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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(LOL) ?

Watching Lee Evans!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend "

His facials make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend

His facials make me laugh "

Didnt know he did porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words 'trump' and 'spatula'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend

His facials make me laugh

Didnt know he did porn "
if he did it would be hilarious! Have you seen his shagging motion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The words 'trump' and 'spatula'."

In the same sentence!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The words 'trump' and 'spatula'.

In the same sentence!? "

Yes. I have the weirdest conversations...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A conversation with 2 friends last night. Woke in the night still giggling, good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching the bull mastiff next door chew Toffee's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The words 'trump' and 'spatula'.

In the same sentence!?

Yes. I have the weirdest conversations... "

Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A conversation with 2 friends last night. Woke in the night still giggling, good times "

I love flash backs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"watching the bull mastiff next door chew Toffee's "

Awwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random conversation with a previous meet. Couldn't get a word in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend "

I'm suprised he's never slipped on stage and broken his neck/leg the amount he sweats!

The dog ran into the French doors this morning and then gave me an "I meant to do that!" look.

A

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

The New irn brew advert "crack on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The New irn brew advert "crack on""

Yep, it's a cracker

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

When himself told me about giving himself a bruise on his forehead whilst on holiday with a car blind, we were talking about the kylie jenner challenge at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.

To which I replied

"what did your last slave die of?"

She swiftly replied

"Malaria!"

Funny little fucker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When himself told me about giving himself a bruise on his forehead whilst on holiday with a car blind, we were talking about the kylie jenner challenge at the time "

I saw the funniest video of the Kylie Jenner challenge yesterday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.

To which I replied

"what did your last slave die of?"

She swiftly replied

"Malaria!"

Funny little fucker.

"

Haha, I use the same "slave" reply daily!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.

To which I replied

"what did your last slave die of?"

She swiftly replied

"Malaria!"

Funny little fucker.

"

I normally say they're not dead yet

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....

*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.

*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.

HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?

ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.

HIM: Is that right?

ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.

Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Watching OH trying to get out of one of new chairs I bought on Ebay..

I wanted recliners.. Didnt realise they not only recline but are risers too so they actually go forward until you are nearly standing.. its hilarious..(Yep simple minds)

Only trouble is you cant rush it it works in slo mo. I will have to remember this when I need the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.

To which I replied

"what did your last slave die of?"

She swiftly replied

"Malaria!"

Funny little fucker.

I normally say they're not dead yet "

Pretty sharp for a 14 yr old.

I've taught her well, that girl will go far!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching OH trying to get out of one of new chairs I bought on Ebay..

I wanted recliners.. Didnt realise they not only recline but are risers too so they actually go forward until you are nearly standing.. its hilarious..(Yep simple minds)

Only trouble is you cant rush it it works in slo mo. I will have to remember this when I need the loo. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend

His facials make me laugh

Didnt know he did porn "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....

*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.

*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.

HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?

ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.

HIM: Is that right?

ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.

Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing. "

Love that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....

*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.

*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.

HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?

ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.

HIM: Is that right?

ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.

Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Eric Andre Show... A bunch of weird random funny stuff goes on the show

E.g https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFFsOWFoJzQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to that social it's fecking hilarious

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Reading incredulous comments on here....nowt changes.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

lol ... ummm I can't rightly remember - the beer took over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky message about next week. I was grinning like a moron while walking from work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).

For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend "

I saw him live once and didn't get it at all. Didn't reach the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stewie off family guy last night

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I received a text message picture of someone in some pants they had apparently bought 'by accident', that were possibly the least unattractive item of clothing I have ever seen. A most unladylike guffaw escaped me at the sight. And I'll still fuck the sender of said photo at the next available opportunity. With or without horrendous undercrackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing on Facebook if a guy lip syncing to his daughter having a tantrum. Very close to home and funny.

B

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Friday, one of the kids said "We were going to get you a Not Dead Yet t-shirt". They couldn't stop giggling at that as a birthday present and it got me giggling too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hypnodog on BGT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The water park scene in Inbetweeners 2 last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The water park scene in Inbetweeners 2 last night."

And before that Thursday lunchtime at my Dad's care home. He is on a dementia ward and mealtimes can be hilariously funny. Some may say you shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh would cry. Highlights from Thursday were lady, M throwing her food at man A. Staff put up a barrier to stop her so she just threw it over instead. Man, B shouting "you want some" like the Wealdstone Raider. Lady E demanding a jam sandwich, being given a jam sandwich and then shouting "I didn't want that shit, take it away", and 2 mins later requesting a jam sandwich and moaning about the service in this restaurant. All the while my Dad happily entertaining himself by pulling his trousers legs up to make shorts. Wonderful people, wonderful staff and very funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The water park scene in Inbetweeners 2 last night.

And before that Thursday lunchtime at my Dad's care home. He is on a dementia ward and mealtimes can be hilariously funny. Some may say you shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh would cry. Highlights from Thursday were lady, M throwing her food at man A. Staff put up a barrier to stop her so she just threw it over instead. Man, B shouting "you want some" like the Wealdstone Raider. Lady E demanding a jam sandwich, being given a jam sandwich and then shouting "I didn't want that shit, take it away", and 2 mins later requesting a jam sandwich and moaning about the service in this restaurant. All the while my Dad happily entertaining himself by pulling his trousers legs up to make shorts. Wonderful people, wonderful staff and very funny."

I totally agree! I work on dementia wards sometimes and find something funny, you just can't help it and as you say if you didn't you would cry.

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