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How to spot a FAKE penis.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If the foreskin is in fact four bits of yellow skin peeled back and it is bent like a banana……. it quite possibly is a banana.

How else might one spot a fake penis?

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

erm good morning you took your happy pill yet?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If it looks like a hotdog and tastes like a hotdog... I just hope it is a hotdog, seeing as you've just bit the end off to taste it.

If it isn't a hotdog.......... ewwwww what did you mistake for mustard?

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

if its green and smells of vinegar either the man has problems or its a pickled dill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles "

mental note, don't post fake pics on profile

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when it waves to you and you see the japs eye miming to 'midnight train to georgia'

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once disguised my penis as Groucho Marx with comedy glasses and mustache (My penis taking the place of a cigar).

Does this count as a fake penis?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Your all flaming nuts, so glad im normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of them dildos look all- most real, could get a close up of one of them , lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Your all flaming nuts, so glad im normal"

If you think we are all nuts... you won't be much use in the "How to spot FAKE testicles" thread

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles "

I think I know who you mean...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles

I think I know who you mean...lol"

haha he was sooo funny...u could practically see the join....blamed the black penis on a white body due to having a paternal black grandfather....fook me the things people inherit these days....me i would settle for the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all flaming nuts, so glad im normal"

Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis sing something about flaming nuts?

As for you being normal... um...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles

I think I know who you mean...lol

haha he was sooo funny...u could practically see the join....blamed the black penis on a white body due to having a paternal black grandfather....fook me the things people inherit these days....me i would settle for the house"

now that's made me chuckle. I new some guys had masterplans to win the ladies, but didn't think they could fool you with a cut and shut cock

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"If the foreskin is in fact four bits of yellow skin peeled back and it is bent like a banana……. it quite possibly is a banana.

How else might one spot a fake penis?

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Fake ones don't smell of cheese?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually I have just remembered a profile photo I saw years ago on another site.... the guy obviously had a dildo shuved down the leg of his trousers... firstly because of the clear definition of the helmet end... secondly because you could see a lesser defined, smaller penis shape higher up.

I am sure if he had been born with two willies he'd have mentioned it.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

We had a PM from a guy with a picture showing him hung like a horse, talk about crap photo-shop job, you could almost see the nails and sticky tape. Anyway, dropped him a line back 'Hope you are better at fucking than you are at faking photos'.

Didn't hear from him again, that was until we did a few weeks later, same picture, so replied with... "You don't need us mate, with a cock that size you can... go suck yourself off"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I was going to say "if there is a Dyson attached to the end of it"....... but I have just realised the flaw in that theory.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If it looks like a cock, acts like a cock, then ya can bet ya bottom dollar it is one.....

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A finger of fudge is just enough.... unless you're using it to fake a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

This reminds me of Friends when Joey stuck some ham round his cock to make it look like he had'nt been circumcised

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