had my banana before i read this. I saw one on a site and it was weird, I saw a guy on cam once and he was on the bed humping one of those fanny things with hair on it"

Speaking of banana's, it reminded me of a swingers party we went to once and there was a porn dvd playing. A women put a peeled banana into another woman and was sucking it. The banana broke off and there was a close up of the remaining part of the banana inside the woman. Can you imagine trying to get that out???

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Remember Johnny Craddock saying "May all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"?

Well,if it looks like a doughnut, then it's probably a fake..especially if it has jam in the middle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im glad i had my banana before i read this. I saw one on a site and it was weird, I saw a guy on cam once and he was on the bed humping one of those fanny things with hair on it

Speaking of banana's, it reminded me of a swingers party we went to once and there was a porn dvd playing. A women put a peeled banana into another woman and was sucking it. The banana broke off and there was a close up of the remaining part of the banana inside the woman. Can you imagine trying to get that out??? "

If you squeeze and use your pelvic muscles it will pop out. Dont ask me how i know that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im glad i had my banana before i read this. I saw one on a site and it was weird, I saw a guy on cam once and he was on the bed humping one of those fanny things with hair on it

Speaking of banana's, it reminded me of a swingers party we went to once and there was a porn dvd playing. A women put a peeled banana into another woman and was sucking it. The banana broke off and there was a close up of the remaining part of the banana inside the woman. Can you imagine trying to get that out???

If you squeeze and use your pelvic muscles it will pop out. Dont ask me how i know that lol"

Ok how do you know that then xx

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